Humorless AP Fact-Checks Trump Joke

Media moonbats’ laser-like focus on finding fault with Trump makes them all the more cluelessly humorless. AP even fact-checked a joke Trump made about Alligator Alcatraz:

“Don’t run in a straight line. Run like this,” Trump said, as he moved his hand in a zigzag motion. “And you know what? Your chances go up about 1%.” Alligator experts suggest it is better to dash in one direction in the rare situation when the reptile gives chase, according to a website run by the University of Florida.

AP propagandists aren’t the only ones who missed the humor:

This was amplified by leftist websites like RawStory. They headlined it: “Trump’s guide to outrunning alligator gets fact-check — he wouldn’t make it far.”

Once again, the joke is on the liberal media.

On a tip from abcanc.

Trump Blamed for Texas Flood

The floodwaters in Texas came at people fast:

Guess who the liberal media blames? That’s right — Trump:

[The National Weather Service] was among the government agencies targeted by the Trump administration in its effort to gut the federal bureaucracy, losing approximately 600 staffers.

Readers are led to believe that the weather forecast was off due to Trump trimming some of the fat that characterizes government agencies:

“The original forecast that we received Wednesday from the National Weather Service predicted 3-6 inches of rain in the Concho Valley and 4-8 inches in the Hill Country,” said Texas Emergency Management Chief W. Nim Kidd at a press conference Friday. “The amount of rain that fell at this specific location was never in any of those forecasts.”

Sudden thunderstorms dumped more than 10 inches of rain on the area, causing heavy flooding from the Guadalupe River.

Finger-pointing is inevitable after a tragedy, but the focus now should be on finding the missing girls from Camp Mystic, not assigning governmental blame for a weather forecast.

But for the liberal media, the story is never the story; the story is always that it’s Trump’s fault.

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CNN’s ICEBlock App Turned to Good Use

According to the Department of Homeland Security, there has been a 500% increase in violence against ICE agents, who have been targeted by leftists so as to prevent them from defending the USA from foreign invasion. CNN has provided tactical support to this treasonous criminal endeavor by favorably publicizing an app called ICEBlock that allows scofflaws and terrorists to track immigration enforcement operations.

The creator is the kind of guy you could expect CNN to take a shine to. Via The Blaze:

“When I saw what was happening in this country, I wanted to do something to fight back,” Joshua Aaron told CNN, comparing the deportation of illegal aliens to Nazi Germany. “We’re literally watching history repeat itself.”

That is, he wanted to fight back on behalf of foreigners invading his country — because in his moonbattery-addled mind, defending against such an invasion literally means sending Jews to death camps.

As ICE acting Director Todd Lyons observes,

“CNN is willfully endangering the lives of officers who put their lives on the line every day and enabling dangerous criminal aliens to evade U.S. law. Is this simply reckless ‘journalism’ or overt activism?”

CNN left journalism behind decades ago. Now it is leaving activism behind for something more sinister.

Aaron and his marketers at CNN won’t like it that the app has been put to constructive use:

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More Moocher Moonbattery From Kristen Welker

Let’s have another look at Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK)’s venture into the NBC News snake pit last weekend. Not only did left-wing propagandist Kristen Welker subject him and the sane Americans he represents to cartoonish emotional blackmail over illegal immigration, his attempt to speak truth to moonbattery was met by a favorite media tactic: dropping a dubious statement as if it were the last word, then abruptly changing the topic.

Welker dismissed Mullin’s arguments in favor of a work requirement for Medicaid with the assertion that 92% of the people on Medicaid are either working or qualified for an exemption:

Her 92% figure begs at least three questions that Mullin was not given a chance to ask: (1) Are the other 8% not an expensive problem? (2) How easy for mooching loafers to exploit are the exemptions? (3) How many of the 92% don’t qualify for any benefits whatsoever because they are illegal aliens?

Regarding the last question, Senate Democrats just killed a measure that would have kicked millions of illegal immigrants off Medicaid. We are essentially forced to work as slaves so as to provide free healthcare to foreign invaders. Kristen Welker must be delighted.

