Shakespeare Slated for Decolonization

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If moonbats prevail, future Britons will no longer have the IQ to produce another William Shakespeare. But at least no one can take the Bard of Avon away from them — unless he gets canceled for being Caucasian:

The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, which owns his homes and some archival material linked to his birth, has been urged to “purge” its vast collections “of Anglocentric and colonialist thought”.

After academics raised concerns that venerating the writer could promote white supremacy, the trust has agreed to “create a more inclusive museum experience”.

Materials the museum is entrusted to preserve may be in danger:

The trust, which was established in 1847, has stated that the historical materials it holds may represent “values and stereotypes that are not consistent with the current values and practices” of its organisation. It has warned those who view its manuscripts and artefacts that they “may encounter language or depictions that are racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise harmful”.

How long tolerant liberals will allow the preservation of such manuscripts and artifacts remains to be seen.

The trust’s collections risk showcasing European culture as the world standard for high art, the project said, which was pushed through “colonial inculcation” and the use of Shakespeare as a symbol of “British cultural superiority”.

How dare people take pride in their culture? Wokeness requires them to despise their traditions and history, and to replace their culture with something no one could take pride in.

The museum denounces pride in Shakespeare’s greatness as “epistemic violence” that contributes to problematically “Anglocentric, Eurocentric, and increasingly ‘West-centric’ worldviews.”

King Lear's blind Gloucester could see where this is heading. Shakespeare himself committed the ultimate act of racism by being European. Unless he is retroactively transracialized into an African immigrant, he will need to be — as another English author might put it — vaporized.

On a tip from Franco.

Parents of Newborns Presented With Sick Survey

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The younger a child, the more pliable. Consequently, LGBTification could never begin too early to suit social engineers. An astonishing questionnaire confronts the parents of newborns at Inspira Health facilities in New Jersey.

Parents are asked whether the newborn identifies as female, male, “Transgender Female/Trans Female/Male To Female,” “Transgender Male/Trans Man/Female To Male,” “GenderQueer, neither exclusively male or female,” or some other gender category.

This makes sense to the extent that it is generally the parents who decide that a child is to be transsexual.

Then parents are asked, “Which of the following best describes your baby?” The options:

• Lesbian or gay

• Straight or heterosexual

• Bisexual

• Self-describes; please specify

• Questioning/unsure

• Prefer not to answer

Very open-minded of them to put “heterosexual” so high up the list.

Unfortunately, “Stay away from my baby, you disgusting creeps” is not listed.

In fairness to Inspira Health, this is too warped not to have been forcibly imposed by Democrats. Explains Inspira Health President and CEO Amy Mansue,

We are required to report this data to the New Jersey Department of Health, which shares it with the federal government. The goal is to carefully review how health care is delivered and to identify disparities and unconscious biases.

She says the survey “has been very well received by patients.” If New Jerseyans would vote for Murphy, maybe so.

On a tip from Barry A.

Parent Chaperones Not Allowed on Fishy Field Trip

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Dismantling the pernicious Department of Education is only the beginning. Leftist domination of schools is also a problem at the local level:

Students at Fleetwood Elementary School in Mount Laurel, New Jersey are scheduled to attend a field trip to the Alice Paul Center for Gender Justice.

The center used to be about women’s suffrage. But the 19th Amendment isn’t exactly news these days, so the mission was expanded:

The center announced that they would advocate for “people of all oppressed gender identities.”

Proclaims its website:

“We acknowledge that trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have the right to self-identify their gender freely and without anxiety.”

Those who identify as sexually deranged have a right not to feel anxiety. It follows that the government should secure this right by suppressing anyone who makes these special people feel uncomfortable by failing to affirm their perverse delusions.

The field trip potentially submersing children in this ideology targets second graders, typically aged 7–8 years.

The notice that was sent home to moms and dads had very clear instructions: “There will be no parent chaperones for this trip.”

Mysteriously, children were also instructed to bring “cash only.”

As important as parent chaperones for excursions is the placement of cameras in all classrooms, so that parents can access online video at their discretion, until such time as education is pried completely loose from government and the free market is permitted to purge it of corruption.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Reporter Who Whacked Trump With Mic Identified

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The reporter who whacked Trump in the face with an oversized microphone at Joint Base Andrews on Friday has been identified. Care to guess which MSM platform she represents?

