Our current strategy for fighting climate change is to buy oil from hostile tyrannies like Iran and Venezuela rather than using our own, and to waste massive amounts of taxpayer money subsidizing electric moonbatmobiles that run largely on coal. But last year Vivienne Westwood came up with a new approach that is every bit as effective at controlling global temperatures but does not cost us a penny:

The 79-year-old British fashion designer took to Instagram Friday to share a series of posts about saving the planet — in what appears to be nothing but a metallic leaf covering her privates from the waist down.

It wasn’t quite public indecency:

Westwood was, in fact, wearing flesh-colored tights paired with a black and gray top, shiny purple gloves, a printed cap and chunky boots to deliver her message.

As if saving the planet from the imaginary climate crisis were not heroic enough by itself, she also helped rescue us from Covid:

She began her nearly two-minute speech — which was posted in its entirety on Instagram Live — by urging non-essential workers to think twice before returning to work as the coronavirus lockdown rules loosen in the United Kingdom.

She also denounced economic freedom, averring that the reason we can’t trust the government or the media is that they “have their heads buried in capitalism.”

However, her main focus was controlling the weather. Her approach does not consist entirely of wearing a leaf over her crotch:

“I am a very practical person. I have a plan, as you know, a solution. I will write it down for the Tuesday diary,” she says.

What a relief not to have to lay awake at night worrying that the climate will continue to fluctuate the way it always has.

Tragically, if she did reveal her plan, the powers that be must have suppressed it. After all, if we can control the weather by wearing foolish outfits, there is no need for foolish taxes and regulations.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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