Give Me Back My Hand, S’il Vous Plaît

France’s left-leaning Euroweenie in Chief won’t be able to make a fist for a week after the handshake he got from Trump at the signing of Trump’s peace deal in Egypt yesterday:

No, it wasn’t a “bro shake.” Background from Daily Mail:

Their uncomfortable ‘death clasp’ handshakes have gone viral over the years, with footage from 2017 showing the two leaders locking hands for 29 seconds straight.

As for the handshake in Egypt,

The embrace soon turned into something akin to an arm wrestle as the two presidents exchanged what seemed like intense conversation while swinging their opposite number’s hand from side to side.

Macron eventually freed himself from Trump’s grasp and hurried off the stage. …

It’s not clear what the pair were speaking about; however, it comes weeks after Macron was seen mocking Trump with world leaders.

Those who earn a handshake like that from Trump will come to regret it.

Naked Moonbats Assail Civilization in Portland

Only one thing could be more revolting than the leftist freaks infesting Portland: namely, those same freaks with no clothes on.

As forewarned, Naked Bike Ride was deployed against federal officers defending civilization on Sunday. The scene was not pretty (WARNING: do not click for video).

The Left has bred whole armies of exhibitionist moonbats to wage war against public order. Check out the turnout for their die-in blocking Portland’s Burnside Bridge:

At first I thought someone had finally applied a giant can of Raid.

Meanwhile, judicial moonbats continue to block Trump from deploying the National Guard to clean up this mess.

On tips from Wiggins, David Kight, and abcanc.

Obscene Desecration at St. Peter’s Basilica

Despite officially approving an LGBT takeover of St. Peter’s Basilica, the Catholic Church lags behind the hyperwoke Church of England in the March of Progress. Pope Leo could leap into the lead by bestowing blessings upon this:

A man urinated on the Altar of Confession of St. Peter’s Basilica on Friday before being taken away by security officers in the famous basilica, according to news reports.

The man climbed the altar and “urinated under the stunned gaze of hundreds of tourists,” according to the newspaper Corriere della Sera’s Rome edition.

This represents a natural escalation:

In February, a man desecrated the altar by climbing on top of it and throwing six candelabras that were on the altar to the ground.

In June 2023, meanwhile, a Polish man approached the high altar as the basilica was about to close, undressed, and climbed onto the altar. Photos posted online showed the words “Save children of Ukraine” written in marker on his back.

The sacred is under assault.

On a tip from seaoh.

Revenge of Green Energy

Despite the vast amounts of money flushed away on its behalf, the green energy campaign has fallen upon hard times, as coercive government funding dries up under Trump and people come to realize that paying too much for inefficient energy has no perceptible effect on the allegedly problematic weather. Yet the country remains littered with wind turbines and solar panels — which can present hazards:

A loose solar panel fell from its mount and struck a 76-year-old woman Sunday in Brighton Beach [Brooklyn], police say. She later died at Lutheran Medical Center.

At last word, she had not been identified.

It is also best to steer clear of wind turbines:

On tips from Wiggins and David Kight.

How the Other Half Lives

Trump has been forced to pull $8 billion in unobligated research and development funds so that US servicemembers don’t go unpaid during the Schumer Shutdown. Meanwhile, the Democrats pulling the maneuver are living like this:

Had enough yet?

On a tip from R F.

Moonbats in Charge Defile Canterbury Cathedral With Graffiti

It goes beyond naming lefty Sarah Mullally to be the Historic First Female Archbishop of Canterbury. Moonbats have been systematically destroying the Church of England. They are not subtle about it:

The Church of England has allowed Canterbury Cathedral, its ancient mother church, to be vandalized by graffiti artists from “marginalized communities.” … The so-called “Hear Us” installation features graffiti messages such as “Are you there?” and “Is illness sin?” pasted on the walls, pillars, and floors of the 1,400-year-old cathedral.

Catholic countermoonbat JD Vance remarked on the irony of “honoring ‘marginalized communities’ by making a beautiful historical building really ugly.”

In contrast,

David Monteith, the openly homosexual Dean of Canterbury, defended the installation, claiming, “There is a rawness which is magnified by the graffiti style, which is disruptive.”

By “disrupt,” they mean destroy — which is all leftism is good for. Monteith advances this objective by holding his position while publicly embracing sin, as does the ostentatiously lesbian Archbishop of Wales Cherry Vann.

The Church of England is no longer a Christian denomination. It is a denomination of moonbattery. That is the fate of any institution that allows liberals to infiltrate and subvert it.

On tips from Barry A and Franco.

Multicultural Enrichment Produces Death Threats Against Nigel Farage and Geert Wilders

Evidence accrues that the Third World is not sending its nicest people to colonize Europe. Afghan migrant Fayaz Khan has been convicted of threatening to kill countermoonbat opposition leader Nigel Farage. He also pleaded guilty to entering the UK illegally.

Via Breitbart:

[Khan] already has an extensive criminal history in Sweden, including knife offences, offences against women, and a pending case for alleged child pornography.

Ten criminal events were logged with police in Sweden, where “he lived as a failed, but undeportable, asylum seeker for the past decade.”

Khan has an AK-47 tattooed on his face. Who would have guessed he would not assimilate and become a constructive citizen?

Not that people like Khan don’t have their uses to the moonbats responsible for their presence:

The conviction for death threats against Farage comes amid a background of concern about the UK government having slashed the budget for the Reform UK leader’s police security detail by 75 per cent.

In related news:

Dutch populist politician Geert Wilders – who the media constantly dubs Hitler “far Right” – has suspended his campaigning for elections later this month, due to ongoing threats to his life.

Specifically he was informed by authorities that he was a potential target of a suspected plot in Belgium to kill conservative politicians using a drone carrying explosives. Three men were arrested in Antwerp in the foiled attack believed to primarily be aimed at Belgium’s Prime Minister Bert De Wever. …

It does appear the plotter arrested in Belgium are Islamic radicals, given that Belgian prosecutors have described the intention of the suspects “was to carry out a jihadi-inspired terrorist attack targeting politicians.”

Leftists are getting more than votes out of the Muslims they have been importing to displace the European population.

On a tip from abcanc.