Under totalitarianism, orthodox ideology is applied to everything imaginable — even kidney stones:

Thirty years ago, kidney stones were considered a disease of the middle-aged white man.

But now,

Kidney stones, hard deposits of minerals and salts that can get caught in the urinary tract, are now occurring in younger people, particularly among teenage girls, emerging data shows.

Here’s how middle-aged white men, the scourge of society, managed to spread their nasty disease to innocent young girls:

Experts aren’t sure why more children and teens are developing the condition, but they speculate that a combination of factors are to blame, including … climate change causing more cases of dehydration.

Seriously: climate change. Here’s proof:

Doctors who spoke to NBC News said they see more kids with kidney stones in the summer than any other season.

As Jane Fonda will be glad to shriek at you, global warming is caused by white men, who should therefore be imprisoned.

Kidney stones are of course racist:

Black adults and children in the study also developed kidney stones at greater rates than whites.

Fortunately, there is an obvious cure for kidney stones. We must allow Big Government to regulate the temperature by seizing more of our money and lowering our standard of living, in accordance with Democrat policy.

On a tip from Lyle.

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