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Sep 22 2024

Biden Loses It in Public

You can see why they have his wife sitting at the head of the table for cabinet meetings. Presenting the president of the USA presenting the prime minister of India yesterday:

“Who’s next?!?” he snarled angrily, wondering where he was. The wheels have come off.

It bears repeating that until 2 months ago, the Democrat establishment was telling us this guy was fit to lead the country into 2029. Only when his debate performance made Biden’s condition impossible for the media to hide did they shove him aside for Kamala Harris — while still leaving him in the White House until January.

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Sep 21 2024

Jill Biden at Head of Table for Cabinet Meeting

Until 2 months ago, Democrats told us Joe Biden was fit to lead the country for another 4 years. Now, they are dispensing with the pretention that he can serve as president even now:

Via Modernity:

The Biden White House held its first cabinet meeting in a year, and for some bizarre reason that no one can fathom, Joe Biden’s wife was chairing it.

Oh, I think we can fathom the reason. Biden is so senile he cannot make it through a meeting.

The media acted like it was completely normal for Biden’s wife to be running the meeting.

That’s the media’s job: to denounce the normal as outrageous and pass off the outrageous as normal.

They have been putting Jill Biden’s signature on Biden’s honorary legislation folders.

The dim-witted “Dr.” Jill is now the USA’s historic second female president, the first being Edith Wilson after her husband was disabled by a stroke. At least this helps allay fears that Kamala Harris is in charge.

On tips from Mr. Freemarket and ABC of the ANC.

Aug 03 2024

Biden Historic for Level of Corruption

Democrat pols pride themselves on being historic. Usually this is achieved by checking correct identity group boxes. But Joe Biden found another way of attaining historicness:

“History will show Joe Biden and his family were the most corrupt occupiers of the White House of any family in the history of America,” [House Oversight and Accountability Chairman James] Comer, R-Ky., told The Daily Signal in an interview late last week.

Surpassing the Clintons was no easy task. What’s more, Biden was able to achieve this despite senility having eaten away most of his already limited intelligence before even taking office. His historic level of corruption was made possible by unprecedented levels of arrogance by his fellow Democrats, the politicization of the FBI, and nonfeasance by the liberal media.

Comer’s committee obtained records revealing that the Bidens and their associates received over $20 million in payments from foreign entities and individuals, largely through numerous limited liability companies, or LLCs, established by the family. Sources of the millions of dollars include China, Russia, Ukraine, Romania, and Kazakhstan, the committee showed.

Note that the first two are hostile to the USA. The third has become a black hole down which our government pours 12-digit figures of our money.

Let’s not rob Biden of his historic achievements. Elect Trump, so that the rest of his corruption might be brought to light. If Democrats consolidate power, all of it will go down the memory hole.

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Aug 02 2024

Biden Wanders Onto Empty Plane

Just a few weeks ago, the entire liberal establishment condescendingly assured us that this puzzled zombie is mentally fit to be president of the USA:

A sudden urgent need to use the bathroom would be the kindest explanation. Or maybe he just sat down for a while and came out again after no one joined him.

Please tell me Biden no longer has access to nuclear codes.

On tips from Wiggins and WDS 2.0.

Jul 22 2024

Liberals Literally Cry Over Biden Withdrawal

To judge by the reaction of some moonbats, the incompetent, corrupt, cognitively disabled Joe Biden getting chucked overboard by his own party because he had become a laughing stock is a tragedy:

Biden/Harris campaign co-chair Chris Coons showed up on CBS News red-faced and weeping, saying that the president had made a ‘difficult decision’.

Coons, who is also a senator for Delaware, sobbed as he looked off into the distance, took deep breaths, and tried to regain composure on national television.

CNN’s Van Jones was also emotional and teary-eyed on air while speaking about Biden’s decision to back out of the race

Here’s a still more absurd response:

Rachel Maddow gave viewers an emblazoned speech about how Biden’s decision is not what he would have truly wanted – instead it’s something he’s done for the good of the country.

What’s going on in the White House these days is anybody’s guess, but there is one thing we can be fairly sure of: dropping out was not Joe Biden’s decision.

More moonbat tears:

Love the nails.

On tips from WDS 2.0.

Jul 15 2024

Biden’s Battle Box

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally speaks forthrightly. Due to his advanced senility, Biden commits a lot of them:

Not once but twice did he say, “battle box.” This is consistent with the violent undercurrent of Democrat politics that produced the Black Lives Matter riots and Saturday’s attempt on Trump’s life.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Jul 15 2024

Joe Biden, Comic Genius

By now it is beyond obvious even to other Democrat pols that Joe Biden is unfit to be president and that he will lose to Trump in a landslide in anything resembling a fair election. But despite his conspicuous senescence, a promising career path still lies ahead of him. Turns out his talents lie in a different area — standup comedy:

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Jul 13 2024

CNN: Biden Handlers Beat the Sh** Out of Skeptics

These days language alerts may be needed for clips from CNN, which has joined other liberal establishment propaganda platforms in turning on Joe Biden.

MJ Lee reports on how Biden’s inner circle keeps those who question his fitness in line:

“This is what one top Democrat told me, they said, ‘Everyone who expresses any level of suspicion or contrary views, they call everyone, and they beat the sh** out of them and say stay on message.’”

