This should help put your other worries into perspective. A cognitively dysfunctional, morally vacuous corruptocrat with anger issues related to dementia whose strings are pulled by leftist radicals boasts that he can blow up the world:

“My Marine has code to blow up the world!” chuckles Creepy Joe. It might be one of the Marines posed behind him during his theatrically sinister Dark Brandon presentation:

At least the Commander in Chief can’t use the Football to obliterate civilization all on his own. His fellow Democrats realized years ago that he is too senile to be entrusted with that power.

On tips from Wiggins, Chris Neilson, and WDS 2.0.