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Category: Global Warming

Aug 08 2022

Global Warming Is Racist

The beauty of modern liberal ideology is that everything in the universe fits into its core principle that blacks are oppressed. All bad things are aspects of black oppression — even global warming:

A letter from New York City Department of health officials warned medical workers…

…that extreme heat “is the deadliest type of extreme weather” and that black people are twice as likely to die from heat stroke as white people in the Big Apple.

“Cold weather is 20 times as deadly as hot weather” admit even the libs at USA Today. But that only applies to the real world, not the realm of pure moonbattery inhabited by the kooks running NYC.

“Structural racism and the resulting social and economic inequities” are the reasons that heat affects blacks more than whites, according to ideologically deranged Health Department bureaurats.

Historically redlined neighborhoods across the country that are currently home to a large black population can be 13 degrees hotter than majority of white neighborhoods, a 2020 study found.

The Experts are expert at proving whatever needs to be proven. That’s how government funding is acquired.

Since the natural fluctuation of the climate that leftists have exploited to justify wasteful spending and increase their power affects sacred blacks worse than the less worthy white race, it would be racist not to grant Democrats the total control required to take charge of the planet’s thermostat.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Aug 07 2022

Lib Media Blames White House Lightning on Global Warming

After a massive six-stroke flash of lightning struck near the White House, I joked that liberals would blame it on “climate change.” Turns out it was not a joke but an accurate prediction.

Roto-Reuters “reports,” presumably with a straight face:

Scientists say that climate change is increasing the likelihood of lightning strikes across the United States, after lightning struck at a square near the White House, leaving three people dead and one other in critical condition.

The implication is that the unfortunate victims would still be alive and healthy if only taxes were high enough and our standard of living low enough.

All things must be shoehorned into progressives’ cramped little ideology. Lightning is not racist or homophobic; therefore, it must be caused by climate change — i.e., by our failure to submit to the hand-to-mouth totalitarian misery leftists dream of inflicting in the name of the weather.

On tips from Wiggins, Mr. Freemarket, and CovfefeMe.

Aug 05 2022

Open Thread

Global warming hysterics generally have limited scientific knowledge, and of geology and meteorology in particular. Their belief is not science; it's more akin to religion. The main epicenter of hysteria is not the scientific community but seems to be Hollywood. - Doug Casey

Jul 31 2022

Globalists Attack Farming in Name of Climate

With leftists, the issue is never the issue; the issue is always power. When the Liberal World Order proclaims that it must seize control of the food supply in name of the green ideology, we are headed for a Holodomor level of tyranny.

Sri Lanka pushed back hard enough to overthrow its government. Resistance in Holland continues. But the globalist Left has absolute power nearly in its grasp. It is not going to let up now.

Canada and now Ireland are following closely behind Dutch globalist Mark Rutte:

Farmers in Ireland may soon be forced to make potentially damaging changes to their businesses as climate alarmist ministers within Ireland’s government look set to cut the sector’s emissions by around 28 per cent.

Unlike carbon emissions, such cuts are not harmless. Many cattle will need to be slaughtered, never to be replaced; a high percentage of farmers will be put out of business.

Only a mental defective would believe this will improve the weather. The purpose is to make us hungry, because the hungrier we are, the more powerful our rulers will be when they control the food — which for us little people is likely to consist largely of insects.

John Daniel Davidson shines a light on where the enviroleftist attack on farming is heading:

Private farms and independent farmers will be a thing of the past, supplanted by global bodies making decisions about how much and what kinds of food are produced. The private sector and the independent farmers will have no place in the future that the UN and the WEF are planning.

That’s why they are pushing back in Holland, the world’s second largest food exporter. Pray that it is enough — and that there is as much pushback when Democrats inflict similar policies on the USA. The insolently named Inflation Reduction Act spending blowout — which is the largest climate bill in this country yet — is an indication that we are nearly there:

The bill is a tax-and-spend cornucopia of some $369 billion for wind, solar, geothermal, battery, and other industries over the next decade, along with generous subsidies for electric vehicles…

Senate Democrats say the bill will allow the U.S. to cut greenhouse emissions by 40 percent below 2005 levels by 2030 — matching up nicely with the UN’s “Agenda 2030.”

Understand that the Senate bill isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. Climate activists and ideologues are working at the highest levels to transform not just the global food supply, but the nature of private property and property rights, all in the name of saving the planet. What Rutte and his government are doing to Dutch farmers, Schumer and Biden are planning to do to American farmers and American industries.

We are running out of time to fight them with full bellies. Step #1 is to acknowledge that the global warming hoax is a malevolent lie, the purpose of which is to destroy our standard of living and enslave us.

On tips from Blackjack and ABC of the ANC.

Jul 20 2022

Climate Lunatics Conspire to Divert Sun’s Rays

The earth’s climate has changed continuously for 4.5 billion years. This is not a problem. In contrast, overbearing maniacs of the World Economic Forum stripe who believe that the climate is a problem are a very serious problem:

If only James Bond or Austin Powers or somebody could put a stop to these schemes before moonbats manage to kill off life on earth in the name of an imaginary crisis.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble and KirklesWorth.

