To get an idea of how much of a farce moonbattery is making of “higher” education, consider that Greta Thunberg, child prophet of the climate cult, was awarded a doctoral degree in theology from the University of Helsinki. She has now topped this with an even more notable academic achievement. Despite frequently playing hooky in the name of the climate, she has finally graduated from high school:

“Today, I graduate from school, which means I’ll no longer be able to school strike for the climate. This is then the last school strike for me,” Thunberg said in a post on social media.

A sad day for the climate. No doubt we will experience increased warming as a result.

On a tip from Lyle.

Don’t take my word for it that global warming has advanced from a political ideology to a religion. The University of Helsinki has confirmed it by conferring an honorary degree on the perpetual child prophet of climate chaos Greta Thunberg — not in meteorology, about which she seems to know nothing, or even in political science, but in theology:

Liberals used to screech about the sacred separation of church and state, but not so much now that the Biden Regime is bankrupting the country by looting it on behalf of Greta’s religion.

Because it is a religion, the global warming hoax is based on faith rather than reason. This is why factual information of the sort Tony Heller provides bounces uselessly off moonbats:

On tips from Mr. Freemarket and Occam’s Stubble.

The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution — that is, the attainment of absolute power by leftists. The mild, unavoidable climate fluctuation that liberals shriek is a threat to life on earth is not the problem. The problem is that they can dupe the gullible into believing they can control the weather if only given enough power. They want us to abandon the economic freedom that has pulled hundreds of millions out of poverty in favor of a centrally controlled economy of the type that collapsed in the Soviet Union. Climate cult oracle Greta Thunberg confirmed it Sunday night at London’s Royal Festival Hall:

There is no “back to normal”, she told us. “Normal” was the “system” which gave us the climate crisis, a system of “colonialism, imperialism, oppression, genocide”, of “racist, oppressive extractionism”. Climate justice is part of all justice; you can’t have one without the others.

True enough; moonbattery is a package deal. You have to buy the whole thing, not just climate hysteria but neo-Marxism, antiwhite race hate, sexual depravity, transsexualized children, abortion, et cetera, all adding up to globalist, omnipresent, omnipotent government run by depraved maniacs who hate you. Either buy the whole package or fight it with every breath while you still can.

According to Saint Greta,

COP [Conference of the Parties, a series of Liberal World Order climate conferences] itself is little more than a “scam” which facilitates “greenwashing, lying and cheating”. Only overthrow of “the whole capitalist system” will suffice.

The logic is simple. Freedom allows for economic growth. Economic growth makes it be too hot outside. Therefore…

It is hardly surprising that Greta thinks this way given how closely tied environmental activism has become with the more experimental end of the modern Left. … [L]ike the bulk of her generation, she has lost any faith in the gradualist, establishment Left’s power to change things.

For decades, we have been calling environmentalists watermelons: green on the outside, red on the inside. Greta confirms that enviromoonbattery is just a marketing campaign for revolutionary communism.

She isn’t the first to confirm it. As noted at Summit News:

In 2019, Stuart Basden revealed the true goals of the far-left environmentalist action group in a lengthy article posted on Medium.

Basden asserted that whatever climate problems exist can’t be fixed and that the movement should instead be focused on tearing down the entire system of western capitalism (China, the world’s biggest polluter, isn’t mentioned once).

China is ignored because Basden is more interested in destroying Western civilization than in any quixotic quest to control the weather by limiting pollution.

He claimed that “European civilisation” is to blame for spreading “cruelty” and “violence” throughout the globe for the last 600 years and bringing “torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth.”

Basden then cited numerous “delusions” which are to blame for this situation, including “white supremacy,” “patriarchy” and “class hierarchy” (a strange one given that most Extinction Rebellion protesters are upper middle class snobs who do little but inconvenience and harm the working class).

The agenda has as much to do with the sexual perversion that is so precious to leftists as it does with the climate.

“The delusions of hetero-sexism/heteronormativity propagate the idea that heterosexuality is ‘normal’ and that other expressions of sexuality are deviant,” writes Basden.