On tips from Tlabia Majora and abcanc.

MSNBC Meltdown Over Ruling on Judicial Overreach

If only Scott Jennings could take his victory lap over to MSNBC. In light of the failure of the Democrat strategy of using district court judges to prevent Trump from governing, the looks on these moonbats’ faces would be priceless:

Just last year, libs were squawking about threats to democracy. Now they regard it as a “dangerous moment” because the democratically elected president is allowed to govern.

Deep State Conduit Natasha Bertrand Strikes Again

Trump’s devastating attack on Iran’s nuclear weapons program potentially saved millions of American lives and could bring peace to the Middle East. It was the greatest foreign policy achievement in memory. His enemies want to deny him the political capital he has earned.

To this end, Deep State termites left over from the age of John Brennan leaked selective disinformation from a likely bogus report downplaying the mission’s success. The conduit was none other than CNN’s Natasha Bertrand. Karoline Leavitt explains why she was an apt choice:

If something out of the intelligence community jibes conveniently with what the moonbats running the media would like you to think, chances are it is no more true than the Russian disinformation lie they used to keep the Hunter Biden laptop revelations from sparing us Biden’s disastrous presidency.

Assisting Invasion Portrayed as Do-Gooderism

How is it not regarded as a crime to help unlawful border crossers to evade law enforcement following the largest foreign invasion in human history? Yet not only is Tito Rodriguez of Local Hearts Foundation not apprehended for treason, he is lionized by the complicit media:

Liberal propagandists jerk on heartstrings so as to prevent the gullible from thinking. If today’s media covered Pearl Harbor, it would present tear-jerking tales of Japanese women left to raise their children alone after their pilot husbands were cruelly shot down while innocently bombing Americans.

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Introducing Allison Cooper

The attack on Iran’s nuclear weapons program was an overwhelming success, showcasing both Trump’s foreign policy prowess and the US military’s remarkable skill. The opposition has been left to grouse and belittle ineffectually:

Following the attacks, some in the corporate media, including CNN, have decided to play down the incredibly decisive and devastating attack on Iran by suggesting Trump was exaggerating regarding the extent of the damage.

Trump’s response:

“Working especially hard on this falsehood is Allison Cooper of Fake News CNN, Dumb Brian L. Roberts, Chairman of “Con” cast, Jonny Karl of ABC Fake News, and always, the Losers of, again, Concast’s NBC Fake News,” he added. “It never ends with the sleazebags in the Media, and that’s why their Ratings are at an ALL TIME LOW — ZERO CREDIBILITY!”

Truer words were never spoken regarding the liberal establishment media’s expended credibility.

Moonbats predictably responded by denouncing Trump as a thought criminal. Unable to work race into this, they called him a homophobe for referring to the creepily homosexual Anderson Cooper as “Allison.”

An example:

Please welcome Allison Cooper to the guffaw-worthy gallery of liberal establishment liars lacking the last vestige of credibility.

On a tip from abcanc.

Drag Queen Presents Weather for Maine NBC Affiliate

Maine Governor Janet Mills shouldn’t take it too hard that Trump kicks her in the pants and her constituents boo her off the stage. At least the local NBC affiliate joins her on board the LGBT agenda. They even have a drag queen doing the weather:

Moonbattery is a totalitarian ideology. There is to be no escape from it anywhere. Even the weather report is an opportunity to socially engineer by mainstreaming depravity.

On a tip from Wiggins.

BBC Panics Over Warm Weather

As it declines under leftist rule, Britain has its share of problems these days, but at least excessive heat isn’t one of them — unless you believe the BBC:

Shrieks the Beeb:

The hottest day of the year so far has been recorded in the UK…

A temperature of 33.2C was recorded on Saturday afternoon in Charlwood, near Gatwick, beating the previous 2025 record set earlier this week.

33.2°C is less than 92°F. Here in Phoenix, we would call that a pleasant day in autumn.

But at least their anchor seems to understand that only women get pregnant. Maybe there is hope for the BBC yet.