Category Archives: Christianity

Christian BDSM

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We have seen kooks and degenerates graft a facade of Christianity onto veganism, furry fandom, transvestitism, drag queen exhibitionism, homosexuality, more homosexuality, sex toys, swinger debauchery, polyamory, witchcraft, nudism, and recreational drug use. But surely no one would have the blasphemous gall to pretend sadomasochistic depravity is Christian. Then again, these days, sure they would.

Presenting Christian BDSM:

Many kinky believers find that BDSM is fully compatible with a healthy, monogamous Christian marriage.

As you may have heard, the Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose:

It’s easy to forget the biblical command to enjoy your marriage and stop taking things too seriously:

“Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do. … Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun.”
(NIV) Ecclesiastes 9:7,9

You only get one life and (hopefully) one marriage. If you or your spouse has a fantasy involving spanking or some other aspect of BDSM, then you should at least feel free to talk about it. There will always be people who judge and condemn what they cannot understand, but they don’t make the rules for your bedroom.

Too bad they couldn’t find “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law” in the Bible — although it might appear in a future revised edition, if current trends continue.

On a tip from Mike B.

Christianity for Acidheads

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A pseudo-Christian facade has been grafted onto veganism, furry fandom, transvestitism, drag queen exhibitionism, homosexuality, more homosexuality, sex toys, swinger debauchery, polyamory, witchcraft, and nudism. Let’s try recreational drug use:

Ligare is an open network of people who believe that Christianity and other existing religious traditions offer paths for preparing for, experiencing, finding meaning, and integrating mystical experiences, including those occasioned by sacred plants and compounds.

I’m guessing LSD qualifies as a sacred compound. It will turn you psychotic en route to burning out your brain, but on the positive side you might hallucinate that you have achieved enlightenment.

Our mission is to weave a vibrant and interconnected tapestry, cultivating networks that bridge Christian faith institutions, interfaith organizations, mental health advocates, and the psychedelic community.

If you encounter any Christian faith institution, interfaith organization, or mental health advocate who recommends destroying your mind with recreational drugs, run in the opposite direction.

Our focus extends to supporting clergy and spiritual directors in understanding how psychedelic healing might be integrated into their pastoral care and spiritual companioning ministries and engaging with seminaries and chaplaincy programs to cultivate the next generation of spiritual leaders.

The goal of subverting Christianity by infusing it with degeneracy doesn’t get any more explicit.

On a tip from Mike B.

Naturist Christians

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All manner of degeneracy can be painted over with a veneer of Christianity, including furry fandom, transvestitism, drag queen exhibitionism, homosexuality, more homosexuality, sex toys, swinger debauchery, polyamory, and even witchcraft. You had to know nudists would jump on the trend.

Introducing Naturist Christians:

If you are struggling to reconcile your faith with naturism, wondering what the Bible has to say about social nudity, or simply wanting to share your values with others, you will find your voice is welcome here. … We are committed to a Christian, international, family-centered, natural and naturist set of Core Values.

The term “family-centered” is not reassuring in this context.

Naturist Christians proudly affirms its legal standing as a 501(c)(3) religious corporation. If everything is a valid religion, then nothing is a valid religion.

On a tip from Mike B.

Christian Witches Mystery School

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Christians of ages past got carried away regarding the evils of witchcraft, but they were not wrong that witchcraft is bad. However, pseudo-Christian moonbats disagree. Introducing the Christian Witches Mystery School:

The Christian Witches Mystery School (CCW) is the ONLY mystery school on the planet that teaches, trains, equips and initiates Christian Witches. As a High Priestess, High Priest or High Mage, you’re fully activated to teach, lead rituals for others and support others on a healing journey through witchcraft and magick.

Add a shot of sewage to bottle of wine and you have a bottle of sewage. Add moonbattery to Christianity and you have moonbattery.

On a tip from Mike B.

Liberal Pol Expresses Himself at Decadence Festival

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Jasmine Crockett isn’t the only elected moonbat from the Dallas area who has a lot to say. Consider Arlington Mayor Jim Ross:

Ross is facing backlash after newly surfaced footage from 2018 shows him using vulgar language and making explicit remarks toward a Christian street preacher.

The video, recorded by Vice News in 2018, was filmed at the Southern Decadence festival in New Orleans, an LGBTQ event held annually over Labor Day weekend. In the footage, Ross, whose face was blurred, can be heard addressing street preacher Ruben Israel with crude language and profanity.

LANGUAGE ALERT:

On the topic of Arlington’s mayor,

Ross publicly acknowledged financial difficulties after it was revealed that the IRS began garnishing his salary due to unpaid taxes.

