If you have been buying Colgate toothpaste because Crest is made by Procter & Gamble of the unendurably woke commercials that promote perversion, obesity, man hatred, the bogus black oppression narrative, and the bizarre lie that men can menstruate, don’t bother having a preference in the future:

I just want toothpaste. I don’t want to help screw up sexually confused teenagers.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.