Michelle Obama Gripes That Being First Lady Was Confining

The miseries of the put-upon Michelle Obama do not stop at racist white people oppressing her hair or an America that has “a lot of growing up to do” not letting her be president because it is misogynistic. Serving as First Lady was “confining” — because despite Obama’s celebrated status as the first DEI president, blacks are victims of racism:

You might think it would be worth the sacrifice so as to for the first time in her adult life be proud of her country. But no, having to undergo being treated like a queen for 8 years was too hard.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Objecting to Islamification Not Allowed in Putnam County, New York

Sharia will not be limited to Zohran Mamdani’s New York City. Even before he takes power, objecting to Islamification is already forbidden two counties upstate:

There are demands in Carmel for a member of the Carmel Central School District Board of Education to be removed over comments he made in a social media video during the first week of November.

Families within the district say the controversial comments were made by Michael Torpey.

They are calling the language used hateful and upsetting.

As News 12 previously reported, the video shows Torpey saying in part: “We accomplished more at our school board meeting tonight than Zohran Mamdani has in his entire career in public service, which didn’t exist until tonight, thanks to the good people of New York City and their infinite, boundless wisdom. So New York City congratulations and thank you for doing your part in the Islamic takeover of western society. Good luck.”

How dare this infidel oppose Islam doing to the USA what it has done to other great civilizations like Egypt’s over the centuries?

As we have come to expect, Torpey promptly apologized.

The Carmel Central School District Board of Education issued a document affirming that it does not condone anti-Muslim sentiments.

Totalitarian liberals won’t have to suppress these sentiments for long. Soon their Muslim allies will have the numbers to do it for themselves. Then it will be too late, as it may already be in Dearborn, Michigan — although there are encouraging signs of resistance at that Islamic beachhead:

Needless to say, such unapologetic patriots would not be welcome on the school board.

On tips from Wiggins and seaoh.

Chicago Maniac Who Set Woman on Fire Had 71 Prior Arrests

Bleeding heart liberals are right about one thing. Career criminals do not deserve all of the blame for the mayhem they inflict. Others are arguably more responsible. Consider the case of Lawrence Reed:

Federal prosecutors allege Reed intentionally used gasoline and a lighter to set a woman on fire aboard a [Chicago Transit Authority] Blue Line train at about 9:30 p.m. Monday.

U.S. District Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois Andrew Boutros said the woman was “minding her own business and reading her phone” while seated in the middle of the train car, when Reed approached her from the back of the car, doused her head and body with gasoline, and attempted to ignite the liquid.

Maybe he was inspired by his colleague Decarlos Brown, who slit Iryna Zarutska’s throat as she sat minding her own business on the Charlotte light rail. Moonbats might start a GoFundMe for Reed like they did for Brown.

The woman ran to the back of the car, as he ignited the rest of the liquid in the bottle and then used it to light her on fire, according to the complaint.

Footage allegedly showed Reed watching the woman, engulfed in flames, as she tried to put out the fire by rolling on the floor.

In Charlotte, the victim was the only Caucasian in that part of the car and the other passengers acted as if nothing were happening. What you don’t fix, stays broken:

Boutros said as the woman was rolling on the ground, desperately trying to put out the fire, no one came to her aid.

She is in critical condition with severe burns including to her face.

As in all of these cases, Reed has a long résumé. He had already been arrested 71 times in Cook County.

If someone lets a rattlesnake loose in a nursery, who is to blame when a baby gets bitten? Of course you take care that the snake will never bite again, but the moral responsibility belongs to the liberals who time and again unleash people like Reed at the public’s throat for warped ideological reasons. The judges and Soros-appointed DAs who let them loose need to be tried as accomplices to the crimes that inevitably follow.

But then, where do you draw the line? Surely everyone who votes for pro-criminal Democrats bears some of the guilt.

They are angling to get Reed off for setting the woman on fire with the insane insanity defense. This defense might also apply to liberal judges — and for that matter to Democrat voters.

On tips from seaoh and abcanc.

Jasmine Crockett Smashes Eggs on Her Own Face

Finally the never-ending dead pedophile story is providing some entertainment. Ultraleft congresscretin Jasmine Crockett earned herself more limelight by denouncing prominent Republicans past and present for taking money from Jeffrey Epstein, including current EPA Administrator and esteemed countermoonbat Lee Zeldin.

The conspiracy is even bigger than we knew! But wait:

What do you expect of a member of Congress who calls the sitting President of the United States a “piece of sh**“?

Rather than admit she had made a moronic mistake in her rush to smear more honorable people, Crockett managed to beclown herself even more:

Crockett (D-Texas) tried to defend herself Wednesday night in a CNN appearance after she was ripped for boldly implying that she’d found evidence linking the Long Island Republican and other prominent GOPers to the disgraced financier, who died in 2019.

