Category: Democrats

May 25 2019

Eric Swalwell Gay Pander Fail

Democrat presidential candidate Eric Swalwell is attempting to expand his appeal beyond his single issue of over-the-top hostility toward our constitutional right to bear arms (see here and here). He lets it be known with the sincerity that we have come to expect of Democrat politicians that he has another position — devout reverence for sexual deviancy:

The first flag is pretty much mandatory for a congresscritter. Even Ilhan Omar might have one. The conspicuously creased second flag obviously just came out of the package for his obsequious tweet. Try again Eric.

On a tip from Varla.

May 25 2019

The Undefended Border and Perennial Power

Despite the undeniable and rapidly escalating crisis at the southern border, Democrats are openly hostile to border defense. They even call for abolishing ICE and tearing down existing border wall.

Why would Democrats want their own country unlawfully invaded and effectively colonized by the dregs of the Third World?

One reason is childish spite toward Trump. But the main reason is more disturbing.

The open border could grant them perennial power. Government Gone Wild spells it out:

Democrats have been reading their Bertolt Brecht:

Some party hack decreed that the people
had lost the government’s confidence
and could only regain it with redoubled effort.
If that is the case, would it not be simpler,
If the government simply dissolved the people
And elected another?

Or rather, “Would it not be simpler if the Democrats marginalized the people and imported another?”

On a tip from ScrewyPuppy.

May 23 2019

AOC Denounces Cauliflower as Colonial

Normally, moonbats want us to eat vegetables. We are told that we must replace meat with them, in order to improve the weather. But not all vegetables are good.

After “racist,” the ultimate pejorative among progressives is “colonial”; it refers to the spread of that which they most hate: Western Civilization. Now we learn from font of knowledge Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that cauliflower is colonial:

Ocasio-Cortez said Sunday that growing cauliflower in community gardens is part of the “colonial” attitudes that her Green New Deal will stamp out.

Community gardens are a “core component” of her Khmer Rouge style proposal to radically restructure society under the pretense that this will somehow prevent the climate from continuing to fluctuate the way it always has. But just as air travel and fossil fuels must be eradicated, so must cauliflower.

Evidently, white people eat cauliflower. Therefore, it is bad and makes the climate angry. We must grow yucca instead.

See for yourself what we are ruled by thanks to moonbattery:

Nonwhites are “naturally attuned to live in an environmentally conscious way.” That’s why you don’t see any pollution in places like Africa.

Not white people though. They screw everything up with their colonial cauliflower.

It was also interesting to learn that AOC’s relatives in Puerrrrto Rrrrico live off the land. I had assumed they mostly live off welfare financed by US taxpayers.

On tips from Kate P and demoKKKrat RACIST *STILL* GOV.

May 23 2019

Turning Texas Blue With Help From the Congo

Circumventing the Electoral College is not the full extent of the Democrat strategy to achieve permanent power. A major objective is to turn Texas blue. That’s what makes this story alarming:

By far the largest ethnic group entering the US right now (and for the last few years) are the DR Congolese.

Obama promised the United Nations we would help absorb the inhabitants of Congolese refugee camps.

A check of the data from October 1, 2014 up through today shows that we took 49,228 of those African ‘refugees’ for resettlement…

Care to guess which state is taking the biggest share of them?

It should be no surprise to learn that Texas is the number one resettlement state for that particular ethnic group receiving 10% of all incoming Congolese.

These colonists imported from the most backward depths of Africa will be here forever, reproducing substantially faster than regular Americans for generation after generation, encouraged to do so by the welfare state. The odds of the Democrat Party getting less than 95% of their vote is slim.

On a tip from R F.

May 22 2019

AOC Reveals Root Cause of Arab–Israeli Conflict

No wonder both the political and propaganda wings of the Democrat Party hail Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as its future. She has ingeniously uncovered the root cause of Muslims attempting to eradicate the Jewish presence in the Middle East for the past 1,400 years.

