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Aug 03 2023

Lizzo Sued for Being Too Lizzo

Melissa Jefferson — a.k.a. Lizzo — personifies the abomination that is presented to us as our culture almost as perfectly as Joe Biden represents the corrupt gerontocracy. Three backup dancers are suing her for personifying it too well:

While on a concert trip with the Grammy Award-winning artist to Amsterdam in February 2023, the plaintiffs claim Lizzo invited them for a night out on the town — which ended in the city’s red light district.

At this point we cross into X-rated terrain:

The lawsuit states, “… things quickly got out of hand. Lizzo began inviting cast members to take turns touching the nude performers, catching dildos launched from the performers’ vaginas, and eating bananas protruding from the performers’ vaginas.”

The dancers were allegedly pressured to comply.

More surprisingly, Lizzo is accused of fat-shaming her dancers, despite having made a career out of grotesquely displaying her own morbid obesity.

It gets more surprising still. The dance team captain, Shirlene Quigley, is also named in the suit:

Quigley is accused of allegedly pushing her Christian beliefs onto dancers and “oversharing her masturbatory habits and sex life with her husband” with the team…

No word on what church Quigley attends. I’m guessing Presbyterian.

On tips from Steven S, KirklesWorth, and Steve T.

May 04 2023

Farcification of US Military Under Liberal Rule

The goal is not just to destroy the US military, but first to reduce it from one of our most revered institutions to a source of shame. How else to explain the use of a drag queen for Navy recruitment?

Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, stage name Harpy Daniels, announced the Navy invited him to become the first “Navy Digital Ambassador” in a November 2022 social media post, highlighting his journey from performing on deck in 2018 to becoming a “leader” and “advocate” of people who “were oppressed for years in the service.”

He specifically cites the former Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy (i.e., go ahead and be a pervert but don’t make a spectacle out of it because that would undermine cohesion) as what he means by being “oppressed.”

This moonbattery can be expected to compound the Navy’s recruitment problem by attracting dissolute degenerates while causing suitable candidates to turn away in revulsion.

Kelley said he was “hand selected as one of four Navy Digital Ambassadors” in a social media post. …

He first started performing on ships after a sanctioned MWR (Morale, Welfare and Recreation) lip syncing competition in 2017 while deployed on the USS Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier, Herzog wrote. Kelley “continues to slay in performances that boost morale and show support for LGBTQ+ service members.”

That’s how the Biden Regime has servicemen spending their time while the ChiComs tighten a noose around Taiwan.

Kelley said he faced harassment from outside the military after he was scheduled to perform at a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) event at Langley Joint Air Force Base in the summer of 2022 that “caused an uproar to many conservatives and Christian extremists.”

Anyone who objects to sexual perversion rubbed in the public’s face is an “extremist,” according to the extremists calling the shots. Fortunately for “Harpy Daniels,” he has a safe haven from disapproval in today’s woke military.

The Navy is seeking to boost its size to 347,000 officers and enlisted sailors in 2024, up from the current 341,736 serving in fiscal year 2023, according to Navy Times.

Good luck with that. Maybe try putting up flyers in San Francisco bathhouses.

America prevailed in past wars because so many were motivated to face death for their country. When the USA stands less for liberty than for decadence, morale will be a problem. Gasps US Navy SEAL Team Six member Robert J. O’Neill, who took party in the mission that killed Osama bin Laden:

“Alright. The US Navy is now using an enlisted sailor Drag Queen as a recruiter. I’m done. China is going to destroy us. YOU GOT THIS NAVY. I can’t believe I fought for this bulls-t.”

Meanwhile, as the Pentagon intensifies its focus on promoting LGBTism, it flounders in front of countries that are essential in the struggle to contain China:

The Philippines’ president was on hand Wednesday as one of the U.S. Army’s best-known weapons missed its target — a decommissioned warship floating miles away in the South China Sea — during a live-fire exercise.

President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. observed from a tower as the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System, or HIMARS, fired six times at the Philippine navy corvette, invisible over the horizon, and a narrator over a public address system described the action down range.

Maybe if they painted the target to look like a Boy Scout’s behind, the sort of recruits they have been going after would be able to focus on it more effectively.

The mismanagement goes beyond recruitment:

The US Air Force is the biggest and most powerful air force in the world: but maybe not for long. The service is struggling through twin crises – one of money, another of belief in itself – that could narrow its aerial advantage. …

The USAF isn’t the only American armed service that’s shrinking while its Chinese adversary is growing. After wasting billions of dollars on ships that don’t work, the US Navy is contracting even as Xi Jinping’s fleet is expanding.

The problem isn’t that bureaucrats won’t spend money. It’s that they spend it stupidly.

The $400-billion [F-35 Lightning II] project has eaten the Air Force. …

Every dollar the USAF feeds the F-35 program is a dollar it can’t spend on planes that are affordable and reliable.

The USAF has ever fewer planes; the ChiComs build ever more. Meanwhile, the Chinese are hardening their bases from missile attacks in preparation for the invasion of Taiwan, while Americans have been withdrawing permanently based fighter squadrons from the area.

Alexander the Great weighs in on the topic of a military run by liberals:

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

An army of drag queens led by Commander in Chief Joe Biden would not frighten Alexander the Great, the ChiComs, or anyone else — except those of us relying on it for security.

On tips from Franco, seaoh, Jester, Anonymous, ABC of the ANC, Chuck A, and Varla.

Apr 20 2022

Another Peek Behind the Public School Scenes

Social media has had many detrimental effects on society, but there is a silver lining. At least it has let parents in on what goes on in liberal-run public schools:

PJ Media has context:

The Middleton-Cross Plains Area School District in Wisconsin promptly shut down its Twitter page after this video went viral. PJ Media reached out to them and they verified that yes, this was a school-sponsored event for staff and students to show off their “talents.” …

Thanks again to Libs of Tik Tok for alerting parents to the absolute clown show that is going on inside public “educational” facilities.

You can see why the liberal media is trying to break the kneecaps of Libs of TikTok.

On a tip from Franco.

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