“Listen, I never said that it was that Jeffrey Epstein,” Crockett told “The Source” host Kaitlin Collins after being given the chance to correct the record.

Maybe she knew all along that it was a different Jeffrey Epstein and was testing us to see if we knew.

The congresswoman elaborates:

“So my team, what they did is they Googled, and that is specifically why I said a Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans, I at least don’t go out and just tell lies,” she told Collins. “Because it was not the same one? That’s fine. But when Lee Zeldin had something to say, all he had to say was, it was a different Jeffrey Epstein. He admitted that he did receive donations from a Jeffrey Epstein. So, at least I wasn’t trying to mislead people … I literally had maybe 20 minutes before I had to do that debate.”

The many Jasmine Crockett fans among Democrats needn’t worry that the egg running down her face will impact her upcoming run for a Senate seat. Jasmine is protected from her own inadequacy by what GWB called “the soft bigotry of low expectations.”

On a tip from Jack D.

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On a tip from R F.

Black College Revealed to Be Criminal Enterprise

Even the most lucrative scams can only last for so long:

A historically black university whose president is under scrutiny for plagiarism allegations reported on by The Daily Wire is a “criminal enterprise to divert federal and state funds,” according to a federal lawsuit filed by the school’s former Vice Provost for Academic Affairs.

It is one of four similar lawsuits filed in the last few months against the University of Maryland Eastern Shore, its president Heidi Anderson, its provost Rondall Allen, and its diversity, equity, and inclusion czar Jason Casares, that all follow a similar pattern: A faculty member allegedly discovers wrongdoing at the university, and then is retaliated against by the university’s DEI office.

Claims from the suits paint a picture of a university with almost no academic standards, that admits 90% of applicants and looks the other way at cheating and truancy to avoid worsening its 17% on-time graduation rate and keep the federal student loan money flowing.

Ten percent of applicants were turned down? They must have been Caucasians.

It’s just one school, but it’s a start. When the entire higher education establishment has been acknowledged as a criminal enterprise, the cleanup can begin. The first steps will be to drastically curtail coercive government funding, to end government backing of student loans, and to terminate DEI so only legitimate students are enrolled.

On a tip from R F.

Lesbian Wife Hacking Bank Account From Orbit Was a Lie

Maladjusted women may enter lesbian parodies of holy matrimony to avoid the stress of relating to the opposite sex. However, getting along with the same sex can pose difficulties too:

In July 2019, Summer Heather Worden said that her estranged wife and NASA astronaut, Anne McClain, had guessed the password and illegally accessed her bank account while McClain was deployed to the International Space Station.

Worden has now pleaded guilty to lying to law enforcement:

[A]ccording to the U.S. Attorney’s Office Southern District of Texas, Worden had actually opened the account in April 2018. Both Worden and McClain had access to the account until January 2019 when Worden changed the credentials.

Investigators learned Worden had granted McClain access to her bank records around 2015, including her login credentials.

Sounds like both of the lovebirds are space cadets. But then, same sex “marriage” is not meant for those with both feet on the ground.

On a tip from Steve T.

Congressional Democrats Encourage Military and Deep State to Disobey Orders

Rendered desperate by the success of Trump’s policies, Democrats call upon the military and Deep State to engage in sedition:

Congressional Democrats are now encouraging members of the military and intelligence community to sabotage Trump from within.

Senators Elissa Slotkin of Michigan and Mark Kelly of Arizona, along with Representatives Chris DeLuzio of Pennsylvania, Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania, Maggie Goodlander of New Hampshire, and Jason Crow of Colorado, posted a video on Tuesday essentially ordering these professionals to betray Trump and implement a ‘soft coup,’ rendering him powerless to carry out his policies.

Soft or otherwise, a coup is a coup.

Senators and Congressmen take an oath of office to defend the Constitution — not to subvert it by deliberately paralyzing elected leadership. Leftist Democrats like the freakish Bat Boy lookalike Mark Kelly are enemies of the United States.

Being Democrats, they predictably accuse their opponents of doing exactly what they are doing — namely, undermining the Constitution — while wrapping themselves in an obscene mantle of faux patriotism:

Henceforth service personal will need to be equipped with a collection of law books so that they can confirm the legality of any order liberals might not like. Note that they do not specify what orders were supposedly illegal.

The intended effect is to sow division and throw a monkey wrench into the gears of government until they can regain control of it. If their hyperbolic rhetoric regarding the imaginary threat posed by Trump leads to further assassination attempts, so much the better from the Democrat viewpoint.

On a tip from abcanc.