Some thought it was due to Mohammad hating Jews because they laughed at him when he tried to get them to accept him as a prophet. Some thought the conflict was rooted in Islamic doctrine, according to which any territory that has been conquered by Muslims must be ruled by Muslims forever more.

But AOC reveals the truth about the Arab–Israeli conflict. Turns out, it’s Republicans’ fault for pitting Muslims and Jews against each other, instead of siding with Muslims like Democrats do:

AOC’s insight also sheds light on why cats and dogs don’t get along, and possibly why fire and water don’t mix.

On a tip from Dan F.

May 22 2019

National Popular Vote Bill Passes Nevada Senate

Democrat ideas are not awful at a merely superficial level. They will wreck the system of government laid out in the Constitution, which is the most stable system the world has seen over the past few centuries. Democrats are serious about destroying the Electoral College, which establishes a balance of power between urban and rural parts of the country, allowing even states with small populations to have a say in how it is run. Yesterday, Democrats pushed a National Popular Vote bill through the Nevada Senate:

Assembly Bill 186, which passed the Senate on a 12-8 vote, would bring Nevada into the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, an agreement between participating states to cast their electoral votes for the winner of the popular vote.

If signed as expected by Democratic Gov. Steve Sisolak, Nevada would become the 16th jurisdiction to join the compact, along with 14 states and the District of Columbia.

If a critical mass is reached, the Electoral College would essentially be rendered null and void. The winner of the national popular vote would be the winner, individual states be damned.

Democrats support this because the Republican candidate won in 2000 and 2016 while losing the popular vote. Their solution to this perceived problem is effectively to disenfranchise Flyover Country.

Big cities are characterized by corruption, excessive regulation, excessive taxation, widespread welfare dependence, cultural decay, and high minority populations. The Democrat Party is the urban party. It does well in states with large urban areas. Without the Electoral College, these would be the only states that matter.

Leftist groups like Common Cause, Indivisible and Public Citizen cheered the Nevada vote.

That should give you an idea how pernicious it is. The bill enables California and New York to help themselves to Nevada’s votes, regardless of which candidate Nevadans vote for.

Imagine an America in which people like Gavin Newsom and Andrew Cuomo are elected president every time. The Cold Civil War would heat up quickly as people who don’t live in densely populated blue states realize that they no longer have a vote — that they are ruled, not governed.

On tips from Sean C and 1-Bodhisattva.

May 21 2019

Other Dems Conspire to Stop Joe Biden

Watch as seven of the screwballs vying for the Democrat presidential nomination settle on a scheme to stop Joe Biden:

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

May 20 2019

Report: Rashida Tlaib Committed Election Fraud

The bizarre rhetoric Rashida Tlaib spews regarding Israel isn’t the only thing about her that is fake. Looks like she broke the law by falsely claiming to be a resident of the Detroit district that sent her to the state legislature prior to her rise to Congress:

Tlaib is facing nationwide calls for her resignation or removal from office after Big League Politics exposed that Tlaib lied about her address in order to illegally register to vote, run for office, and represent a state House district that she did not live in — violating federal and state laws in the process. Rashida Tlaib illegally pretended to represent a state House district in Detroit even though she lived the whole time in suburban Dearborn, which should have led to her removal from office in the state legislature. The Michigan Bureau of Elections is aware of the growing scandal, and current state senator Jon Bumstead of Michigan put word to BLP through an intermediary that Rashida Tlaib did in fact violate the law.

The petition “IMPEACH RASHIDA TLAIB” for her fake residency scandal, which was created by MRS. AMERICAN CITIZEN, has reached 318,536 signatures on as of press time.

Normally this would not involve a petition. A simple tip to the mainstream media should do the job if she broke the law. But Rashida Tlaib is a Muslim Woman of Color — the same intersectional trifecta that keeps the vociferously anti-American Ilhan Omar, who has committed her own alleged legal transgressions, on the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

According to Tlaib’s father,

“She lied big-time to get elected. I never teach her that way. I teach her the right way. It’s my house. She didn’t live there. She lived in Dearborn in her house with her husband and boy.”