Here’s a clue: the answer won’t surprise you. But that doesn’t narrow it down much, given that most news outlets are dominated by unhinged leftists. Another clue: the government forces you to finance it. In light of DOGE revelations, that’s not much of a clue either. Let’s just have the answer from Todd Starnes:

Investigative journalist Laura Loomer identified the clumsy journalist as NPR White House correspondent Danielle Kurtzleben. Why in the world NPR assign a 26-year-old to such a lofty position is beyond me.

Also bewildering is why the Secret Service doesn’t tight things up after two failed assassination attempts. Given that Kurtzleben has compared him to Hitler, Trump is lucky he got away with a whack in the face with a microphone.

He handled it well:

No doubt Kurtzleben received a hero’s welcome when she got back to the office. Given its listenership, NPR fundraising will be off the charts — so it won’t need our money.

On a tip from Barry A.

Even Woke Email Signatures Kill Through Climate

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Small wonder moonbats are prone to melt into quivering puddles of neurosis, as they have done in mass since last November’s election. Their ideology depicts the world as a nightmare realm so dangerous that even email signatures can kill through the ubiquitous evil of climate change.

The Conversation racks up the body count:

To quantify the human cost of carbon-emitting technology, researchers use the 1,000-ton rule that estimates that for every 1,000 tons of carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere, one person dies prematurely.

In our world, humans are a carbon-based lifeform. We produce CO2 with every breath we exhale, which is good, because it is an essential nutrient for the plants that form the base of the food chain. But moonbats live in a very different world, where carbon is bad.

Like white guilt, carbon is a liberal perversion of the concept of original sin. Everything we do produces sinful emissions — including sending emails:

Sending emails is an everyday activity, but it comes with an environmental cost. Emails use energy, and that energy often comes from burning fossil fuels, which in turn, contribute to increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide levels.

Being a human activity, even wallowing in wokery is offensive to the planet:

My recent study explored the environmental impact of lengthening email signatures, focusing specifically on two types of information: gender pronouns and land acknowledgements because both are relatively new additions to email signatures.

In both cases, the extra carbon emissions for each email for the extra characters is estimated and aggregated over the population that uses them.

How dare you laugh? People are theoretically dying:

The results showed that in Canada, where about 15 per cent of people include gender pronouns in emails, the resulting carbon emissions from this small change (three extra words) may contribute to the premature deaths of one person a year, according to the 1,000-ton rule.

Even moonbattery pushed to the point of land acknowledgments and pronoun proclamations and is an affront to moonbattery.

Wonders Pirate’s Cove,

Um, what’s the carbon footprint on publishing a climamoonbat article online so that people can read it, which uses energy?

As with white supremacism, there is no escape from climate guilt. Righteous liberals have no choice but to succumb to relentless self-hatred, which they express by projecting it on others.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Climate Depot.

Trans Maniac Abuses 89-Year-Old Woman

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To get into the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors, freakazoids need to do more than mostly peacefully firebomb Tesla dealerships to punish Elon Musk for exposing the financial sins of Big Government like Lucy Grace Nelson and Adam Lansky. Having devoted their lives to lunatic depravity, the inductees commit crimes that are depraved in their wickedness — as Enver Marius Zueros is accused to have done:

A transgender man from Mission Viejo, California, “who apparently cross-dresses on social media,” and was out on bond for attempted murder is now accused of kidnapping and assaulting an 89-year-old woman in Summerville, South Carolina.

The consequences of allowing criminals to run loose are as a predictable as the sociopathic behavior resulting from indulging lunatics in their psychotic delusions.

The suspect, identified as 34-year-old Enver Marius Zueros, allegedly targeted the woman when she stopped giving him money, Fox News reported on Friday.

There’s another lesson in this story somewhere.

Count On 2 News reported Thursday that police apprehended the man on Monday in North Augusta when he was charging his electric vehicle.

Let’s hope it wasn’t a Telsa. Liberals might withhold their approval.

To punish the kindly woman for giving money to charities rather than himself, the maniac allegedly left her bound in duct tape and a dog leash in her abandoned stolen car with a trash bag over her head, constituting not merely kidnapping but attempted murder. Apparently he also used bear spray on her.

Presenting Mr. Enver Marius Zueros:

When Silence of the Lambs came out, whoever thought Buffalo Bill would be such an influential roll model?

On tips from The Great Cornholio and Tlabia Majora.