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Nov 11 2022

Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson

When people convert to Islam, they take Muslim names. This is why Cassius Clay became Muhammad Ali. Another cult has copied this practice:

The actor Rainn Wilson says he has changed his name to Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson to protest against the climate crisis.

Protesting the weather is the sort of foolishness we have come to expect from Hollyweird. Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson used to be on a sitcom called The Office. It was discontinued almost a decade ago, so he needs some publicity.

He announced via Twitter that he changed his name on Instagram; however,

It is not clear if Wilson has legally changed his name.

Changing it legally might take more of a commitment than Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson is up for. He says he has not changed his name on Twitter because Elon Musk won’t let him.

Squeaks R.H.W.E.W.W.:

“I changed my name … to help tell the world leaders and influencers that we need to act now.”

No doubt the leaders of top carbon-emitters like China and India will heed R.H.W.E.W.W.’s command and do to their economies what Gotabaya Rajapaksa did to Sri Lanka’s and Joe Biden is doing to the USA’s on the pretext that it will somehow improve the weather. Otherwise, R.H.W.E.W.W. might name and shame them.

R.H.W.E.W.W. further combats the weather by urging other entertainment figures to change their names too. His suggestions include “Cardi The Arctic B Melting” and “Leonardo Di-Polar Ice Caprio Are Melting.” DiCaprio may be enough of a climate kook to take him up on it, to make up for his gargantuan carbon footprint.

According to global warming dogma, R.H.W.E.W.W. could help save the world by lowering his standard of living. However, liberal elite climate cultists would rather lobby Big Government to lower ours. It is unlikely that R.H.W.E.W.W. would be willing to go without the modern comforts and conveniences afforded us by the fossil fuels they regard as unholy. Like the entertainment industry, the climate cult is about style, not substance.

On a tip from Steve T.


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