UK Plots to Blot Out the Sun

Forget Russia. Forget even communist China and Islamomaniacal Iran. If one country is a threat to the others, it could be once-great Britain under rule by leftist kooks who are pressing forward with experiments to dim sunlight through geoengineering:

Outdoor field trials which could include injecting aerosols into the atmosphere, or brightening clouds to reflect sunshine, are being considered by scientists as a way to prevent runaway climate change.

The only thing running away is the imagination of moonbats.

As so often in life, the problem is not the problem; the problem is that people think it’s a problem — although whether these people really believe in the global warming hoax is doubtful. Leftists pretend the weather is a perpetual crisis so as to justify seizing our property, lowering our standard of living, and regulating us into a straitjacket.

Plots of the sort Dr. Evil might hatch don’t come cheap:

Aria, the Government’s advanced research and invention funding agency, has set aside £50 million for projects, which will be announced in the coming weeks.

There will be zero benefit to British taxpayers — but potential harm to the entire planet.

The Experts believe that pollution over shipping routes made clouds brighter and therefore more reflective, resulting in dimmer sunlight. They even say that international regulations to reduce sulfur dioxide emissions caused an increase in global warming.

More unintended consequences can be expected if ideologically driven fanatics deliberately tamper with the atmosphere to fix something that isn’t broken.

On a tip from KirklesWorth. Hat tip: Breitbart.

Enviromoonbattery Applied to Beer

Any product can be greenwashed, including beer. The Boulevard Brewing Company is celebrating Earth Day all week with an event entitled “Brew & Renew”:

From zero-landfill facilities to pollinator-friendly programs and partnerships with Ripple Glass, the Kansas City-based brewery is offering immersive tours that highlight its commitment to environmental responsibility…

Ripple Glass recycles glass bottles.

By the end of the tour, participants should have a better understanding of sustainable brewing methods and how minor adjustments can have a significant environmental impact.

If you find the global climate satisfactory, thank Boulevard Brewing Co. But thank a Phoenix area brewer even more:

SanTan Brewing Company is on a mission to reduce its carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions for a cleaner Earth and better beer. To achieve this mission, SanTan has invested in an Earthly Labs System that recaptures the carbon dioxide that is naturally produced by the fermentation of its beers. The CO2 is then stored as a liquid and repurposed to carbonate SanTan beers. Additionally, SanTan has installed a nitrogen generator which will purify the ambient air and eliminate the use of CO2 for purging aluminum cans, kegs and tanks at its production facility.

Next, SanTan employees might be forced to wear special gasmasks that capture the harmless CO2 they exhale, similar to fart-capturing and burp-capturing devices moonbats want to impose on cows lest they make it be too warm outside.

In the olden days, beer was judged by its taste. But liberal virtue signaling is more important in these enlightened times. However, this sometimes results in unintended consequences, as when Bud Light lost $1.4 billion by putting the face of the gut-wrenchingly repulsive Dylan Mulvaney on their beer.

On a tip from Steve T.

Newspeak Dictionary Updates to Fight Fatphobia

Now that people who identify as morbidly obese have joined the Cultural Marxist Coalition of the Oppressed, updates to the Newspeak Dictionary are in order. Feabie is a social network for people who fetishize obesity. It claims over 100,000 members. The abridged definitions below are from its Feederism FAQ:

Feedee

Feedees are men or women who like the idea or physical act of growing bigger, fatter and/or rounder. It’s a sexual orientation…

Feeder

Feeders are men or women who like the idea or physical act of helping someone else grow bigger.

Fat Admirer

Fat admirers, or FAs, are men or women who are sexually and romantically attracted to partners who are chubby.

BHM/SSBHM

BHM stands for big handsome man, and is an identifier for straight or bisexual men who are overweight (in the gay community, such men are known as “chubs”). SSBHM stands for super-sized big handsome man, and signifies a BHM who is significantly obese.

BBW/SSBBW

BBW stands for big beautiful woman, and is an identifier for women who are overweight—anything from a little curvy, to plump to chubby to obese. SSBBW stands for super-sized big beautiful woman, and signifies a BBW who is significantly obese.

Click through for full definitions.

Obesity is a major risk factor for a variety of potentially fatal diseases, including diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and cancer. This begs the question of whether feederism is unhealthy. The answer:

Sure, so is driving a car, living in North Philadelphia, rock climbing and taking Tylenol. But seriously, feedees who choose to put on weight assume some health risks, but there are ways to gain weight while maintaining relative health and fitness. For some feedees, the idea of becoming unhealthy or even immobile is part of the fantasy.