Jul 15 2022

Floating Tutu to Save Boston From Global Warming

Moonbats create fanciful problems. They address them with fanciful solutions. Some want to rescue Boston from the imaginary global warming crisis with a “floating tutu.”

Contrary to the prognostications of their prophet Al Gore, the ice caps are not melting nor are the seas rising appreciably. Yet moonbats manage to believe that coastal cities will soon be submerged. So the Experts have proposed littering Boston’s shoreline with miniature offshore swamps.

From the Boston Globe:

The “Emerald Tutu” is a proposed system of floating vegetation mats that, when interconnected, could protect Boston’s shoreline from rising sea levels and coastal flooding. The tutu could also serve as a cosmetic attraction to Boston Harbor.

At least it might be less of an eyesore than nearly as useless offshore windfarms.

“In the long term, I want to see thousands and thousands of these units deployed in the harbor and buffering the shoreline like a giant sponge from the intense climate-driven storms that are inevitably coming our way,” said Gabriel Cira, a Massachusetts licensed architect and project lead for the tutu.

Someone needs to get word to Joe Biden that climate catastrophe is coming “inevitably” no matter what we do. Then he might bring down prices by allowing us to access our own oil, which unlike Saudi oil causes climate change according to Democrat doctrine.

Each individual unit of the tutu has a distinctive circular shape and is roughly seven feet in diameter, with marsh grasses decorating the floating tops and aquatic plants and seaweed attached to the submerged portion.

For maximum political correctness, they should be decorated with Black Lives Matter and LGBT pride flags.

The units are made of biodegradable materials including recycled wood, burlap canvas, and coconut fiber.

Because of course they are. In climate-compliant utopia, everything in our huts will be made of recycled garbage held together with coconut fiber.

Let’s hope the floating tutu costs taxpayers less than the $350,000 apiece electrification of Boston school buses, which was intended to prevent climate change and paid for with federal Covid funds.

The team is working to incorporate “climate justice” into the project’s plans, looking to earn support in communities where the issue of coastal flooding is most pressing.

As the World Economic Forum has informed us, global warming is more harmful for communities higher up on the Cultural Marxist pyramid of favor.

According to Cira, enabling climate justice in East Boston has been a goal for the tutu.

Whenever you see a modifier before the word “justice,” you know that the issue is not the issue; the issue is moonbattery for the sake of moonbattery.

On a tip from Jack D.

Jul 14 2022

Dead Arctic Parrot

According to global warming prophecy, the arctic should have been ice-free years ago as a result of our insufficient eagerness to accept tyranny and a hand-to-mouth existence in obeisance to the Cult of Climate Change. Yet as Tony Heller documents below, arctic ice is doing fine.

That doesn’t matter though, because liberals control the media. They will stick with their story that the arctic is melting as doggedly as the pet shop owner insists that the dead parrot is still alive in the famous Monty Python skit:

As Biden’s War on Energy drives up the price of the parrot, ever fewer people will be willing to believe that the bird is still living — despite the media’s determination to gaslight us.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Jul 13 2022

World Economic Forum: Climate Change Is Racist

More wisdom has been bestowed upon us by our globalist masters. Now we learn that it would be racist not to give up our freedom and standard of living so that our rulers can control the weather, because global warming is worse for sacred blacks.

From the World Economic Forum:

Black communities in the United States will see the flood risk in their neighbourhoods climb at least 20% over the next 30 years, experts are predicting.

The ancient Greeks had the Oracle of Delphi. We have to settle for the Experts.

Led by the University of Bristol in the UK, the study, published in the journal Nature, looks at how flooding will impact different communities unequally.

Only reliance on government funding can explain why scientists goof around trying to prove that theoretical flooding caused by an imaginary climate crisis is racist, instead of doing serious research.

The Experts admit that currently,

it’s impoverished white communities who are most at risk from flooding in low-lying areas at risk from heavy rainfall, the study finds.

No biggie, right? Nobody cares what happens to impoverished whites. They are deplorable. But wait:

[R]ising sea levels are predicted to push storm surges and high tides further inland. This means that, over the next 30 years, the flood risk burden “falls disproportionately on communities with large African American populations on the Atlantic and Gulf coasts,” the scientists warn.

That settles it. We must cause total economic collapse by banning fossil fuels at once. Only the most gullible believe this would have any perceptible impact on the weather, much less flooding, but at least we will know that we meant well.

By the way, it isn’t only flooding that is racist:

For example, the risk of wildfires is 50% higher for Black, Hispanic and Native American communities in the US, according to a study in the journal PLOS ONE. Air pollution also causes three times more deaths for Black Americans.

If acts of God like flooding and wildfires are racist, then God must be racist. That’s why we should worship the Experts instead.

The Experts offer solutions:

Climate and environmental risks make up five of the top 10 risks in the World Economic Forum’s new Global Risks Report 2022. Its Climate Justice Challenge aims to advance environmental and socio-economic solutions for communities most impacted by climate change.