The Muslim colony Dearbornistan is not in her district. If we still have rule of law in this country, she will be removed from office as soon as her fraud is officially established. But I’m not holding my breath.

Ironically, Tlaib came to national prominence by screaming of the POTUS, “impeach the motherf***er,” despite there being no specific grounds to remove Trump from office. In contrast, there appear to be very concrete grounds to impeach Tlaib.

On tips from ScrewyPuppy and Dragon’s Lair.

May 18 2019

Buttigieg Calls for Erasing Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Independence, played a role rivaled only by George Washington and James Madison in defining America. These three are the greatest men in our history. Even adversaries of America must respect them. Only the most committed enemies of America would want to erase them — by which I mean vermin like Pete Buttigieg:

Buttigieg, who is running in a crowded Democratic field for president, said on Friday he believes renaming events and things named after President Thomas Jefferson is the “right thing to do.”

Like virtually all landowners in 18th century Virginia, Jefferson owned slaves. This is the pretext leftists have used to demand he be frog-marched to the Memory Hole. Washington and Madison also owned slaves; they will soon follow.

To judge the people of the 18th century according to 21st century cultural mores is of course preposterous. Romans owned slaves too; maybe we should abolish Little Caesars pizza.

The actual objective is to make us ashamed of our own heritage so that it can be obliterated and replaced with something that we will never tolerate so long as we have any pride.

Due to end-stage cultural decay, Buttigieg managed to get elected mayor of a nondescript town in Indiana. He is running for the presidency on the strength of the media’s adoration of his in-your-face homosexuality. Evidently calling for Thomas Jefferson to be unpersoned is his attempt to outflank other Democrats on the left. They will respond by continuing to escalate the moonbattery.

Already they have left all reasonable people behind in their race toward the farthest limits of the lunatic fringe.

On a tip from Varla.

May 18 2019

What Bill de Blasio Blames for Blacks Attacking Jews

What does Mayor Bill de Blasio blame for the epidemic of blacks attacking Jews in Brooklyn? Global warming? No — not even that would be preposterous enough. He blames white supremacy:

In a recent spate of hate crime attacks on Hasidic Jews in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, virtually all the perpetrators have been African-American, according to local activists, elected officials, and victims.

So much for reality regarding the 82% increase in anti-Semitic incidents in NYC. Now let’s hear the liberal spin:

“It’s really clear that forces of white supremacy have been unleashed,” de Blasio said in a press conference earlier this month. “A lot of folks used to be told it was unacceptable to be anti-Semitic, it was unacceptable to be racist and now they’re getting more permission.”

They sure have gotten permission — from Democrats in Congress.

Crown Heights is where Democrat kingmaker Al Sharpton whipped up a pogrom that killed Yankel Rosenbaum for being Jewish. This violence is a boon to the progressives who control the media. It lets them point to a rise in hate crimes and blame it on conservatives, despite conservatives not being involved in any way where Crown Heights is concerned.

On a tip from Jester.

May 17 2019

Jerrold Nadler Gross-out

Jerrold Nadler, current Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, lost over 60 pounds thanks to bariatric surgery, after his weight made him a laughing stock among other Democrats. However, he will never keep it off by pigging out like this. He can’t even stop shoveling food into his face while spewing his usual partisan lies for the liberal media to lap up. Warning, this is gross:

Someone should have whacked 6-year-old Jerrold on the head and told him to sit up straight, keep his elbows off the table, and not talk with his mouth full.

On a tip from Byron.

May 17 2019

Kamala Harris Escalates Campaign Against Gun Rights

The first target of the mob of Jacobins running for president as Democrats could be the Second Amendment. Eric Swalwell, running on this single issue, has proclaimed that those who resist gun confiscation will be thrown in jail. Spartacus has barked that he would like to ban guns. Kamala Harris — despite being a gun owner herself for the sensible purpose of self-defense — elbows her way to the front:

At a presidential campaign event Wednesday in New Hampshire, Harris pledged to take executive action banning the importation of AR-15-style assault weapons — a move that came just three weeks after the California Democrat rolled out her sweeping gun-control proposal.

