To judge by the reaction of some moonbats, the incompetent, corrupt, cognitively disabled Joe Biden getting chucked overboard by his own party because he had become a laughing stock is a tragedy:

Biden/Harris campaign co-chair Chris Coons showed up on CBS News red-faced and weeping, saying that the president had made a ‘difficult decision’.

Coons, who is also a senator for Delaware, sobbed as he looked off into the distance, took deep breaths, and tried to regain composure on national television.

CNN’s Van Jones was also emotional and teary-eyed on air while speaking about Biden’s decision to back out of the race…

Here’s a still more absurd response:

Rachel Maddow gave viewers an emblazoned speech about how Biden’s decision is not what he would have truly wanted – instead it’s something he’s done for the good of the country.

What’s going on in the White House these days is anybody’s guess, but there is one thing we can be fairly sure of: dropping out was not Joe Biden’s decision.

More moonbat tears:

Love the nails.

On tips from WDS 2.0.

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally speaks forthrightly. Due to his advanced senility, Biden commits a lot of them:

Not once but twice did he say, “battle box.” This is consistent with the violent undercurrent of Democrat politics that produced the Black Lives Matter riots and Saturday’s attempt on Trump’s life.

On a tip from Wiggins.

By now it is beyond obvious even to other Democrat pols that Joe Biden is unfit to be president and that he will lose to Trump in a landslide in anything resembling a fair election. But despite his conspicuous senescence, a promising career path still lies ahead of him. Turns out his talents lie in a different area — standup comedy:

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

These days language alerts may be needed for clips from CNN, which has joined other liberal establishment propaganda platforms in turning on Joe Biden.

MJ Lee reports on how Biden’s inner circle keeps those who question his fitness in line:

“This is what one top Democrat told me, they said, ‘Everyone who expresses any level of suspicion or contrary views, they call everyone, and they beat the sh** out of them and say stay on message.’”

Let’s go to the video:

Nice try CNN, but if everyone else has known about Biden’s senility for years, his handlers couldn’t have prevented you from knowing about it too. You helped place Biden in power. Your credibility is shot.

On tips from The Great Cornholio and Jester.

Italian Prime Minister Georgia Meloni does a fair Joe Biden imitation…

…but the real thing is worse yet. Here’s Biden confusing $zillion largesse recipient Volodymyr Zelensky with his arch enemy Putin:

Possibly more revealingly, he confuses his no doubt impatiently waiting replacement Kamala Queen of DEI with his own arch enemy Trump:

If Meloni really wants to capture Biden’s mental state with a facial expression, she needs to do more than cross and roll her eyes. Maybe she could learn from Jim Carrey.

On tips from Wiggins.

By now even the media has noticed that Joe Biden is unreachably senile, but how is it that even what he manages to read correctly from his teleprompter is barely coherent sophomoric moonbattery? After all, politicians of his caliber don’t write their own speeches.

Here’s who writes his speeches:

Okay, I get it now.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

Joe Biden is said to be still somewhat sentient between the hours of 10 a.m. and 4 p.m., except when he is taking his nap. Peter Doocy made himself even less welcome at the White House yesterday by asking what happens if a nuclear attack occurs outside of that time window.

The response from White House spokes-DEIster Karine Jean-Pierre was both encouraging…

Jean-Pierre … said Jill Biden does not make decisions.

…and alarming:

‘The President is the President of the United States who makes the decision,’ she said.

The U.S. President has sole authority to authorize the use of U.S. nuclear weapon, according to American law.

Back when Biden first took office, the more sensible of his fellow Democrats called on him to relinquish this authority. From February 2021:

Congressional Democrats are at least more sensible than the voters who elected Biden. They know that someone that irresponsible not to mention non compos mentis cannot be trusted with the capacity to launch a nuclear strike. Given Biden’s nasty disposition, he might set off a nuclear war in a disoriented fit of pique.

Politico reports:

Nearly three dozen House Democrats on Monday called on Biden to relinquish his sole authority to launch nuclear weapons…

Let’s hope something came of this. Biden’s mental condition has not improved in the following years, nor has his disposition. Imagine how grouchy and confused he would be if woken to preside over a crisis.

On tips from DCGere and Varla.

More than 2 years ago, Joe Biden was already a no-show for a meeting with a major foreign leader presumably due to sundowner syndrome:

German officials, aware of Biden’s fatigue at night, sought to accommodate the president by planning a June 2022 event with German Chancellor Olaf Scholz in the early evening.

The informal event, a soiree at the Alpine resort Schloss Elmau during the Group of Seven summit, was arranged as a confidential meeting on Ukraine in a relaxed setting. Biden didn’t show, surprising the chancellor and his aides, officials said. Instead, Secretary of State Antony Blinken arrived and announced that Biden had to go to bed, according to two people who were there.