The global warming hoax is a Trojan horse filled with a demonic swarm of everything leftists in their malice want to inflict on the world for the sake of their power trip.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

It’s hard not to laugh at Naomi Osaka, the moonbat tennis player who withdrew from the French Open because talking to reporters makes her anxious and depressed. However, Naomi is only one snowflake in a blizzard. Wall-to-wall liberal propaganda has spawned an entire generation of neurotic wrecks.

Esteemed countermoonbat Alan Jones of Sky News connects the dots between Osaka’s emotional debility and global warming oracle Greta Thunberg, who has been exploited as a mouthpiece for ill-informed rubbish — validated and reinforced by the liberal establishment — that is likely to instill in the impressionable an enfeebling sense of hopelessness and doom:

Lending support to the apocalyptic fantasies spewed by climate kooks like Greta Thunberg is a crime against the mental stability of anyone gullible enough to believe them.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

As Climate Czar, treasonous CO2-spewing mask hypocrite John Kerry is the Biden Regime’s main moonbat when it comes to exploiting the global warming hoax to inflict the Great Reset. Here’s how seriously someone who apparently believes in the hoax takes his duckspeak:

Great dig. However, Hanoi John Kerry gets the last laugh. At least he doesn’t actually believe the world is doomed unless Big Government controls the weather by inflicting leftist tyranny. He’s just in it for the tyranny.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.

Greta Thunberg, primary oracle of the Church of Enviromoonbattery, can provide wisdom on any topic, including parenting. In the video below, a moonbat requests advice regarding the affective disorder she has induced in her daughter through leftist brainwashing. Saint Greta’s solution: take climate action!

Note that Greta first emphasizes collective action. Imposing oligarchical collectivist tyranny is the objective of the global warming hoax. One reason Greta is top moonbat when it comes to global warming is that she keeps her eyes on the prize.

Scarier even than Greta the teenage totalitarian is that the woman supplicating her for guidance has the power to ruin the lives not only of her children. As a member of Congress, Katie Porter (D-CA) can inflict her gloomy delusions on all of us on a coercive basis.

The Democratic Party has weaponized insanity.

On tips from Henry and Varla.

One of the most prominent voices on the Left is a child. When not reading from a script, holy prophet of climate totalitarianism Greta Thunberg is barely more eloquent than Joe Biden:

She’s a little kid, what do you expect? If what they have been doing with Biden is elder abuse, this must be child abuse.

Everything leftists present to us is a sham.

On a tip from FrancesJohn. Hat tip: Independent Sentinel.

Hats off to Greta Thunberg for helping to make it obvious that with leftists, the issue is never the issue; the issue is always evil.

When climate warriors like Greta demand we stop using fossil fuels in the name of their ideology, only the dimmest of them fail to understand that millions would starve in the resulting economic collapse. That’s fine with them. Some of these people are so wicked, they effectively advocate torturing, maiming, and murdering children as their parents watch because “colonialism”:

Even some fellow climate kooks have had enough:

Thunberg has come under fire for her pro-Palestine stance by Jewish groups, as the German branch of climate movement Fridays for Future also distanced itself from her.

Ms Thunberg, wearing a Palestinian black and white scarf, had urged ‘ceasefire now’ at a climate protest in Amsterdam on Sunday before a man grabbed her microphone and said: ‘I’ve come for a climate demonstration, not a political view.’

As if climate demonstrations were less than 100% political.

The 20-year-old eco-protester had accused ‘the people in power of not listening’ to the ‘voices of those who are being oppressed’ in the Gaza Strip during her speech in front of tens of thousands of climate demonstrators.

“No climate justice on occupied land,” chanted Greta.

Here’s what liberal demigoddess Greta stands with against civilization:

You likely recall one of the first images on October 7 that went viral, an Israeli woman bleeding in the rear end led into a vehicle by terrorist savages.

Video of the scene was posted here back on October 9. This went unnoticed:

The woman’s achilles tendon was cleanly lacerated so she couldn’t run.

Her name is Naama Levi. Pray for her, and that she is returned alive, and the people who did that to her receive even worse judgment.

