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Dec 03 2019

Greta: Climate Crisis Is About “Colonial, Racist, and Patriarchal Systems of Oppression”

We heard it from former AOC puppeteer Saikat Chakrabarti. Now we have it from Saint Greta herself. Climate change isn’t about changing the way the climate fluctuates. It is about changing us. It is about using the weather as a pretext to impose totalitarian moonbattery.

From a recent public statement that lists Greta Thunberg as the first author:

[T]he climate crisis is not just about the environment. It is a crisis of human rights, of justice, and of political will. Colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression have created and fueled it. We need to dismantle them all.

Our history, economic system, family structure, and demographic makeup all have to go. Greta says so. Only a total transformation of human society entailing the eradication of liberty can perfect the weather.

Ignoring climate crapola is not an option:

Everyone must participate in “climate resistance.” If past attempts to coercively reengineer society into a leftist utopia are any guide, camps will be established for those who fail to take part with sufficient enthusiasm.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.

Nov 04 2019

How to Get Greta Back to Europe

World famous truant and climate militant Greta Thunberg is asking for suggestions on how she can get back across the Atlantic without contributing to harmless but politically incorrect CO2 emissions.

A big global warming circle jerk planned for Chile in December has been canceled due to political unrest. Via Breitbart:

The COP25 summit will now be held in Spain and she is pleading for public help to make the 6000-mile trip through carbon-free modes of transportation.

Greta tweets from Los Angeles:

Flying is out of the question. Air travel will be among the first things to be eradicated when envirocommies achieve sufficient control to impose a Green New Deal.

One carbon-neutral mode of transportation is the trebuchet. It might not work for such a long trip, but it wouldn’t warm the planet to try.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.

Oct 22 2019

What Is Really Happening in Sweden, Greta?

Despite the militant hysteria personified by Greta Thunberg, Sweden is not threatened by climate change. It does have its problems though — very serious problems.

Jellybean Gen brings us up to date on the real issues faced by the Canary in the Coalmine of Moonbattery, aka Sweden:

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

Sep 30 2019

Thunbergstruck

It isn’t only death metal performers who find musical inspiration in the Greta Thunberg spectacle. A little something for AC/DC fans:

On a tip from ScrewyPuppy.

Sep 29 2019

Greta at the UN: The Prequel

The Greta Thunberg spectacle at the United Nations was menacing but not very original. In 1992, the UN produced a remarkably similar performance by Severn Cullis-Suzuki, 12-year-old daughter of environmentalist David Suzuki.

Via Zero Hedge:

On a tip from R F.

Sep 26 2019

Go Home Greta

Jason Siler observes that righteously raging Greta Thunberg is mad at the wrong people and about the wrong things. She ought to take his advice and go home:

On a tip from MAS.

May 15 2020

CNN Tells Us That According to CNN Poll, We Believe CNN

This is on the level — to the extent that anything excreted by CNN is on the level:

As noted at Diogenes’ Middle Finger, “This is like someone being their own character witness.” If no one else will be your character witness, you have no choice.

Too bad they didn’t list Greta Thunberg in the poll. By telling us that we trust ChiCom virus information from the teenage climate warrior, maybe CNN could have made us stop guffawing at her inclusion on its panel of “experts.”

On a tip from Ellen O.

Apr 29 2020

COVID-19 Traps Hippies in Hellish Utopia

Finally, some good comes of the ChiCom virus. Hippies have been trapped in an Earth-friendly utopia they created down in Panama long enough that a few of them may be cured of their moonbattery.

Via Summit News:

The Tribal Gathering Festival, billed as “paradise on earth,” was supposed to end on March 15, but 40 western hippies remain trapped at the site because Panama announced a national emergency due to COVID-19 and placed them under quarantine.

Due to a travel ban, some could be marooned there another month.

