Category Archives: Christianity

Christian Love Toys

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As the Episcopal Church, Anglican Church, and United Church of Christ illustrate, a veneer of Christianity can be sprayed on anything. It has even been applied to sex toys:

“Christian” Sex Toys?! We ignite intimacy for married lovers by providing a safe, curated, enjoyable Christian sex toy & marital aid shopping experience.

No worries; Christian Love Toys has guidelines:

1. For Heterosexual Married Couples, NOT Singles or Dating Couples
2. Your Motivation Matters: Sacrificial Love & Service of Your Spouse
3. There IS Such a Thing as Inappropriate Sex in Marriage
4. Enjoy Toys WITH Your Beloved, Not Alone
5. NEVER Coerce, Pressure or Manipulate Your Spouse [to “Try Something New”]
6. Pray & Communicate Openly With Your Spouse
7. HAVE FUN & LOTS of Orgasms!

Here’s a guideline: Leave the sex toys to degenerates.

On a tip from Mike B.

Jesus Christ Superstar Supersaturated With Woke

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No matter how much you loathe the entertainment establishment, it loathes Christianity even more. Why else would it excrete material like the latest rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar?

Jesus Christ Superstar is set to take over the Hollywood Bowl with a star-studded cast, including Cynthia Erivo in the titular role and Adam Lambert opposite her as the show’s tragic protagonist Judas Iscariot.

The casting is the story:

After Erivo was cast in the role of Jesus, conservative Christians quickly called the choice “blasphemous” due to the fact that Erivo is Black, queer and a woman.

Gaslighting Billboard suggests that only hated conservative Christians would regard this as blasphemous — while at the same time promoting a show the manifest purpose of which is to undermine and ridicule Christianity.

Jesus and Judas as depicted by moonbats.

On a tip from Anonymous.

Pseudo-Christian Worshipers of Veganism

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If Christianity can be subverted in the name of explicitly sinful LGBTism, why not in the name of seemingly irrelevant veganism? Introducing the Church for Christian Vegans/Assembly of Yahuah Vegans:

We are an international organization of Vegan believers, focused on helping make the world around us a better, happier place for animals and people. We started as a Facebook group over four years ago. Now “Genesis 1:29 Church for Christian Vegans International” and “Assembly of Yahuah Vegans” number over 3,054 members in 89 countries and 49 states of the U.S.A. We do not recognize any creature as “food.”

As anyone who has enjoyed a normal human diet is aware, animals are so food.

Regarding Genesis 1:29, in King James it reads as follows:

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Let’s back up a verse to Genesis 1:28:

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Plants aren’t the only thing God gave us to eat, as indicated by our canine teeth.

There are a lot of kooks out there. Since their sundry cults cannot stand on the own two feet, they hollow out Christianity and replace its contents with their own weird beliefs. Few are weirder than veganism, which is not healthy and has rightly been prosecuted as murder when inflicted on kids. Incidentally, assembly of Yahuah Vegans cult leader Timo Overseer is said to be raising three vegan children.

On a tip from Mike B.

A Queer Lectionary: More LGBTification of Christianity

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The desecration of Christianity in the name of LGBTification continues. From the Episcopal Diocese of Missouri:

A powerful new preaching resource, A Queer Lectionary, has just been released, and among its distinguished contributors is Bishop Deon K. Johnson. This timely volume brings together an interdenominational group of preachers and scholars to offer queer-centered interpretations of Scripture that uplift, liberate, and challenge systems of oppression.

It takes dedication to create a pro-homosexual interpretation of Scripture, considering how repeatedly and sternly this behavior is explicitly proscribed in the Bible.

Written for every Sunday and feast day in the Revised Common Lectionary, A Queer Lectionary supports pastors, preachers, and readers in crafting sermons that reflect God’s radical love and justice.

“Radical” as in “left-wing radical.” “Justice” as in “social justice.”

The book features voices from across Christian denominations, including the Episcopal Church, United Church of Christ, AME Church, ELCA, and Metropolitan Community Churches.

Choose your church wisely.

Bishop Johnson’s contribution to this volume continues his faithful commitment to inclusion, equity, and the full dignity of every human being.

It is unclear how grounding your life in deviant sexual behavior could be dignified, but by now we know what inclusion and equity mean — namely, pandering to identity groups preferred by moonbats.

On a tip from Mike B.

