In Germany, a 57-year-old guy named Thorsten Heinz P., who is now officially known as Monica P., declared himself transgender while in prison for murdering his wife. His light sentence is up, but he likes women’s prison so much, he wants back in “forever”:

Thorsten Heinz strangled his wife to death with a clothesline at their home in North Rhine-Westphalia. He was sentenced to 13 years in prison for the killing, and at an undisclosed time during his incarceration, began identifying as transgender and taking female hormones.

While detained, he twice took staff as hostages: one victim was a priest, and the other, a nurse, who he proceeded to sexually torment. For these offenses, his sentence was extended to 25 years.

Thorsten was released at the end of his sentence, but soon after threatened two married couples from Iserlohn with robbery in their homes. This, he claimed, was an act of desperation conducted in order to return to prison.

The one advantage of incarcerating the sexually insane in women’s prisons after they murder women is that you don’t have to worry about escapes. Guys like Thorsten are more likely to break in than break out.

Please welcome Thorsten Heinz P. to the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors:

• Thorsten Heinz P.
• Steven Buchanan/Susan Monica
• Dylan Butler
• Kendall Stephens
• Leion Butler
• Jason Lee Willie
• Audrey Hale
• Kimbrady Carriker
• Maya McKinney
• Snochia Moseley
• Anderson Lee Aldrich
• Moses Lopez
• William Whitworth
• Shanu Varma
• A guy calling himself Lara
• Zion William Teasley
• Jason Michael Hann
• Cali Anderson
• Dana Rivers
• Vivian Ginger-Rain Shemansky
• Linnea Pugmire
• Mark Campbell
• Paul S.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.