If a guy can marry a guy, then a woman should be able to marry a toy airplane:

Sarah [Rodo, age 23] calls the Boeing Dicki and hopes to wed one day, even though it is illegal in Germany.

The Dortmund resident identifies as an Objectum Sexual, meaning that she is sexually attracted to inanimate objects.

If there is a scientific term for it, it must be legit.

Surely the German government will not continue to discriminate against its citizens on the basis of who or what they love. It won’t be long before marriage to phallic-looking toys is legally acknowledged.

Chirps Fraulein Rodo:

“Some people don’t understand my love but my friends took my coming-out very well and encouraged me.”

Embracing mental illness is highly fashionable, sure to result in approval from peer groups.

Considering the farce moonbats have made of holy matrimony, the most fundamental of all institutions, they have the power destroy civilization root and branch — as they are in the process of proving.

On tips from Wiggins and Varla.

One Response to “Moonbat Wants to Marry Toy Airplane”

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