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Aug 24 2022

Let Them Eat Wind Turbine Blades

We can’t be sure we will have enough to eat, given that the maniacs in charge believe that, like efficient energy, food is offensive to the climate. In contrast, there will be no shortage of giant wind turbine blades of dubious usefulness, now that Democrats have devoted hundreds of $billions to green energy waste and corruption in the act of economic sabotage they insolently refer to as the Inflation Reduction Act. What to do with the blades when the turbines stop working is an ongoing dilemma. Jonathan Swift suggests a solution. We must eat the wind turbine blades.

First, we make them into gummy bears:

[R]esearchers at Michigan State University constructed a new form of composite resin for wind turbine blades.

It is comprised of a mixture of glass fibers with plant-derived and synthetic polymers. Once blades formed from this resin can no longer be used, the new material can be recycled into a variety of products – including gummy bears. …

“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate and used it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,” explained John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper.

He then vomited blood and collapsed writhing on the floor.

Just kidding about that last part, but the rest of it seems to be on the level — though it is hard to tell fact from parody under rulers who want us to eat maggot butter, weeds, synthetic pseudofood, plastic trash, lentils, grass, crickets, larvae, et cetera in the name of the climate.

On a tip from Blackjack.


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2 Responses to “Let Them Eat Wind Turbine Blades”

  1. […] bad it wasn’t an edible wind turbines; then it could be recycled as food instead of posing a massive disposal […]

  2. […] climate, we must eat anything but food: weeds, synthetic pseudofood, plastic trash, lentils, grass, wind turbine blades, et cetera. Most of all, they want us to eat insects, including crickets, larvae,and mealworms, […]


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