A VICE documentary short about their plight shows attendees complaining about how they are “stuck in hell” as they struggle with bad weather and major sewage issues at the campsite. …

VICE reports that the festival was “designed to be a temporary paradise where people from western cities could learn from indigenous communities about how to rebalance society and live in symbiosis with the earth.”

Watch and laugh:

Too bad Al Gore, Greta Thunberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the rest of the Global Warming Brigade aren’t down there with them, enjoying a taste of what they want to impose on the rest of us.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

Feb 17 2020

Russian Pranksters Punk Bernie Sanders

Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, the same Russian pranksters who punked Adam Schiff and Maxine Waters, have now owned Bernie Sanders. A confederate passed herself off to Sanders as Greta Thunberg, as Stolyarov played her father.

After Sanders pressed the impostor Greta to officially endorse his presidential candidacy, she proposed doing a rap song together with Billie Eilish and Kanye West to promote him. Bernie said that would be “terrific” and “wonderful.”

The faux Greta asked him for advice on a forthcoming visit to Russia. Ironically, he warned her not to let the Russians use her, despite having expressed eagerness to exploit her himself.

Finally she pushed it so far that Bernie caught on:

“In the Soviet Union in 1988, after you were recruited you were programmed to work for Russia and your memory was erased so the CIA wouldn’t track you down,” she said.

“This is what you believe?” Sanders responded.

“Yes, you became a sleeper agent of the KGB. Now it’s time to wake up and fulfill your mission, become president of the United States, build communism in the United States and work for Russia!” the pranksters said.

Sanders then hung up the phone.

Maybe they struck a nerve:

On tips from Rapinhoe and Mr. Freemarket.

Jan 28 2020

Profiles in Propaganda: David Attenborough

Pretentious BBC blowhard David Attenborough’s tear-jerking truth-twisting does not stop with convincing the gullible that global warming makes walruses jump off cliffs. We are also asked to weep for the flourishing man-eating polar bears:

Unfortunately, despite Attenborough’s despicable attempts to yank on heartstrings, the population of dangerous polar bears is not falling.

The actual victims here are children young enough to take this crap seriously; ecoanxiety can be a serious psychiatric disorder, as Greta Thunberg demonstrates.

On a tip from Jack S.

Jan 23 2020

Polar Bears Are in Decline, but Only as an Icon

The polar bear is in decline — not as a species, but as an icon. Leftists have used them as a propaganda tool by convincing people that these ferocious beasts, which actually hunt down humans to eat them, are cuddly and adorable, and that global warming caused by insufficiently restricted human activity will cause them to perish by melting arctic ice. However, the lies employed to sanctify polar bears as victims are coming unraveled.

Via CFACT:

In May of 2008 the US Fish and Wildlife Service listed the polar bear as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act, predicting that polar bear populations would decline by two thirds as the sea ice they rely on for hunting continued to shrink. This conclusion was not based on numbers observed but were put on the list by mathematical models woven from thin air. The actual numbers observed during these years showed the opposite to be true.

That is, where sea ice has retreated, this has not had an adverse effect on polar bears.

The real facts of the matter are that polar bear populations are increasing and that the regions with the greatest ice loss are thriving. Susan Crockford, considered to be among the world’s leading experts on this species, reports from a recent study, that the current population of between 22,000 and 31,000 is the highest it has been in the past 50 years.

The liberal establishment was so enraged by Susan Crockford’s findings regarding polar bears that it purged her from the University of Victoria.

Not only are polar bears flourishing, they are flourishing more where there is less ice.

The Chukchi Sea has lost twice as much ice as the Beaufort Sea in recent decades of slight warming. While researchers supported by the global warming alarmists had expected to find that the polar bears in the Chukchi Sea would have suffered as a result, they found the opposite to be true. The females in the Chukchi Sea were on average 70 pounds heavier and the males 110 pounds heavier than those in the Beaufort Sea.

Chukchi Sea polar bears have also been producing larger litters with heavier babies.