Race-based socialism sounds good to some, or Democrats wouldn’t keep getting elected. If wealth redistribution doesn’t perfect the weather at first, we’ll just have to double down and redistribute more.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jun 26 2022

Global Warming Worse Everywhere Than Everywhere Else

We have not abandoned our standard of living and turned over our wealth to our moonbat rulers with sufficient alacrity. Consequently, global warming has gotten so bad that it is even worse everywhere than it is everywhere else:

Normally a picture is worth a thousand words. This picture is worth one: hoax.

Compliments of Henry.

Jun 25 2022

Let Them Eat Crickets

Food is offensive to the climate, they say. So they want us to eat other things instead, like larvae, weeds, synthetic pseudofood, plastic trash, lentils, grass — and also crickets:

Canada is now home to the world’s largest cricket farm…

The massive facility run by Aspire, which the CBC describes as “a global industry leader in the production of edible insects,” will generate 9,000 metric tons of crickets that can be consumed by humans and pets, Canadian Manufacturing reported. …

Just 60 employees will work at the massive facility, which is mostly operated through artificial intelligence.

There may be no jobs in the future, but at least we won’t go hungry. Our robot overlords will feed us insects.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jun 13 2022

Gaudy Pollution Raises Awareness in Canada

Just when it seemed the moonbats running Canada could not get any crazier, they pollute the air in Toronto so as to raise awareness about pollutants and other emissions that may or may not have a measurable effect on the climate:

The rainbow colors may suggest that even homosexuality needs to be taxed in the name of global warming.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

Jun 13 2022

New Zealand Plans to Tax Flatulence

There is nothing insatiably greedy moonbats won’t tax — not even flatulence:

New Zealand has revealed plans to tax burps and farts from livestock in an attempt to reduce its emissions of methane gas.

New Zealand is well known for sheep.

The nation is a major exporter of meat and dairy products: roughly 5 million people live in New Zealand compared to 10 million cattle and 26 million sheep.

Whether those who voted for Covid tyrant Jacinda Ardern’s leftist Labour Party are double counted as both people and sheep is unclear.

New Zealand would be the first nation to tax belching and flatulence.

Not exactly something to build a national identity upon.

Andrew Hoggard, a dairy farmer and the national president of Federated Farmers of New Zealand, said he largely approves of the plan in a statement provided to the BBC.

Enthuses Hoggard, “[L]ike all of these types of agreements with many parties involved, there’s always going to be a couple of dead rats you have to swallow.”

Presumably taxing burps and farts will reduce them by forcing farmers to kill off their livestock. If this exacerbates impending food shortages badly enough, it may even help kill off some carbon-emitting humans.

Leftists haven’t yet taxed the flatulence emitted from their own mouths as they pretend that the weather is a problem and that they can control it by confiscating other people’s money. That might raise some real revenue.

On a tip from R F.

Jun 10 2022

EU Mandates Coal-Powered Moonbatmobiles

As of 2035, Europeans will no longer be able to buy proper automobiles, but instead will be forced into inefficient moonbatmobiles, if they can afford them:

The European Parliament on Wednesday threw its weight behind a proposed ban on selling new cars with combustion engines in 2035, seeking to step up the fight against climate change through the faster development of electric vehicles.

It is unclear whether any adult actually believes that electric vehicles will stop the climate from fluctuating.

The European Union assembly voted in Strasbourg, France, to require automakers to cut carbon-dioxide emissions by 100% by the middle of the next decade.

Carbon dioxide allows plants to grow. Whether it has any significant effect on the temperature is in dispute. Whether there is anything wrong with the weather anyway is still more doubtful.

Conventional vehicles are also banned in California as of 2035, by executive order of the odious Gavin Newsom. Because fossil fuels are bad.

Meanwhile, the golf carts they want to force us to drive around in continue to be powered by coal:

Kooky liberal-approved energy sources will never suffice to keep cars on the road. The supposed war on fossil fuels is actually a war on transportation. People who can go wherever they want are almost as big a threat to Big Government as people who can say whatever they want.

On tips from Wiggins and Bluto.

Jun 09 2022

Now Meat Causes Depression

Our moonbat rulers have decided that we little people should refrain from eating meat, which has always been a part of the normal human diet, as you can confirm by looking at your teeth. As with air travel, letting just anyone eat meat would make it be too warm outside, according to their ideology. They are preparing us for the coming restrictions on meat by demonizing it, much as they have done with firearms. Now the Experts tell us that meat causes depression:

Researchers from Girona Biomedical Research Institute (IDIBGI) and Pompeu Fabra University (UPF) in Barcelona, Spain, have discovered the role of an amino acid in depression in humans, mice, and flies. It is proline, an amino acid found in a broad range of foods such as gelatin, grass-fed beef, and wild-caught fish. The findings, published in the scientific journal Cell Metabolism, also link a proline-rich diet to an increased risk of developing depression.

Chalk up another reason why we should eat lentils, grass, bugs, larvae, weeds, synthetic pseudofood, and plastic trash instead of food.

Imagine a scientist trying to get government funding after doing a study finding that a normal human diet is good for you.

On a tip from Zachary B.

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