Category Archives: Corporate Moonbattery

Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy II: Ben & Jerry’s

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Few companies have been more obnoxious — or more preposterous — in their moonbattery than the Unilever subsidiary Ben & Jerry’s, which desecrated the Fourth of July by denouncing America for being built on “stolen” land that must be “returned” to people who populated it many centuries ago. The company now has an opportunity to prove it is not completely full of crap:

Don Stevens — chief of the Nulhegan Band of The Coosuk Abenaki Nation, one of four tribes descended from the Abenaki that are recognized in Vermont — told The Post in an interview that he “looks forward to any kind of correspondence with the brand to see how they can better benefit Indigenous people.”

Stevens added that if the ice cream maker is “sincere,” it should reach out to him as the company’s corporate headquarters — located at 30 Community Dr. in South Burlington, Vt. — is situated on Western Abanaki land.

Don’t hold your breath waiting for Ben & Jerry’s to turn over its land. Nonetheless, it insists that Mount Rushmore be handed over to Lakota Indians, presumably to be destroyed, since the four presidents represented “actively worked to destroy Indigenous cultures and ways of life, to deny Indigenous people their basic rights,” according to the woke roaches at Ben & Jerry’s.

Unilever lost $2 billion in market cap in the aftermath of the July 4th tweet, as patriots pushed back with the Bud Light treatment. That’s more than six times the $326 million it paid to buy Ben & Jerry’s in 2000. As they say, get woke, go broke.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

Ben & Jerry’s Attacks America on Independence Day

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If most of us agree that Anheuser-Busch deserves to be boycotted into oblivion for constantly ramming LGBTism down our throats, how can any countermoonbat still buy Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, which has long branded itself on pushy leftism? While regular Americans celebrated their great country yesterday, Ben & Jerry’s vomited woke bile on it:

The New York Post reports:

Taking to social media, the ice cream company divided fans over its Independence Day post, tweeting, “The United States was founded on stolen indigenous land. This Fourth of July, let’s commit to returning it.”

Return it to who? Indians? Most of our ancestors came from Europe, theirs came from Asia. What’s the difference?

Are pious liberals going to lead the way by resettling in some other country? Unfortunately not.

This isn’t about progressives’ bizarre reverence for the Stone Age savagery that once prevailed in this part of the world. It is about hatred of America and its heritage. Confirmation:

In a similar message on its website, the company argued that July 4 festivities and celebrations can “distract from an essential truth about this nation’s birth.”

Ben & Jerry’s proposed to “start with Mount Rushmore,” writing, “What is the meaning of Independence Day for those whose land this country stole, those who were murdered and forced with brutal violence onto reservations, those who were pushed from their holy places and denied their freedom.”

“The faces on Mount Rushmore are the faces of men who actively worked to destroy Indigenous cultures and ways of life, to deny Indigenous people their basic rights,” the statement concluded.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln are villains to be canceled according to the moonbats at Ben & Jerry’s.

Esteemed countermoonbat John Rich responds:

Heroes have sacrificed their lives for America. The rest of us should at least be willing to sacrifice a brand of ice cream.

On tips from Ed McAninch, Jack D, Wiggins, Marty, and ABC of the ANC.

Anheuser-Busch Continues to Flounder

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CEO Brendan Whitworth is not the one to rescue Anheuser-Busch from the Dylan Mulvaney debacle. Not if his Wednesday appearance on CBS Mornings is any indication:

While Whitworth did make it clear that the company will continue to support the LGBTQ community, he also defended the company’s decision to support anti-LGBTQ politicians. He also refused to give a clear answer on whether or not the promotion with Mulvaney was a mistake – which angered both sides.

You can’t not take sides in this fight after you have taken the LGBT side for years. Whitworth’s invertebrate squirming satisfies no one:

Unsurprisingly, Mr. Mulvaney has turned on Anheuser-Busch, squeaking,

“For a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse in my opinion than not hiring a trans person at all.”

Having made the unforced error of identifying its beer with degeneracy, sexual perversion, and mental illness, Anheuser-Busch has two options: (1) double down and put Mulvaney’s creepy face on all its packaging, so that it can at least sell beer to Democrats; or (2) apologize for pushing LGBTism and mend its ways. It won’t do either, due to weak leadership. That’s why the crisis is spinning out of control.

Revelation 3:16 applies nicely to Bud Light and all other Anheuser-Busch brands:

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

On tips from Chad D.D. Lover, Anonymous, and Franco.