Some of her proposals may seem reasonable to people who do not view them in the broader context of an incremental assault on a fundamental right. Others are tyrannical on their face, including an executive order “repealing a law that prevents victims from holding gun-makers and firearms dealers liable for their losses.”

Imagine if carmakers and car deals were held liable for losses resulting from auto accidents. Trial lawyers would love it — until they went to trade in their Lexus only to find that no one makes or sells cars anymore.

Harris wants to crack down on AR-15s on the absurd pretext that they are not “suitable for or readily adaptable to sporting purposes.” Being a gun owner, she should spend more time at the range, where she would see plenty of them used for a sporting purpose. AR-15s are good for hunting too. However, where they really excel is in use for home defense, being intimidating, high capacity, and female friendly.

In case anyone doubts that this is about tyranny, not public safety,

Harris has said she will also work to make gun trafficking a federal crime, ban high-capacity magazines and bar those convicted of a federal hate crime from buying guns.

Making gun trafficking a federal crime should at least put Eric Holder behind bars where he belongs, but bringing in hate crimes makes explicit that she wants people disarmed for political purposes. A hate crime is literally a thought crime. Who knows what might constitute a federal hate crime in an America run by people like Kamala Harris, a black supremacist who has called for slavery reparations and who screams that “white nationalist extremism” (a point of view, and an elastic one) should be a “national security priority”?

If 76-year-old Joe Biden picks her for VP based on race and gender and then croaks, this harridan could end up president.

On a tip from Jester.

May 16 2019

Outraged AOC Defends Her Moustache

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to foil attempts to parody her. What satire could top denouncing a body-shamer at a nail salon for offering to do something about her moustache?

As an added bonus, AOC explains that it is unfair to blame socialism for the failure of socialism in socialist Venezuela, since we don’t blame capitalism for the failure of socialism in socialist Zimbabwe:

As the quintessential clueless left-wing millennial, AOC would be hilarious, if she did not have power over her betters.

On a tip from Kate P.

May 15 2019

Jay Inslee Demonstrates Transportation Plan

Washington Governor Jay Inslee is running for president on a single issue: the global warming hoax. What will we do for transportation if maniacs like Inslee are able to inflict their totalitarian lunacy on the scale of the Green New Deal? He demonstrates:

Unbeknownst to Inslee, the electricity to make his juvenile scooter go was probably generated by burning coal.

Hat tip: Other People’s Videos.

May 15 2019

AOC Says We’re Dumb for Taking Her Seriously

Rashida Tlaib is not the only Justice Democrat congresscritter to shoot herself in the foot recently by insulting the public while in damage control mode. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has attempted to justify her proposed $zillion Green New Deal power grab on the grounds that the world will end in 12 years if we don’t devote the nation to a radical if ineffectual gesture in defiance of the ever-changing climate. As usual, people responded to her earnest squeaks with guffaws. The mental defective responds in turn by saying we are the stupid ones for taking her seriously. Tweets AOC:

This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it.

Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal.

To be called dumb by AOC really stings. At least we will know better in the future than to take her seriously — or the United Nations either, since that is apparently where she got her 12-year prognostication of doom.

Earlier, however, AOC denounced Republicans for calling her 12 years to doom prediction a gaffe, on the grounds that there was a hurricane and therefore anthropogenic global warming ideology is true:

Hilariously, she also said this:

“We have twelve years left to cut emissions by at least 50 percent if not more,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “For everyone who wants to make a joke about that, you may laugh, but you’re grandkids will not, so understand that the internet documents everything.”

It sure does document everything: even vast things, like AOC’s idiocy.

On tips from Jester and KirklesWorth.