It appears that like virtually every other lifeform on the planet, including humans, polar bears benefit from warmer weather.

Deplatforming scientists like Dr Crockford will not keep reality hidden from the public indefinitely. As an icon of the global warming hoax, the polar bear has no future. Fortunately for moonbats, they can exploit Greta Thunberg as a replacement.

On a tip from Stormfax.

Jan 22 2020

Prince Chucklehead Comes by Private Jet to Bark About CO2

You would think even moonbats could see a problem with this:

Prince Charles today flew into Davos by private jet before meeting Greta Thunberg and giving a speech to call climate change the ‘greatest threat mankind has ever faced’ and warning there is only ten years to save the planet.

By now we are so used to monstrous hypocrisy by the woke royalty of both Britain and Hollyweird that we barely remark on it, but we should never forget how staggeringly absurd it is that progressives would deny us air travel as under the Green New Deal, yet they fly around the world to climate circle jerks on private jets spewing more carbon dioxide than an average person would generate in many years. According to their ideology, climate change is caused by these very carbon emissions.

On a tip from Frances J.

Jan 13 2020

Enviromoonbattery Is Harmful to Children

Despite their unhinged fanaticism, authoritarian politics, and antihuman outlook, militant advocates of the global warming hoax may seem as harmless as the carbon emissions they denounce. However, their tactics are not good for kids.

Ecoanxiety is real even if anthropogenic climate change isn’t. Among adults, countermoonbats dismiss leftist global warming rhetoric as malevolent malarkey. Moonbats employ doublethink to believe in it even while knowing that it isn’t true; that’s why liberals do not move away from the coasts and seek safety in colder parts of the country, as they surely would do if they took their own balderdash seriously. In contrast, children often accept hysterical prognostications of doom at face value. Psychiatric drugs are prescribed to treat the resulting anxiety.

Leftists know they cannot make a utopian omelet without breaking a few underaged eggs. Prominent among the eggs they are cracking is Greta Thunberg, a teenager with multiple diagnosed psychiatric ailments who has been exploited as a human shield to defend hardcore envirofascism from criticism.

Last week, Fakebook accidently allowed the public to see who is actually posting under famous accounts. This resulted in the following revelation:

[S]ome 3 million followers of teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg have been reading posts written by her father, Svante Thunberg, and a climate activist in India who serves as a delegate at the UN’s Climate Change organization, Adarsh Prathap. Thunberg, Inc. claims Greta is still the one writing the content.

Tony Heller of Real Climate Science pulls back the curtain on what cynical and callous envirofascists do to kids:

On tips from ABC of the ANC, KirklesWorth, and R F.

Jan 04 2020

Pranksters Hilariously Punk Maxine Waters

Just how dumb is prominent Democrat corruptocrat Maxine Waters, Chairmoonbat of the House Financial Services Committee? The depths of her stupidity may never be plumbed. This gives an idea though:

YouTubers Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the names Vovan and Lexus, recently called Waters’s office and, with the help of a female colleague, pretended to be teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg, TIME‘s “Person of the Year” for 2019, and her father, claiming to have a taped confession from Trump admitting to the exact charges in House Democrats’ articles of impeachment which passed in late December.

The comic potential was limitless. It did not go unexploited, as Auntie Maxine was led to make a statement to an imaginary climate conference on behalf of the environment of the imaginary island Chon-Go Chango.

She expressed eagerness to meet with the phony Greta, who claimed that Trump had made her cry and that she had a recording of their conversation.

Worse yet, it looks like the same guys had duped Waters previously:

In February 2017, Vovan and Lexus posted a video where Vovan posed as the Prime Minister of Ukraine and discussed Russian sanctions with a woman who they identify as Waters.

Waters’ office has not responded to requests for comment from Breitbart and Fox News.

Mad Maxine can console herself that she isn’t alone. Vovan and Lexus tricked Adam Schiff into a state of unseemly excitement by pretending to have nude photos of Donald Trump.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.

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