Also pray that we get the better of the leftists who have rendered us vulnerable to opportunistic infections like Islam, so that more women don’t share her fate as malevolent freaks like Greta Thunberg shriek pro-Hamas slogans.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Transsexuals are by definition psychotic. Rather than being affirmed in their delusions, psychotic people used to be institutionalized, because they are often violent. Transsexuals are no exception.

The list of transsexuals associated with acts of violence includes Maya McKinney, Snochia Moseley, Anderson Lee Aldrich, Audrey Hale, Moses Lopez, William Whitworth, Shanu Varma, a guy calling himself Lara, Zion William Teasley, Jason Michael Hann, Cali Anderson, Dana Rivers, and Vivian Ginger-Rain Shemansky. Add to the list Linnea Pugmire, who was arrested Tuesday for assaulting and spitting on David Young, the Mayor of Orem, Utah:

Pugmire, 31, now faces multiple charges including two third-degree felony counts of threatening elected officials and one count of assault, among other charges.

The assault was evidently motivated by Young objecting to hit pieces written by Pugmire’s mother Genelle Pugmire, a local journalist, that he describes as “extremely off the rails.”

Looks like Linnea is a fan of Greta Thunberg:

Video shared with FOX 13 News by witnesses captured the entire incident in which Pugmire is heard saying, “How dare you” multiple times.

See if you can guess the actual gender of Linnea, who demands to be referred to with “they/them” pronouns and who has undergone sex change surgery:

The dynamics are reflective of society at large, with a journalist unleashing a sociopathic Frankenstein monster on normal people.

Mayor Young can count himself lucky that he survived the encounter without serious injury. The mental health crisis that the liberal establishment has gone out of its way to exacerbate puts all of us at risk.

On a tip from Barry A.

There is bad news and good for Democrats. First the bad — the climate crisis is kaput:

A coalition of more than 1,600 scientists released a declaration this week entitled “There is No Climate Emergency,” denouncing politically-driven narratives about “imminent” climate crises.

The World Climate Declaration (WCD)—now known as CLINTEL, is a global climate intelligence group dedicated to fostering an approach to climate change grounded in science. For the statement, CLINTEL brought together a diverse group of scientists from all over the world to combat erroneous popular opinions.

Leftists like Joe Biden have fostered and exploited these erroneous opinions to justify repressive regulations and $trillions in wasteful spending. CLINTEL calls for countering this misinformation with climate research that gives “significantly more emphasis to empirical science.”

The signers note that as even young children used to be aware, the climate has always fluctuated. Lately, the “world has warmed significantly less” than claimed by the United Nations and climate cultists like Greta Thunberg.

Contesting the notion that CO2, which is “essential to all life on Earth”, is a negative effect of climate change, the statement added: “More CO2 is beneficial for nature, greening the Earth: additional CO2 in the air has promoted growth in global plant biomass. It is also good for agriculture, increasing the yields of crops worldwide.”

Furthermore, scientists who collaborated on the CLINTEL project said “there is no statistical evidence” to prove “global warming is intensifying hurricanes, floods, droughts and suchlike natural disasters, or making them more frequent.”

No wonder jet set Climate Czar John Kerry is so desperate to stop countermoonbats from laughing at his cult that he accuses them of being the cult. Serious people are done taking Al Gore’s self-serving “crisis” seriously.

Now for the good news for moonbats; there is a crisis far more serious than the climate continuing to fluctuate the way it always has: time depletion.

Time is a nonrenewable resource, and the most precious one we have. It is running out.

Do you think you can hide your head in the sand and deny this crisis? Wrong. Time depletion makes you older with every passing day. Eventually, it will kill you. After that, it will kill the entire human race along with all other life on earth, because even the life-giving Sun is running out of time.

Only all-powerful government can address a crisis on this scale. Not even Democrat bureaucrats can stop the passage of time. But they can slow it.

Everyone knows that time flies when you’re having fun. The first task of our rulers must be to slow time by abolishing enjoyment. Steps have already been taken in this direction through the leftist takeover of the entertainment industry, for example by reducing Hollywood output to tedious rubbish, but time continues to pass too quickly. Coercive government intervention is required on a totalitarian basis.