Bud Light Marked Down to Virtually Free

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The good news is that due to the boycott resulting from ramming LGBTism down costumers’ throats, Bud Light has been marked down to virtually free:

As the Fourth of July weekend rolls in, Bud Light is offering a rebate of up to $15 on purchases of a 15-pack of Budweiser, Bud Light, Budweiser Select or Budweiser Select 55. And in places where a 15-packs sells for less than $15, the beer could be practically free.

The bad news is that it wouldn’t be worth the price if they paid you to drink the watery swill, considering that Anheuser-Busch in general and Bud Light in particular have been forever branded as LGBT beer. It would be humiliating to be seen buying or drinking it.

On tips from Lyle and Jester.

Anheuser-Busch Wins Marketing Award

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In a society turned upside down and backward, awards are given to those who least deserve them. As far back as 1932, New York Times propagandist Walter Duranty received a Pulitzer Prize for keeping Stalin’s atrocities from the public. In 2009, Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize immediately after taking office; the community organizer predicably went on to sow seeds of racial division that are currently tearing the country apart. In 2023, Anheuser-Busch’s chief marketing officer was awarded the advertising equivalent of an Oscar:

Marcel Marcondes [accepted] an award for ‘Creative Marketer of the Year’ at Cannes Lions – a lavish industry conference in the south of France dubbed the ‘Oscars for the adverting industry.’

It comes months after the company lost $27 billion in value due to a campaign in which it partnered with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

That campaign dethroned Bud Light as the USA’s #1 beer.

Though AB was named the winner of the award before the fiasco erupted, it was not officially awarded until Monday, meaning there was a mighty elephant in the room.

If you receive an award in a world run by moonbats, you are on the wrong track. Too bad Transheuser-Busch didn’t realize this before putting Dylan Mulvaney on beer cans.

On a tip from Lyle.

Corporate LGBTists Come After Pets

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“We’re coming for your children,” the militant gays taunted. With the assistance of their corporate sponsors, they made good on the threat. Now they are coming for our pets:

Some social media users recently aimed their ire at PetSmart for boasting about its all-new “You Are Loved” collection of 2023 Pride-themed clothing, toys and other items for pet owners’ four-legged friends.

As with Anheuser-Busch and Target, tasteless LGBTism is not new for PetSmart. However, it is getting renewed attention now that consumers realize they can push back against the belligerent degenerates who rule over us:

While PetSmart has celebrated Pride since 2019, according to a company news release on May 2, some online critics bashed the company this month and called for a boycott similar to what other brands like Bud Light and Target are facing.

Animals sometimes engage in aberrant and unhealthy behavior, but only people can deliberately embrace sin out of moral depravity, so LGBTism has nothing to do with pets, right?

Wrong. Being not just a lifestyle but a totalitarian ideology, it has to do with everyone and everything:

Monkeypox is spread almost exclusively through homosexual activity. But as with AIDS, non-gays are put at risk. Children in gay custody, for example. Dogs for another.

Liberal utopia has not been achieved until everything imaginable has been sexualized, perverted, and rendered unclean.

Abominations even without the LGBTism.

On a tip from Franco.

Sufficient Pushback to Corporate LGBTism Not Yet Achieved

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Moonbats are like drug fiends who discover each day that yesterday’s dose no longer suffices. Transsexualizing grade school children doesn’t provide them with a satisfactory thrill of transgression anymore. So they have moved on to toddlers:

“Love” in the context of LGBT propaganda refers to sexual activity. “If it feels good, do it” and “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law” have been merged and streamlined into “Love is love” — as preached by Kohl’s:

No matter how far they push the envelope, progressives will not stop progressing until they encounter sufficient pushback. Recently, grinding LGBTism in customers’ faces has cost Anheuser-Busch around $15.7 billion and Target $12.4 billion. Evidently that is not sufficient pushback, or other companies would stop following their lead.

On tips from DCGere and Franco.

Wokefied Disney’s Conception of a Fairy Godmother

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At the risk of belaboring the obvious, Disney is now run by some truly sick creeps:

A TikTok clip of a man in a dress welcoming small children into a Disneyland boutique full of princess costumes has gone viral on social media.

The original video, which has racked up more than 7.1 million views as of Tuesday, was posted by self-described dental hygienist and mom of three Kourtni Faber’s account over the weekend. In it, a man with a mustache wearing a gown waves enthusiastically to a child and introduces himself as Nick as the customer enters the store.

Old Nick is a nickname for Satan. Meet the comparably wholesome New Nick:

As Ryan Kinel observes, Disney is no longer family friendly.

On tips from Chris Neilson, KirklesWorth, and Anonymous.