To get anywhere in a world run by moonbats, you need to ground your identity in a defect that can be used to justify demands for favoritism. Kids learn this early at specialized camps. Parents wishing to devote their children to LBGTism have many options (e.g., here, here, here, here, here, here). For an up and coming alternative, consider gluten intolerance.

Introducing Camp Celiac:

Camp Celiac was founded in 2007. At 138 acre Camp Arroyo, Camp Celiac’s campers, counselors, and junior counselors eat delicious gluten-free food and enjoy traditional camp activities…

Fortunately, only a tiny fraction of those proclaiming themselves to be gluten-intolerant actually have celiac disease, a rare autoimmune disorder that entails intolerance to gluten

Speaking of disease, Covid hysteria lives on at Camp Celiac. The majority of the webpage consists of an elaborate nine-point Covid protocol. Staff has to be recently vaxed and boosted, campers must take a Covid test, anyone who coughs must take another one, you might get sent home even if you pass, et cetera.

If identifying as gluten-intolerant doesn’t catch fire the way LGBTism has, maybe they should change the theme to Covid neurosis. They could rename it Camp Fauci.

On a tip from Mike B.