In case you need a reason to drink real beer instead of the dishwater mass marketed as “light beer,” Anheuser-Busch has established the moonbat bona fides that are so crucial to corporations these days by choosing the gut-wrenchingly repulsive transvestite Dylan Mulvaney as the surgically disfigured face of Bud Light:

Someone missed the memo that people who identify as 6-year-old girls shouldn’t be drinking beer — or even Bud Light.

As with Dylan Mulvaney’s shtick in general, some are still hoping this is a joke of some kind. But there is nothing funny about what transsexuals have been duped into doing to their bodies. Despite making big money and getting invited to the White House with his female impersonator act, even Mulvaney is having second thoughts:

Take heart, Mr. Mulvaney. At least Hollyweirdos will still literally kneel before you, even if you did irrevocably reduce yourself to a freak. At least you have not had your genitals cut off, as Joe Biden advocates doing to children.

On tips from Wiggins, KirklesWorth, and Jester.