Ballroom Blows Up in Chuck Schumer’s Face

Chuck “Schmuck” Schumer was top Democrat in the Senate while his party was flagrantly wasting $trillions of our money on looting sprees like the Orwellian Inflation Reduction Act. Yet he accuses Trump of waste for building a ballroom in the White House.

“Just now, the White House announced construction of a $200 million White House ballroom that will begin in September.”

“A $200 million ballroom!” continued Schumer, who was found in a recent Economist/YouGov poll to have a favorability rating of 23%. “Where did this money come from? Did Congress appropriate? I don’t think so.”

Ever farther out on a creaking limb he wandered:

“It’s almost like DOGE was never about waste at all. It was about cutting services to help Trump and his billionaire buddies. It seems that DOGE was all about making cuts on Americans to fund their ballroom. Was that what DOGE was all about?”

Karoline Leavitt answers Schmuck’s question regarding where the money came from:

“President Trump and other donors have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $200 million structure.”

Schmuck, that slimy substance running down your face is egg.

Our generous president explains why we need the ballroom.

On a tip from Varla.

Third-World Predators and Little Girls

Sometimes a scary story has a happy ending. From Fairfax County, Virginia:

A surveillance video released by police shows the moment a toddler was allegedly abducted at Fair Oaks Shopping Center.

Fairfax County Police say the girl wandered away from an indoor play area just before 11:45 a.m. on July 18, when she was picked up by a man identified as 26-year-old Andres Caceres Jaldin.

The child’s parents found Jaldin on the second level of the mall and intervened, safely recovering their daughter.

Here’s the video:

Good thing they spotted her before Jaldin could escape. Otherwise the story might have turned out something like this:

A Somali immigrant living in the United States has been sentenced to 12 years imprisonment for raping a 12-year-old girl in Minneapolis last year.

The girl was abducted out of her backyard, struck on the head, and sexually assaulted.

Qalinle Ibrahim Dirie, 42, was born in Somalia during the country’s civil war and grew up in Kenyan refugee camps. In 2006, Dirie immigrated to the United States…

Sounds like the Ilhan Omar story. It is unclear whether Dirie is in the country legally.

His fellow Somalis have his back:

[T]he Al-Ihsan Islamic Center in St. Paul submitted a “Community Support Letter for Qalinle Dirie” to the judge.

“We, the undersigned members of the Somali community, write this letter to express our strong and heartfelt support for Qalinle Dirie, a member of our community,” says the letter.

This says more about the community than it does about Dirie, whose character is already known.

But maybe the letter worked. The 12-year sentence was the lightest recommended under Minnesota guidelines.

Dirie will likely be released on probation in 2033, despite refusing to own up to his crime. By then Minneapolis may be majority Somali, as everyone else gets their children out of there.

On tips from abcanc and WDS 2.0.

Lesbian Archbishop

As Britain decays, so decays the Anglican Church:

Bishop Cherry Vann has been elected as archbishop of the Church in Wales, becoming the first woman and LGBTQ cleric appointed to lead any of Britain’s Anglican churches.

Officially sanctioned blasphemy is not new in the Anglican Church:

While the broader, international Anglican Communion has had openly gay bishops before, most notably Gene Robinson in the United States, Vann will be the first lesbian to serve as archbishop globally.

With Cherry Vann, LGBTism is more than a private perversion, or we wouldn’t know about it. It is a crusade:

She is affiliated with the Open Table Network, a Christian initiative that offers worship and support for LGBTQ people.

Homosexual behavior is forbidden in the Christian religion. It is proscribed in the strongest terms throughout the Bible. But the Anglican Church is no longer Christian in any meaningful sense. It has been claimed by the Long March Through the Institutions.

Stand by for the next milestone: the first openly atheist archbishop. Next after that will be the historic first archbishop to openly worship Satan.

On a tip from Franco.

The Deep State Lives

The Swamp was not going to be drained overnight. As she works to uncover who was complicit in weaponizing the politicized intelligence community against Donald Trump and what lengths they went to, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard reminds us that the bureaucracy is still infested with John Brennan types who serve their party, not their country:

For the record, Tulsi is not suicidal.

The Streets of San Francisco

San Francisco is the Mecca of Moonbattery, launchpad for many a successful Democrat career (e.g., Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom, Willie Brown, Dianne Feinstein). To get an idea of how leftist rule has worked out for the town, let’s take a drive through:

Considering that Democrats are the party of societal decay, what else would you expect?

NHS Blows Money on Moonbattery

As Britain’s National Health Service demonstrates, let government take over healthcare and instead of healthcare your money will be spent on nonsense like this:

New figures show the health service budgeted more than £1.8million for the internal staff groupings, which are usually linked to race, sexuality, gender, disability or religion.

That’s on top of the salaries healthcare bureauweenies are paid to waste their time at events like “Breaking the Rainbow Ceiling” and “Embracing Your Afro/Curly Hair.”

Observes Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice:

‘Herein lies the problem with our NHS: wasteful spending on pointless woke activities and a bloated middle management, meanwhile frontline services are left underfunded and struggling.’

However,

NHS England describes staff networks as ‘an important mechanism’ to ‘help us to shape our organisational culture to create a fairer and inclusive work environments for all’.

That is, the staff networks exist to advance the interests of preferred minority groups like sexual deviants and Third World colonists at the expense of regular British taxpayers.

On a tip from abcanc.

Moonbat Introduces Her Gender-Fluid Dog

Moonbats are so gay, even their dogs are gay. Here’s how one introduces her dog:

“This is Honey. He is a gay gender-fluid golden retriever–Afghan hound mix.”

Presenting the state of the art in LGBT moonbattery:

Not everyone is laughing:

Far from being a joke, the scene starkly reflects the level of ideological penetration that radical movements have imposed on public discourse—even affecting the most basic and objective aspects of reality. …

These kinds of episodes are … symptoms of a deep cultural crisis in which relativism has displaced common sense, and everything traditional, natural, or structured is attacked as “oppressive” or “regressive.”

If men can be women and women can be men, then all things are possible in the alternate realm inhabited by progressives — even gay gender-fluid dogs. Those who disagree are intolerant and therefore not to be tolerated.

On a tip from R F.