May 15 2019

Rashida Tlaib Expresses Her Respect for the Public

Islamocongresscritter Rashida Tlaib took to late night television to clarify her grotesque statement that thinking about the Holocaust gives her a pleasant “calming feeling.” The explanation is that we are “racist idiots” for objecting. No really:

To get an idea of just how disgusting the studio audiences are for the leftist yapfests that must make Johnny Carson writhe in his grave, consider that they actually applauded this.

Speaking of disgusting, top House Democrats are backing Tlaib on this, demanding an apology not from her but from those appalled by her clearly false not to mention bizarre assertion that Palestinians were the true victims of the Holocaust and provided a safe haven for Jews.

On a tip from Jester.

May 13 2019

Democrat Debates in Advance

Democrat presidential aspirants are planning a soul-crushing 12 primary debates for up to 20 candidates. No one should have to sit through that much moonbattery.

Fortunately, you don’t have to. You can just watch this condensed version in advance:

On a tip from Varla.

May 13 2019

Cory Booker: I Want to Ban Guns

We’ve heard it from Ranking Member of the Senate Judiciary Committee Dianne Feinstein:

If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them... 'Mr. and Mrs. America, turn 'em all in,' I would have done it. - Dianne Feinstein

Here it is in somewhat jumbled form from inarticulate presidential candidate Cory Booker, with a few dozen uh’s removed by Grabien. In answer to the question “Would you ban guns?”:

“I am very much one that is against handguns. And I know, in my urban environment, I see little to no need for guns at all, and I think that the availability of guns and the ease with which even young people can get their hands on them is just horrendous, and I would, if I had the power to do so, I would. In fact, we’re even looking towards making, doing some local level handgun legislation. I’m going to take every step I can to get guns [out] of the hands of those who commit crimes or those who might commit crimes.”

When explicitly set apart from “those who commit crimes,” the phrase “those who might commit crimes” means law-abiding citizens.

You can’t support both the right of self-defense and the Democratic Party.

On a tip from Jester.

May 12 2019

Classic Tale of a Man Falsely Accused

The collusion/obstruction of justice charges trumped up against Trump would make a great plot for a movie — except the innocent man falsely accused plot has already been done to death in Hollywood. But then, you can’t expect freshness and originality from a party that still rehashes rhetoric left over from Vladimir Lenin.

This isn’t about obstruction of justice; it’s about obstruction of injustice. Dave Morrison explains:

On a tip from Dave F.

May 12 2019

Rashida Tlaib Waxes Sentimental About the Holocaust

If Islamocongresscritter Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) doesn’t cure Jews of voting Democrat, nothing can. The Dems may as well run Adolf Hitler. Tlaib previously screamed, “impeach the motherf***er,” referring to possibly the most pro-Israel US President ever — despite having no grounds for impeachment. Now she announces that she gets a “calming feeling” by thinking about the Holocaust:

“There’s always kind of a calming feeling I tell folks when I think of the Holocaust, and the tragedy of the Holocaust, and the fact that it was my ancestors — Palestinians — who lost their land and some lost their lives, their livelihood, their human dignity, their existence in many ways, have been wiped out, and some people’s passports,” Tlaib said… “And just all of it was in the name of trying to create a safe haven for Jews, post-the Holocaust, post-the tragedy and the horrific persecution of Jews across the world at that time. And I love the fact that it was my ancestors [i.e., Palestinians] that provided that, right, in many ways. But they did it in a way that took their human dignity away and it was forced on them.”

Uh… what?

To suggest that Arabs ever supported a Jewish state is beyond absurd. Jews had a presence in their homeland long before the Holocaust, and Muslims in the region have always opposed that presence. Palestinians sided with the Nazis:

During World War II, the Palestinian leader at the time, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem Muhammad Amin al-Husayni, met with Adolf Hitler and allied with the Nazis. As the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum recounts, “al-Husayni collaborated with the German and Italian governments by broadcasting pro-Axis, anti-British, and anti-Jewish propaganda via radio to the Arab world; inciting violence against Jews and the British authorities in the Middle East; and recruiting young men of Islamic faith for service in German military, Waffen-SS, and auxiliary units. In turn, the Germans and the Italians used al-Husayni as a tool to inspire support and collaboration among Muslim residents of regions under Axis control and to incite anti-Allied violence and rebellion among Muslims residing beyond the reach of German arms.”