Let’s go to the video:

Nice try CNN, but if everyone else has known about Biden’s senility for years, his handlers couldn’t have prevented you from knowing about it too. You helped place Biden in power. Your credibility is shot.

On tips from The Great Cornholio and Jester.

Jul 11 2024

Biden Outpaces Parody

Italian Prime Minister Georgia Meloni does a fair Joe Biden imitation…

…but the real thing is worse yet. Here’s Biden confusing $zillion largesse recipient Volodymyr Zelensky with his arch enemy Putin:

Possibly more revealingly, he confuses his no doubt impatiently waiting replacement Kamala Queen of DEI with his own arch enemy Trump:

If Meloni really wants to capture Biden’s mental state with a facial expression, she needs to do more than cross and roll her eyes. Maybe she could learn from Jim Carrey.

On tips from Wiggins.

Jul 10 2024

Biden’s Speechwriting Team

By now even the media has noticed that Joe Biden is unreachably senile, but how is it that even what he manages to read correctly from his teleprompter is barely coherent sophomoric moonbattery? After all, politicians of his caliber don’t write their own speeches.

Here’s who writes his speeches:

Okay, I get it now.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

Jul 10 2024

Joe Biden and the Launching of Nukes

Joe Biden is said to be still somewhat sentient between the hours of 10 a.m. and 4 p.m., except when he is taking his nap. Peter Doocy made himself even less welcome at the White House yesterday by asking what happens if a nuclear attack occurs outside of that time window.

The response from White House spokes-DEIster Karine Jean-Pierre was both encouraging…

Jean-Pierre … said Jill Biden does not make decisions.

…and alarming:

‘The President is the President of the United States who makes the decision,’ she said.

The U.S. President has sole authority to authorize the use of U.S. nuclear weapon, according to American law.

Back when Biden first took office, the more sensible of his fellow Democrats called on him to relinquish this authority. From February 2021:

Congressional Democrats are at least more sensible than the voters who elected Biden. They know that someone that irresponsible not to mention non compos mentis cannot be trusted with the capacity to launch a nuclear strike. Given Biden’s nasty disposition, he might set off a nuclear war in a disoriented fit of pique.

Politico reports:

Nearly three dozen House Democrats on Monday called on Biden to relinquish his sole authority to launch nuclear weapons…

Let’s hope something came of this. Biden’s mental condition has not improved in the following years, nor has his disposition. Imagine how grouchy and confused he would be if woken to preside over a crisis.

On tips from DCGere and Varla.

Jul 09 2024

Plan to Help Sundowning Biden in Second Debate

More than 2 years ago, Joe Biden was already a no-show for a meeting with a major foreign leader presumably due to sundowner syndrome:

German officials, aware of Biden’s fatigue at night, sought to accommodate the president by planning a June 2022 event with German Chancellor Olaf Scholz in the early evening.

The informal event, a soiree at the Alpine resort Schloss Elmau during the Group of Seven summit, was arranged as a confidential meeting on Ukraine in a relaxed setting. Biden didn’t show, surprising the chancellor and his aides, officials said. Instead, Secretary of State Antony Blinken arrived and announced that Biden had to go to bed, according to two people who were there.

At the rate Biden’s brain has been decaying, the second debate in September promises to be cringe-inducing, especially considering it is scheduled to take place in prime time, when a massive blast of pharmaceutical stimulation will be required to prevent Creepy Joe from sundowning.

Democrat apparatchiks in the media are increasingly desperate. MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell makes the case that Biden should be allowed to have Blinken, Hunter, “Dr.” Jill, and other advisors/handlers on the stage with him for the next debate:

This would be the equivalent of Gen Zers bringing their parents along to speak for them on jobs interviews.

On tips from Lyle and Varla.

Jul 08 2024

The View Remains Servilely Loyal to Biden

Consistent with the nasty edge to his senility, Biden has been lashing out peevishly at other Democrats who have been forced to admit that he is unfit for office. It might improve his mood to remember that at least he still has the cast of The View on his side:

Whoopi waits for someone to show her that Biden can’t do the job. Biden himself has been showing everyone that for 3½ years.

From The View’s point of view, not even the mainstream media is dutifully partisan enough:

These moonbats are responsible for installing opinions into the empty heads of their daytime network television audience. Alarmingly, some of that audience votes.

On tips from ABC of the ANC and Anonymous.

Jul 08 2024

Biden Recalls Being a Senator From Pennsylvania

Congratulations to Joe Biden on adding another accomplishment to his résumé. He is now a former senator from Pennsylvania:

Two years ago, he proclaimed himself to be the first senator from Delaware:

Biden … mixed up his job title, telling a crowd at the White House that he was the nation’s first senator from Delaware…

“There have not been many of the senators from Delaware. It’s a small state. As a matter of fact, there has never been one. And so I want to take advantage of making sure I introduce [a fellow Delaware native],” Biden said at a White House event marking the end of Ramadan, the Muslim holy month.

Creepy Joe has accomplished one historic first for real. He is the first ChiCom asset to hold the presidency and even run for reelection after succumbing to severe dementia.

On tips from seaoh and WDS 2.0

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