Jaguar Pulls Ahead of Bud Light in Race to Oblivion

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It was previously reported that Jaguar lagged behind Bud Light. But having thrown moonbattery into overdrive, it soon pulled ahead:

Jaguar sales in Europe plunged a shocking 97.5% following a botched rebrand that included a commercial featuring men in skirts to announce its upcoming pivot toward an all-electric fleet…

The luxury British automaker registered just 49 vehicles in Europe in April, compared with 1,961 vehicles in the same month last year, according to data from the European Automobile Manufacturers’ Association.

Sales between January and April plummeted 75.1%, with just 2,665 cars sold across the continent.

Don’t expect the company to pull a 180° when it finally manages to get its flagship $200,000 four-door EV into dealerships late in the year.

Who would have guessed that ads like the one below did not inspire people to blow a fortune on a Jaguar?

Electric vehicles and pushily diverse nonbinary creepiness were supposed to be the future. Fortunately, the future social engineers planned for us has been canceled.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

Chip Roy on Big Beautiful Spending Bonanza

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Some version of the Big Beautiful Spending Extravaganza had better pass both houses, or Democrats will soon be back in power, and they will impose something a thousand times worse. But you can’t blame countermoonbats like Rep Chip Roy (R-TX) for not liking it, considering that the bill perpetuates outrages like Medicaid for illegal aliens, taxpayer funded transgender surgical atrocities inflicted on children, public money for the abortion mill Planned Parenthood, and crippling deficit spending for as far as the eye can see:

Michael Smerconish Goes MAGA

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The winning continues. Michael Smerconish of CNN — who left the Republican Party back in 2010 — is not what you could call a devoted countermoonbat. But Trump is winning him over with an undeniably successful presidency:

Whether the topic is Iran’s nuclear weapons program, the stock market, inflation, blue collar wage growth, the open wound that was the border, support from Hispanics, or pushback against judicial overreach, Smerconish is correct:

“By any objective measure, President Trump has his opponents on the run.”

But moonbats are hardly objective. They continue to shriek that Trump’s second presidency is a disaster — setting them ever more at odds with those who aren’t ideologically deranged.

Wind Turbine Blade Blocks Maryland Highway

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To the many reasons not to waste taxpayer money subsidizing hideous, unreliable, and inefficient wind turbines, we can add havoc caused by blades falling onto the highway:

A windmill turbine blade became loose Monday morning, crossing the median on Interstate 70 in Maryland and causing traffic to be backed up for several miles.

The blade fell not from above but out of a tractor trailer that was hauling it. Luckily, no one was killed.

Drivers traveling in the area could expect heavy delays as crews worked to remove the turbine from the highway.

Assuming it was damaged, off to the landfill it goes, where it will take up space forever because wind turbine blades are not biodegradable. Or maybe moonbats can persuade people to eat it.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Change Your Name to Comply With DEI

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It is still possible for a white guy to sell a film script, even in a country that has succumbed to moonbattery. Male Caucasian writers might have to change their name though.

From Germany:

In an interview with the “Club der klaren Worte” portal, [cabaret artist Monika] Gruber told an almost unbelievable story: a friend of hers had written a script, “I think for German public broadcaster ARD”. It was then ‘suggested’ to him ‘whether it would be ok’ if his name was not shown in the film credits, but instead a female name, and one with a ‘migration background’, according to Gruber. In this case, it was supposed to be an Arabic name.

According to Gruber, ARD’s alleged reasoning was: It wouldn’t go down well if you could tell from his name that an ‘old white man’ had written the script. This is not an isolated case, Gruber added in this interview – ‘I know that from a lot of people’. Men in particular would be asked to be named under a pseudonym.

Fake it until you make it, as the saying goes. Until such a time as they manage to eradicate white males, liberal establishmentarians can make believe they are already gone.

Moonbats Fume Over Alligator Alcatraz

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Today Trump is scheduled to visit the grand opening of Alligator Alcatraz:

Moonbats are not happy about it:

Environmentalists and Democrats have come out against the detention center, including lining up along Highway 41, which runs through the Everglades, to protest its construction Saturday. Protesters held signs declaring, “Another stupid plan to abuse people & the Everglades,” “No Alligator Alcatraz” or signs demanding ICE is pushed “out of Florida,” photos show.

Various federal and state agencies, such as the Department of Homeland Security and Florida’s Division of Emergency Management, were additionally hit with a lawsuit Friday spearheaded by a pair of environmentalist groups that claim the detention facility will disrupt and threaten the Everglades ecosystem, the Associated Press reported.

They even trotted out oppressed Indians:

Tribal leaders are outraged by the construction of the site, claiming they can trace their rights to the “sacred land” back thousands of years.

Kristi Noem reveals the actual reason leftists oppose Alligator Alcatraz:

“Alligator Alcatraz, and other facilities like it, will give us the capability to lock up some of the worst scumbags who entered our country under the previous administration.”

But there is good news for Democrats. Alligator Alcatraz will house only 5,000 illegal aliens. Biden’s handlers imported millions of them.

More Moocher Moonbattery From Kristen Welker

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Let’s have another look at Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK)’s venture into the NBC News snake pit last weekend. Not only did left-wing propagandist Kristen Welker subject him and the sane Americans he represents to cartoonish emotional blackmail over illegal immigration, his attempt to speak truth to moonbattery was met by a favorite media tactic: dropping a dubious statement as if it were the last word, then abruptly changing the topic.

Welker dismissed Mullin’s arguments in favor of a work requirement for Medicaid with the assertion that 92% of the people on Medicaid are either working or qualified for an exemption:

Her 92% figure begs at least three questions that Mullin was not given a chance to ask: (1) Are the other 8% not an expensive problem? (2) How easy for mooching loafers to exploit are the exemptions? (3) How many of the 92% don’t qualify for any benefits whatsoever because they are illegal aliens?

Regarding the last question, Senate Democrats just killed a measure that would have kicked millions of illegal immigrants off Medicaid. We are essentially forced to work as slaves so as to provide free healthcare to foreign invaders. Kristen Welker must be delighted.

On tips from Tlabia Majora and abcanc.