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Jun 13 2023

No Garth, You’re the A-hole

Garth Brooks has somehow managed to sell a lot of records to country fans. Whether he continues to after calling his own fan base “a**holes” is doubtful:

Brooks, the second-best selling musical artist of all time, told Billboard he hoped Friends In Low Places Bar & Honky Tonk, which is set to open in the South Broadway District of Nashville, would be “the Chick-fil-A of honky-tonks.”

Considering how Chick-fil-A has begged for the Bud Light treatment, his hopes might be realized.

Brooks rolls up the welcome mat in response to regular Americans fed to the teeth with LGBTism who are boycotting Bud Light:

“And yes, we’re going to serve every brand of beer. We just are. It’s not our decision to make. Our thing is this: if you [are let] into this house, love one another. If you’re an asshole, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway.”

There are also plenty of other places to find countrified pop.

Insulting its own customers is how Bud Light managed to lose $27 billion and counting.

On a tip from Anonymous.


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