How to Get Others to Pay for Your BMW

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There is a hard way and an easy way to get what you want where moonbattery prevails, as in the UK. The hard way is to earn it. The easy way is to brandish a defect, real or fabricated, and then make someone else earn it:

If you want a brand new BMW i4 M Sport, you have two choices. The first is to lay out the full £52,770. The second is to tell the DWP [Department for Work and Pensions] that your mental health makes it hard to leave the house, claim the enhanced mobility rate of the Personal Independence Payment (Pip), fork out a down payment of £7,999, and get the Government to lease it for you.

In exchange for the mobility component of your benefit, you’ll get a new BMW every three years, your insurance and accident breakdown paid for, your servicing and tyre replacements covered, and your choice of “conventional metallic paint option”.

Subsidizing Bimmers for those who identify as neurotic or otherwise flawed is a big success, accounting for “roughly one in every five new cars sold in Britain.”

What else would you expect in a society that incentivizes victimhood and parasitism, while punishing honesty, dignity, responsibility, and hard work?

As it progressively subjects itself to societal collapse and financial ruin, at least once great Britain serves as a cautionary example to other societies tempted to succumb to liberalism.

On a tip from Steve T.

Blame Assigned for Decline of Vagina Museum

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Intrigued readers who want to visit London’s Vagina Museum had better make plans fast:

London’s Vagina Museum — billed as “the world’s first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy” — is under threat.

Even in the realm of the woke, numbers have to add up. The Vagina Museum…

…is just a month away from closing for good. Urgent donations are being requested, alongside pleas to share the campaign and visit the museum.

Moonbattologists will not be surprised at who gets blamed:

According to the museum, it’s all thanks to… you guessed it… landlords. “We have a large rent payment going out at the end of March which we are expected to pay quarterly rather than monthly,” explains the museum, “This will drive us below our minimum reserves limit.

Yet the landlords “refuse to exercise discretion.”

If only moonbats could impose utopia, landlords would no longer be a problem. Refer to the fate of landlords under liberal icon Mao Zedong for details:

Landlords were targeted during the Land Reform Movement, which aimed to redistribute land to the peasantry. Their land was confiscated, and they were subjected to public struggle sessions where they were accused of crimes against the peasants. Some were executed, and others faced social ostracism and economic ruin. The death toll from these reforms ranged from hundreds of thousands to millions.

You can imagine the effect on the quality and availability of housing. But at least this put a crimp in capitalist oppression.

On a tip from Mike B.

Domestic Terrorist May Identify as Baby

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It could be difficult to prosecute Justin Thomas Nelson a.k.a. Lucy Grace Nelson, one of multiple moonbats who — egged on with the support of liberal donors — have firebombed Tesla dealerships to protest Elon Musk shining a light on wasteful government spending. Not only does Justin identify as a woman, he may also identify as a baby:

A 42-year-old transgender woman who allegedly threw Molotov cocktails at vehicles and spray-painted “Nazi cars” at a Colorado Tesla dealership lives with [his] mother due to “emotional problems” and calls [himself] “baby” online.

According to his father Claiborne Nelson,

“He’s in his early 40s but has been living with his mother who has been taking care of him.

“He has emotional problems. He hasn’t been able to keep a job.”

The senior Nelson confirms that the entire family consists of Democrats.

Judging by the female pronouns the media uses for him, Justin I mean “Lucy” really is a woman, because he says he is. It follows that he really is a baby, since he calls himself “baby” on social media and even lives like a baby. Authorities can hardly be expected to throw a little baby in prison, even if the baby is a dangerous domestic terrorist.

Again we see that to fight liberalism is to fight mental illness.

On a tip from Jack D.

United Nations Judge Found Guilty of Slavery

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Slavery was prevalent throughout human history until whites almost entirely put an end to it, with major credit going to the British Navy when it dominated the world. Americans lost well over 600,000 lives in a war fought largely to end slavery. Yet even now it persists in some dark corners of the world — like the United Nations:

A United Nations judge has been convicted of forcing a young woman to work as a slave. Lydia Mugambe, 49, took advantage of her status over her victim by preventing her from holding down steady employment and forcing her to work as her maid and to provide free childcare, prosecutors said.

Mugambe, who is also a High Court judge in Uganda, was found guilty on Thursday of conspiring to facilitate the commission of a breach of UK immigration law, facilitating travel with a view to exploitation, forcing someone to work, and conspiracy to intimidate a witness following a trial at Oxford Crown Court.

No worries. Slavery is only wrong when white people do it. That’s why you hear so little about the essential role Africans served in supplying the slave trade by recruiting the slaves, about the blacks who owned slaves in the USA, or about how Thomas Jefferson went to war to stop Arabs from enslaving Americans, as immortalized in the line, “to the shores of Tripoli” in the Marines’ Hymn.

The MSM will only highlight a story like this if the perpetrator has the proper skin color. If liberals objected to slavery per se, they wouldn’t assist Democrats in enslaving the American population to invading hordes of illegal immigrants via the welfare state.

Meanwhile, Mugambe will probably continue to be listed as a fellow in the human rights program at ultraleft Columbia University.

On tips from Franco and Jester.

Cuba: Bring Your Own Electricity

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No doubt Cuba has some beautiful beaches. But the country succumbed to communism, so vacationers are advised to bring their own electricity, as those who require government services may be required to do:

Cuban government offices in the city of Caibarién are only receiving individuals who “bring their own electricity” in the form of power generators amid Cuba’s near-endless blackouts, the Madrid-based outlet Diario de Cuba reported on Tuesday. …

Cuba’s derelict power grid, which had already forced Cubans to live through daily, near-endless blackouts in recent years, completely collapsed several times towards the end of 2024.

The Cuban regime has been partially propped up by Venezuela, which has the largest proven petroleum reserves in the world. But Venezuela is also ruled by Marxists, and consequently has its own energy problems.

In February, the Castro regime temporarily suspended all education and work activities for two days in a desperate effort to reduce power consumption in the country — while at the same time hosting a leftist book fair that appeared to be unaffected by the blackouts, unlike the rest of the country.

This goes well with the communist motto, “Let them eat ideology.”

Given that tens of millions have died of starvation under communist regimes, visitors to Cuba might also want to bring their own food.

On a tip from R F.

Transvestite Pulls Gun on Street Preacher

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Christians risk another expansion of the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors when they courageously preach the Gospel in liberal strongholds like San Francisco:

Note the finger on the trigger at 0:22. Among the most basic rules of gun use are (1) never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy and (2) keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to pull it. You never know when guns might go off.

This reportedly happened at 4th and Market Streets on Wednesday. For some reason local media, which you would expect to be hysterically hoplophobic, doesn’t seem interested in this misuse of a firearm.

Video continues:

Let Kevin Kihara’s brave response serve as an inspiration to countermoonbats.

On a tip from Wiggins.