Like Bernie Sanders, Ross calls himself an independent but is a good fit with the Democratic Party. Avoiding taxes is common among Democrats, as are foul language and intimidation tactics.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Light in the Closet

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Light in the Closet, a self-described Christian Ministry, asks,

Are you a Christian who has questions about cross-dressing?

For those who do, Deuteronomy 22:5 provides the answer:

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

But if you don’t like the Bible’s answer, Light in the Closet may offer another:

This is a lay care giving ministry focused mostly on male to female (M2F) gender expressions. It is not a reparative ministry, but one that offers a platform for an honest interchange. Light in the Closet (LITC) offers insights and a Biblical perspective concerning cross-dressing and gender identity. It is our hope that those who read through the materials offered will find acceptance and encouragement.

Not everything ought to be accepted and encouraged.

Did you know that Jesus had a lot to say about the transgender community, or what they referred to as “Sardis” and all of it positive!

Uh… no. Regarding Sardis:

Sardis, in west-central Asia Minor, was the capital of the ancient kingdom of Lydia… The church at Sardis was surrounded by paganism and idolatry but failed to stand out amidst the darkness. Although they appeared spiritual on the outside, Jesus knew their hearts. He rebuked them by stating, “I know your deeds; you have a reputation of being alive, but you are dead” (Revelation 3:1). Falling prey to a similar sin as the Pharisees, they were like whitewashed tombs: clean and white on the outside, but dead on the inside (Matthew 23:27–28).

Jesus offered a warning to the church at Sardis, reminding them of His judgment if they failed to “wake up” spiritually…

Brave’s AI has this to say about Revelation 3:1:

This passage is often interpreted as a call to spiritual awakening and repentance for a church that appears active but lacks genuine faith.

If the shoe fits, LITC…

On a tip from Mike B.

Pastor Jack Hibbs: Time Coming to Escape California

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Like Sodom and Gomorrah before it, California is reaching the point where it is no longer inhabitable by the sane and decent:

Pastor Jack Hibbs of Calvary Chapel Chino Hills warned his congregation last week about Assembly Bill 495, which supporters claim would expand child welfare protections by legally recognizing caregivers and providing children with access to family services without unwanted disruptions.

As noted recently, the insane bill would allow nefarious actors to abduct children from school without parents’ knowledge. Democrats’ main justification is that it would facilitate the illegal immigration that they so aggressively support by allowing children who have been brought into the country unlawfully to escape deportation with their parents.

In addition to the obvious application to child sex trafficking, the bill would allow groomers to subject children to sex change procedures without parental consent.

As part of his Real Impact ministries, Hibbs announced the “Stop AB 495 Rally” on Aug. 19 at the steps of the state capitol in Sacramento, and said he’s hoping to rally as many as 5,000 Christians to show up to voice their opposition.

California might be too far gone to be saved by rallies.

“If this bill passes, I am going to ask you to leave the state of California,” said Hibbs. “You’re gonna need to pack up and get out; you gotta get out. You gotta run with your kids. You gotta go.”

And don’t look back, or you might become a pillar of salt.

On tips from R F and Jester.

Swing Lifestyle Christians Group

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Christian Love Toys is not the last word in papering over decadence with a tissue-thin layer of professed Christianity. Presenting the Ecumenical Catholic Church’s Swing Lifestyle Christians Group:

We understand that many people may have questions about how swingers clubs fit into a faith-based community. For us, a swingers club is not just about physical connections, but about trust, openness, and mutual respect. These values are at the heart of our mission, as we strive to create a community where all forms of consensual, loving relationships can coexist harmoniously with Christian faith.

Love is love, as liberals love to remind us.

Our community is proud to be part of a wider network of alternative lifestyle groups. We understand the importance of creating spaces where individuals can explore their faith and relationships freely.

No doubt the network of alternative lifestyle groups covers a lot of ground.

We firmly believe it is not up to us to decide who Jesus’ “sheep” are; all are welcome here, whether you are part of the swing lifestyle, open marriages, or any other relationship choice.

In case you couldn’t guess their stand on blasphemous homosexual parodies of marriage,

Since its beginning in 1985, the Ecumenical Catholic Church has understood that gay, lesbian, and heterosexual marriages between two Christians are sacramentally equivalent. Our canon law forbids distinction between these various forms of marriage, and the wedding liturgy is the same whether the marriage is between two men, two women, or a man and a woman.

Why stop there? What about a marriage between a man and his labradoodle?

On a tip from Mike B.