Lesbian Archbishop

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As Britain decays, so decays the Anglican Church:

Bishop Cherry Vann has been elected as archbishop of the Church in Wales, becoming the first woman and LGBTQ cleric appointed to lead any of Britain’s Anglican churches.

Officially sanctioned blasphemy is not new in the Anglican Church:

While the broader, international Anglican Communion has had openly gay bishops before, most notably Gene Robinson in the United States, Vann will be the first lesbian to serve as archbishop globally.

With Cherry Vann, LGBTism is more than a private perversion, or we wouldn’t know about it. It is a crusade:

She is affiliated with the Open Table Network, a Christian initiative that offers worship and support for LGBTQ people.

Homosexual behavior is forbidden in the Christian religion. It is proscribed in the strongest terms throughout the Bible. But the Anglican Church is no longer Christian in any meaningful sense. It has been claimed by the Long March Through the Institutions.

Stand by for the next milestone: the first openly atheist archbishop. Next after that will be the historic first archbishop to openly worship Satan.

On a tip from Franco.

Polyamory Applied to Christianity

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There is no pillar of traditional morality so fundamental to Christianity that liberal social engineers will not take a sledgehammer to it — even while pretending to be Christian. The blasphemous deviants at QueerTheology.com continue the war on holy matrimony — this time in the name of polyamory. Introducing Poly Possibiliites [sic]:

Each week, Brian will offer a teaching and reflection on an intersection of polyamory and faith—sacred connections between the two which enrich one another.

Who is Brian, you ask?

Brian G. Murphy is an activist, educator, and certified relationship coach.

To be more precise, he is a militant advocate of the homosexual lifestyle:

Brian has worked with GLSEN, Athlete Ally, Born This Way Foundation, and the Human Rights Campaign, as well as a number of local, grassroots organizations. His work has been featured in Vice, BuzzFeed, The Huffington Post, The Advocate, Upworthy, and NBC News.

GLSEN is known for its emphasis on homosexualizing children.

This indicates how academia helps subvert Christianity:

Brian studied film production and religion at the University of Southern California as Presidential Scholar and was inducted into Theta Alpha Kappa, the national honor society for religious studies and theology.

The focus of Poly Possibilities will be on “making our faith more infused with polyamory.” Among other things, attendees are promised:

An increased confidence in talking about polyamory in faith settings

A more expansive feeling of the sacredness of polyamory

More ways to talk about faith and nonmonogamy together

But wait — that’s not all:

BONUS: Free signed copy of Love Beyond Monogamy for first 5 registrants

Also likely to be included is a first-class ticket to hell.

On a tip from Mike B.

Christian Furry Fellowship

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Furries are weirdos who dress up like cartoon animals, often for the purpose of indulging in anonymous deviant sex. Homosexuals have so far gotten away with subverting Christian churches without evoking a hail of fire and brimstone, so furries should have no problem. Presenting the Christian Furry Fellowship:

Even as the CFF has grown from just a few furry friends into a small community, the original mission has not changed! Despite the CFF’s active initiatives to provide an open haven for Christ-loving furries, loving our fellow fur is the foundation of all that we do.

Over the years, the CFF has sparked various ministries. But in all of these efforts, the goal always leads back to the CFFs core mission — to love furries as Christ loves us.

It is doubtful that Christ loves them for being furries.

On a tip from Mike B.

Drag Clown Minister

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You may have forgotten about International Drag Day yesterday, but the LGBTists at Q Christian Fellowship sure didn’t:

International Drag Day is celebrated every year on July 16th, honoring the art of drag and its impact on LGBTQ+ culture. While drag is often seen simply as entertainment, some artists use it as a form of ministry and a way to express their faith…

Q Christian Fellowship expresses its faith by showcasing blaspheming deviants. Presenting a nonbinary entity calling itself King Julez:

My drag is my most sacred spiritual practice. …

My drag persona is a clown—one who is genderless, ageless, boundary-crossing and full of fun. …

I know my drag and call to ministry are connected because of the process that happens when I get in drag to offer worship leadership. …

On many occasions, I have shown up to the church where I was leading worship, and the colours on my face and in my outfit matched the colours in the sanctuary. … In these moments, I am filled with warmth and feel the connection to God and my art.

They will keep farcifying Christianity in the name of depravity until they get the hail of fire and brimstone they have been asking for.

On a tip from Mike B.