Even if we lose the Culture War to moonbats, there will still be religious services. The sermons will be delivered by guys like Penny Cost. Here he preaches the gospel of “queer holiness”:

All the core elements of Western Civilization, including Christianity, must be erased. But first, they must be defiled. Defilement is the true essence of moonbattery, as you can see by its effect on everything it touches. Therein lies the mystery of queer holiness.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.