Though you wouldn’t know it from the smell down there, some New York City subway riders actually bathe:

Where moonbattery reigns supreme, it is the only propriety.

As noted earlier,

The New York City subway gives virtual tourists a glimpse of what life will be like after progressives have collapsed civilization into their anarchotyrannical conception of utopia.

More NYC subway fun can be had here, here, here, here, here, and here. Just don’t try defending other passengers from dangerous maniacs; the consequences won’t be fun at all, as Daniel Penny and John Rote can attest.

On a tip from Wiggins.