Michigan Chief Deputy Superintendent of Education Cannot Count the Two Genders

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Until recently, anyone old enough to count to two knew how many genders there are. Nowadays there seems to be some confusion, so Republican Michigan State Rep Jay DeBoyer asked Chief Deputy Superintendent of the Michigan Department of Education Dr. Sue Carnell for clarification. The result was the most awkward scene since Marsha Blackburn asked Ketanji Brown Jackson if she knows what a woman is.

Like KBJ, the flabbergasted Carnell had no answer:

Anyone surprised that most 3rd and 4th graders in Michigan cannot read at grade level? Education must be pried loose from the claws of moonbats who indoctrinate in their sick ideology rather than teach reality if the country is to have a future.

On a tip from Jack D.

All Sexual Orientations Welcome at Child-Inclusive Nudist Campground on Federal Land

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Once you get west of Texas, most land is owned not by Americans but by the federal government. It is not always put to constructive use. Consider Magic Circle, Arizona:

The Magic Circle is a 450-acre area of Bureau of Land Management (BLM) public land where family-friendly nude camping is legally allowed. There are no membership fees or dues because the Magic Circle is not a club or resort but a public camping area.

A little too public.

Day-use visitors are welcome to enjoy nude sunbathing, hiking, and other activities on the BLM land free of charge. …

Activities organized by the community include breakfasts, dances, yoga, crafts, and Saturday night movies. Seasonal events like Thanksgiving dinners and Christmas gatherings are also hosted. The site boasts over three miles of barefoot-friendly hiking trails, clearly marked with rocks and raked for comfort.

If only feet were the only parts left bare in front of little kids.

Even now, progressives still have some destigmatizing to do:

Public sexual activity is unacceptable and illegal, as the Magic Circle maintains family-friendly social standards.

That said, all sexual orientations are explicitly welcome.

On a tip from Mike B.

Kathy Hochul Reaps Reward for Mamdani Endorsement

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Chuck Schumer attempted to pander to the ascendant ultraleft flank of his party with the Schumer Shutdown. This blew up in Democrats’ faces and left them calling for his ouster as Senate Minority Leader. New York Governor Kathy Hochul reacted similarly to the Jacobins and is reaping the same well-earned reward:

If Hochul blocks tax hikes on the rich to fund “universal child care,” warned state Sen. Jabari Brisport at a “Tax the Rich” rally Sunday, “she has to go.”

“The rich” means anyone who produces wealth rather than sponging off others.

Another tax-the-rich crowd booed Hochul — to her face — when she took the stage at a Mamdani event with US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and US Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) a few weeks ago.

The Democrat base won’t settle for unprincipled invertebrates who are willing to go along with communists like Mamdani and AOC. They want the real thing.

Hochul has repeatedly vowed not to raise taxes even higher. Either this promise goes out the window or Hochul does.

Mamdani wants to push New York State corporate taxes to nearly 23%. This constitutes economic suicide. But the alternative for Hochul is political suicide if she provokes the wrath of Mamdani’s Marxist mob.

Hilariously, after Hochul sold whatever serves her as a soul by endorsing Mamdani, he refused to return the favor.

If only socialist Mensheviks had realized that more radical Bolsheviks would line them up in front of firing squads once they consolidated power, they might have tried harder to stop them. They might even have sided with the Whites to save Russia from the cataclysm that was the USSR.

On a tip from abcanc.

Michelle Obama Insults America Again

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Michelle Obama stridently lets us know that she dislikes white people for oppressing her hair. But it isn’t only Caucasians that she holds in distain. The whole country “has a lot of growing up to do” because it did not elect the godawful Kamala Harris based on her DEI credentials:

In response to a question framing the presidential elections strictly in terms of gender, she caws:

“Well, as we saw in this past election, sadly, we ain’t ready. That’s why I’m like, don’t even look at me about running, because you all are lying. You’re not ready for a woman. You are not. So don’t waste my time, you know. We got a lot of growing up to do.”

“For the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country,” Big Mike infamously proclaimed during the Obama campaign. Now that the Moonbat Messiah is no longer in office, she is back to being ashamed of it. The feeling should be mutual.

The former First Ingrate I mean Lady doesn’t like it that we are not ready to elect a profoundly terrible presidential candidate on the basis of her not being a man. God help us if we ever are ready.

On a tip from seaoh.

Arrested for Calling Bureaucrats Parasites

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Hate speech laws may seem absurd, but they do serve a purpose. Consider Germany, where a libertarian identified as Damian N. tweeted this:

No, anyone who is financed by the state pays no net taxes; they live off taxes: every civil servant, every politician, every employee in a state-owned enterprise, everyone who is subsidised and financed by the state. Not a single parasite pays any net taxes.

If bureauweenies tolerate complaints about the burden they impose on society, people might get restless. So the concept of hate speech is applied:

[P]olice acting on behalf of the Ulm public prosecutor’s office raided Damian’s home. He is suspected of the crime of inciting hatred (in violation of Section 130 of the German Criminal Code) for his rough remark about government “parasites”.

The statute is to punish those who incite hatred against “a national, racial, religious group or a group defined by their ethnic origin.” But once speech has been criminalized, anything you say might get you in trouble.

They demanded his phone and PIN and took him to the police station, where they measured him, weighed him, photographed him from various angles, and even took blood samples to get his DNA.

[A]n officer instructed our suspected speech criminal to “think carefully about what you post in future”, because “you must realise that you are now under observation”.

How did Josef K. I mean Damian N. come to the attention of the police?

This has all the hallmarks of another NGO-driven speech investigation. We have a low-visibility post containing a suggestive vocabulary item (“parasit“) that was likely uncovered via keyword search, a lazy attempt to find a distantly relevant criminal statute and then maximum police harassment and intimidation because, as in all these cases, the process is most of the punishment. They really, really like the 6am morning raids, and they also really like to confiscate phones. As the Lower Saxon prosecutor (and ‘online hate task force’ leader) Frank-Michael Laue told American reporters earlier this year: “It’s a kind of punishment if you lose your smartphone, it’s even worse than the fine you have to pay.”

At least soft tyranny is better than the Gestapo and Stasi. But soft tyranny doesn’t stay soft indefinitely. Unless people push back, there is no reason it should have to.

On a tip from seaoh.

Worse Even Than Jerrold Nadler

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You thought the freakish ultramoonbat Jerrold Nadler was repulsive? Look who is running for his New York City seat on an anti-Trump platform:

Jack Schlossberg is JFK’s grandson, so he will probably win. Meanwhile, JFK — who was not a leftist — spins in his grave.

On a tip from Wiggins.