Thanks to accountability cancel culture, it isn’t easy for kids to enjoy Halloween. They have to incorporate identity politics ideology into their choice of costume. Otherwise, a photo of them in a politically incorrect outfit might crop up 20 years later and serve as a pretext for the woke mob to ruin their lives. This limits options for white kids, as Caucasian role models become ever scarcer in what the liberal establishment presents to us as popular culture:

Social engineers probably hope that if they make Halloween difficult enough, we will drop it altogether, like the Seattle school that declared it to be racist. Halloween is an aspect of American culture; therefore, it must be eradicated before utopia can be imposed.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.