At the rate Biden’s brain has been decaying, the second debate in September promises to be cringe-inducing, especially considering it is scheduled to take place in prime time, when a massive blast of pharmaceutical stimulation will be required to prevent Creepy Joe from sundowning.

Democrat apparatchiks in the media are increasingly desperate. MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell makes the case that Biden should be allowed to have Blinken, Hunter, “Dr.” Jill, and other advisors/handlers on the stage with him for the next debate:

This would be the equivalent of Gen Zers bringing their parents along to speak for them on jobs interviews.

On tips from Lyle and Varla.

Consistent with the nasty edge to his senility, Biden has been lashing out peevishly at other Democrats who have been forced to admit that he is unfit for office. It might improve his mood to remember that at least he still has the cast of The View on his side:

Whoopi waits for someone to show her that Biden can’t do the job. Biden himself has been showing everyone that for 3½ years.

From The View’s point of view, not even the mainstream media is dutifully partisan enough:

These moonbats are responsible for installing opinions into the empty heads of their daytime network television audience. Alarmingly, some of that audience votes.

On tips from ABC of the ANC and Anonymous.

Congratulations to Joe Biden on adding another accomplishment to his résumé. He is now a former senator from Pennsylvania:

Two years ago, he proclaimed himself to be the first senator from Delaware:

Biden … mixed up his job title, telling a crowd at the White House that he was the nation’s first senator from Delaware…

“There have not been many of the senators from Delaware. It’s a small state. As a matter of fact, there has never been one. And so I want to take advantage of making sure I introduce [a fellow Delaware native],” Biden said at a White House event marking the end of Ramadan, the Muslim holy month.

Creepy Joe has accomplished one historic first for real. He is the first ChiCom asset to hold the presidency and even run for reelection after succumbing to severe dementia.

On tips from seaoh and WDS 2.0

Biden secured his position as the decrepit figurehead of the rotting liberal establishment when insidious kingmaker James Clyburn agreed to deliver the black vote, so it comes as no surprise that he panders to blacks even more cringe-inducingly than other Democrats, choosing the vice president and a Supreme Court justice explicitly for being black and delighting a black audience by croaking, “I may be a white boy, but I’m not stupid.” But that’s all politics. In real life, it almost seems he doesn’t know blacks are there:

This video isn’t likely to cause problems for Biden, considering that he has a history of racist comments that the media would exploit to end his career were he a Republican.

Remember now, if you don’t vote for Creepy Joe, “you ain’t black.”

On tips from Wiggins, WDS 2.0, and Anonymous.

Don’t be too hard on Biden for claiming to be the Historic First Female Black Vice President in a recent interview. He must have gotten a question that caught him off guard and made him confused. Unless the interview was just a failed attempt to prop him up and Biden knew the softball questions in advance, so that all he had to do was memorize the answer:

The Biden presidency is a Potemkin village made out of papier-mâché. It has started to rain.

On a tip from Jester.

As mentioned earlier, Democrats appear to have stuck themselves with the unelectable Joe Biden. Polymarket currently has his odds of winning at 14%. But that does not mean they will relinquish power. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich elaborates:

The liberal establishment’s hysterical hatred for him is the ultimate endorsement of Trump. The authoritarian leftists who control most everything will not let him win if there is any way they can stop it.

No one knows how the situation will unfold. It may not be pretty.

On a tip from taxpayer22.

Biden’s handlers arranged an interview with Democratic Party apparatchik George Stephanopoulos for purposes of damage control after his debate performance made it impossible not to acknowledge that he has succumbed to dementia. You can see why they moved it to Friday night during a holiday weekend. That way, it would be easy for the media to bury in case it went south — which it did.

Biden’s excuses for his debate performance were of the “dog ate my homework” variety. He was tired, he had a cold, he had traveled, Trump shouted, et cetera.

Fox News has a full transcript of the interview. Possibly the most alarming part was when Stephanopoulos asked him if he had watched the debate. Biden’s response confirmed that he is lost in a fog of senility:

“I don’t think I did, no.”

But he doesn’t know for sure.

At least he provided some comic relief by claiming that he restored decency to the White House.

Biden also elicited guffaws by claiming Trump would cause inflation and by repeatedly calling him a “pathological liar.” This from the guy who gave us Bidinflation and who has been known for decades for compulsively telling easily disprovable and often preposterous lies.

Among the lies he told Stephanopoulos, Biden croaked, “I’m the guy that put NATO together,” inspiring Kari Lake to deliver the coup de grâce:

Stephanopoulos did his part for the party by reminding viewers that Trump is a convicted felon, not realizing that to a genuine American, the Democrat tactic of arresting and convicting political opponents on spurious charges is the best of all the good reasons to vote for Trump.

On tips from Varla and KirklesWorth.