Palestinians now behave like Nazis themselves, killing Jews for being Jews on a regular basis, while enjoying the avid support of Tlaib and her colleague Ilhan Omar, and the tacit support of the rest of their party.

Don’t expect Nancy Pelosi to chastise Tlaib over this. She learned her lesson when she dared speak up about Omar’s anti-Semitism and was slapped back into place.

The Democrat Party is pro-Muslim. In their arrogance, Dems expect Jews to vote for them anyway. Why not? Other Americans vote for them despite their reflexive support for enemies.

On a tip from Blackjack.

May 10 2019

Elizabeth Warren Calls for Race-Based Medical Priority

The presidential campaign of Elizabeth Warren is going nowhere, possibly because even Democrats find her nails-on-a-blackboard personality unappealing in the extreme. Her predictable solution is to triple down on the moonbattery. Now she proclaims that Big Government should impose on hospitals a system of race-based medical priority:

Hoping to capture the anti-white racist vote in 2020, Democratic presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren recently proclaimed her belief that black women in America somehow don’t receive the same level of care from doctors and nurses that white women do, implying that more white women need to die in order to level the playing field.

Whatever takes federal money is subject to federal control. Here’s how Fauxcahontas would wield it:

Hospitals that effectively reduce the mortality rate of black women during childbirth will be given “bonuses,” Warren promises. But those that don’t are “going to have money taken away from them” – meaning other patients, including white women, will thus receive lesser care in order to generate “equality” for black women.

In effect, Warren calls for a triage system, based not on the urgency of medical need but on race, with her fellow whites receiving lowest priority. No wonder she pretends to be an Indian.

Warren’s economic prescriptions are no less malevolent. Echoing Obama’s infamous “You didn’t build that” speech, she recently proclaimed, “Nobody in America succeeds on their own” — i.e., no one will succeed unless Big Government lets them.

On tips from 1-Bodhisattva.

May 09 2019

Buttwhatever: America Was Never as Great as Advertised

There is disappointing news for patriotic Americans. It turns out America “was never as great as advertised.” This was revealed by the Mayor of South Bend, Indiana, whom the media has been asking us to regard as a credible presidential candidate on the grounds that he is ostentatiously homosexual.

Buttwhatever wants to punish America for not having been great with slavery reparations. Since slavery ended going on 2 centuries ago, there are no former slaves for him to give our money to. Maybe he will just pass it out to people of politically preferred pigmentation, even though many blacks are here as a result of immigration to our allegedly oppressive and not-so-great country from the Caribbean and Africa.

That Democrats would even consider voting for this character is all you need to know about their mentality.

On tips from Byron and Jester.

May 09 2019

AOC Discovers Garbage Disposals, Agriculture

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not exactly a knowledgeable person, but she is learning. For example, she recently discovered garbage disposals:

Since garbage disposals terrify AOC and make her wonder if they are environmentally sound, expect them to be banned in an updated Green New Deal. In New York City, the authoritarian dystopia that sent AOC to Congress, they used to be illegal and use of them is still limited.

Speaking of NYC, here’s AOC in her community garden, discovering the wonders of agriculture:

Her enthusiasm for growing food is encouraging; maybe that will not be banned.

Sara Gonzales suggests other discoveries that the Future of the Democratic Party might make:

On tips from KirklesWorth and Jester.

May 08 2019

Biden’s Buddy Won’t Endorse Him

Gaffe-master Creepy Joe Biden is far out in front of the multitudinous Democrat pack. But Jason Siler is not impressed with a guy who cannot even get the endorsement of his supposed buddy, the ex-president he served under:

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