Homosexuality is also a risk factor for deadly diseases (e.g., HIV leading to AIDS, hepatitis, and human papilloma virus, which can cause anal cancer). You don’t disapprove of homosexuality, do you? Because if you do, you risk cancelation. Soon the same will apply to obesity.

On a tip from Mike B.

Guy Named Nina Brandishes Sword, Steals Police Car

Local media may be taking baby steps in the direction of veracity. CBS Cincinnati affiliate WKRC-TV managed to get through this story without once referring to a guy calling himself Nina Devillez as “her.” They managed this by avoiding pronouns altogether:

An Indiana resident allegedly pulled an object that appeared to be a sword on an officer before stealing a police cruiser and fleeing into Kentucky. …

No wonder the UK has decided to make itself safe from the mayhem it has been importing from the Third World by banning ninja swords.

The incident started when officers attempted a traffic stop in Chandler, north of Evansville. The suspect, identified as 31-year-old Nina Devillez, was confronted by officers and shots were fired. Devillez then stole a police cruiser, leading to a high-speed chase.

Guys who call themselves “Nina” can be expected to behave a little eccentrically.

It will surprise no one that Nina had been previously arrested, then unleashed on the public:

Devillez was facing an attempted murder case in Lawrence County, Indiana, and was out on bond at the time of the incident.

The video report accompanying the story actually admits that Nina is a he. In contrast, Fort Wayne’s 21Alive lies to our faces by calling him “she”:

Please welcome Mr. Devillez to the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Walking While White in Barcelona

For the limited time that white women continue to exist, they need never be lonely in what moonbats have made of Europe by opening the borders to Third World demographic displacement. All they need do to make new friends is go for a walk:

Anyone surprised that the social media mob thinks the Barcelona perambulator is the problem, rather than the loitering colonists who accost her?

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Achieving Privilege by Flying While Fat

You don’t need to be non-white to achieve the privileged status of the oppressed. You don’t even have to pretend to be a member of the opposite sex or proclaim a proclivity to indulge in sexual perversion. All you need to do is eat too much.

At Seattle-Tacoma International Airport…

…Jaelynn Chaney, a plus-size travel influencer from Vancouver, Canada, recently organized a protest claiming she was denied wheelchair assistance due to her body size, raising serious questions about treatment of larger passengers.

We have met this Rosa Parks of the plus-sized set before (see here, here, and here) in the course of her campaign to impose what she calls “body equality in travel,” which entails free seats for the morbidly obese.

The 28-year-old content creator, who wears size 6XL, staged a demonstration inside Seattle-Tacoma International Airport holding a sign reading “Sea-Tac violates our rights” with the hashtag “wheelchair access for all.” This public display followed what Chaney describes as a traumatic experience during her May 2024 visit to the airport.

Jae’lynn’s traumatic experience consists of a delay in being provided with a wheelchair — which she reportedly does not require.

The campaign has support:

The treatment of passengers with disabilities has become increasingly scrutinized across the aviation industry, with incidents of extreme passenger distress highlighting the broader challenges faced by those requiring special accommodations while traveling. …

The incident raises important questions about the legal obligations airports have toward passengers requiring assistance. Under various disability protection laws, transportation facilities must provide reasonable accommodations to travelers with mobility challenges.

The cost of special accommodations is no object, because the rest of us will pick up the tab.

The controversy serves as a reminder that as the travel industry evolves, ensuring dignity and accessibility for passengers of all sizes and abilities must remain a fundamental priority rather than an optional consideration.

Who could have guessed that Jae’lynn is defending dignity as she feigns oppression and bellows demands? Who can guess which identity group will be the next to become belligerently empowered by cultural Marxism?

On a tip from Steve T.

America Not Good Enough for Dylan Mulvaney

So much winning. First Ellen DeGenerate, then Rosie O’Donnell. Now failed Bud Light pitchperv Dylan Mulvaney could be leaving the USA:

In an interview with the UK-based gay website, Pink News, Mulvaney insisted that he is looking to permanently relocate to England.

He would be best advised not to get settled in:

Britain may not be quite as “welcoming” as Mulvaney imagines, though. Not only did the country’s highest court just rule that transgenders are not real, biological women, but the country’s medical establishment has pulled back on its support for medical transgendering of children.

There is hope that moonbattery will recede, even in the UK. Maybe he should try Canada.

Great news, though not for Brits.

On a tip from seaoh.