Osama bin Laden understood American politics well enough to know that Joe Biden becoming president would be of great benefit to Islamic terrorists. The Taliban, who hosted him as he launched 9/11, understand it well enough to know that any extreme of evil might earn the media’s approval if coated with a veneer of political correctness.

Newsweek quotes Abdul Qahar Balkhi of the Taliban’s Cultural Commission:

“We believe the world has a unique opportunity of rapprochement and coming together to tackle the challenges not only facing us but the entire humanity,” Balkhi added, “and these challenges ranging from world security and climate change need the collective efforts of all [quack quack quack].”

The Taliban isn’t only about raping slaves and beheading infidels. It is also devoted to liberal ideology regarding the theorical harmful effect of human activity on the climate.

And while the Taliban have been accused of involvement in climate-harming activities such as illicit logging and mining, the group has for years presented itself as a supporter of green initiatives such as tree-planting and environment protection.

Not even liberal media cretins will really believe that the Taliban are the good guys until the terrorists start retrofitting their caves with solar panels. Otherwise, Newsweek would hesitate to reveal that the Taliban taking power and unleashing a wave of violence that is only just getting underway was not actually a result of the incompetence/treason of Democrats as your lying eyes tell you, but was caused by … wait for it … climate change:

While the triumph has been attributed to a range of factors from the inefficiencies that long plagued the Afghan government to the Taliban’s shrewd engagement with rival parties, one less likely advantage that appears to have factored into the wins is climate change.

On Friday, CBS News cited experts arguing that droughts and floods due to melting ice on mountain snowcaps helped to fuel discontent in rural Afghanistan.

If you believe this unfolding catastrophe was the fault of climate change, maybe you will believe it was the fault of Donald Trump, who stands with climate change and the forces of darkness against Joe Biden, Afghanistan, John Kerry, Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, and of course Newsweek:

While the Trump administration set out to downplay the threat of climate change, Biden and his officials have placed the issue at the forefront of their agenda, recommitting to the Paris Climate Agreement signed by every other country in the world, including Afghanistan, and appointing a new special presidential envoy position headed by former Secretary of State John Kerry. The president also hosted a leaders’ summit in April on climate that included even top rivals Chinese President Xi Jinping and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

You could read the whole piece for laughs, or if you have better things to do than subject your intelligence to insults from moonbats, read the Not the Bee synopsis:

“See guys, these barbarians now control 40 million lives at the end of their guns, but don’t pay attention to the sex slaves because they are going to fight climate change!! Isn’t that great? Climate change is the REAL reason the nation fell, after all. If you want to blame someone, blame that yucky orange guy, eww!!”

Less hilarious is that the same leftist idiots who run the media also run the US government, hence the situation in Afghanistan.

On tips from Mr. Freemarket and Varla.

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