On tips from MrRightWingDave and seaoh.

No one will ever top the hypocrisy of Climate Czar John Kerry taking a private jet to Iceland to receive an award for advancing the global warming hoax. But New Zealand’s Greta Thunberg knockoff Izzy Cook deserves dishonorable mention:

A teen eco-warrior is going viral for a live radio interview in which she ripped people flying to vacation hotspots like Fiji — before admitting she’d just got back from that exact trip with her family.

Izzy Cook, 16, left NewstalkZB host Heather du Plessis-Allan laughing hysterically with her admission Friday while discussing the Greta Thunberg-inspired School Strike 4 Climate she is leading in Wellington, New Zealand.

During the chat, the teen environmentalists pushed a plan for people to have to apply to take gas-guzzling flights and only for approved events.

Izzy nixed flights to Fiji for the little people. But such flights are acceptable for important climate crusaders like herself.

The media tells us that climate change caused the hurricane in Florida, since there never used to be bad hurricanes. Izzy might have set off Ian with her trip to Fiji. Floridians should consider a class action lawsuit.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble, Jester, and Wiggins.

It started with them demanding tolerance for what they did in the privacy of their own bedrooms. Within a few years, they had subverted the concept of holy matrimony. Still they advance. The current state of affairs features a gay priest named Lars Gårdfeldt refusing to perform marriage ceremonies for heterosexual couples.

Via Summit News:

Gårdfeldt announced that he would refuse to marry straight couples in protest against a rule within the Church of Sweden that allows newly ordained priests to refuse to marry same-sex couples.

It isn’t enough to undermine marriage. They want to force actual Christians to make a blasphemous mockery of their own faith, knowing that the Bible forbids homosexuality in no uncertain terms.

Barks Gårdfeldt:

“We should not recruit new anti-gay priests. We should not ordain new priests who pass on the idea that homosexuals are inferior people.”

The sophistry would only work on an idiot, yet it seems to win every argument for LGBT militants. They equate their behavior with their identity, so that if you disapprove of their appalling activities, you “hate” them, and are therefore a bad person.

A priest who was primarily interested in Christianity rather than sexual deviancy would be familiar with the concept of hating the sin while loving the sinner.

Press Secretary of the Diocese of Gothenburg Torgny Lindén offered the spirited defense of Christianity we have come to expect from the establishment. Actual quote:

“We have no opinion on this.”

If they did have a positive opinion regarding the sanctity of their own ostensible beliefs, they would have kicked out Gårdfeldt long ago:

Gårdfeldt married his now transgender partner in Canada in 2006, before gay marriage was allowed in Swedish churches. He said he also performed gay marriage ceremonies for years before it was permitted by the Church.

Instead, they let him subvert their church from within, too terrified of being denounced as politically incorrect to stand up for their own beliefs. This is how leftists infiltrate, corrupt, and subjugate institutions.

The Church of Sweden has degenerated to the point of declaring itself to be “trans” and unhinged enviro-demagogue Greta Thunberg to be “Jesus’s Successor.” Actual Christians are advised to steer clear of this church and any other that has succumbed to a different religion — namely, moonbattery.

On a tip from Franco.

As the social engineers erase our heritage and replace it with their Cultural Marxist narrative, the giants of American history will be replaced by relatively insignificant people we never heard of before.

Regardless of what you think of the Confederacy, no reasonable person can deny that Robert E. Lee was a great and noble man and a key historical figure. He is being erased because of his association with the South. If you recognize the name of his replacement at the US Capitol, you should be on Jeopardy.

Via NBC News:

A statue of Confederate general Robert E. Lee has been removed from the United States Capitol, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam announced Monday.

Atta boy, Northam. You’ll make up for that blackface/KKK photo yet.

For 111 years, the statue stood alongside that of the nation’s first president, George Washington, as the state of Virginia’s contribution to the National Statuary Hall. Each state is allowed two statues in the collection.

Virginia plans to replace the statue of Lee with one of civil rights icon Barbara Johns.

Barbara Johns is said to have led a student strike at Robert Russa Moton High School in Farmville, Virginia in 1951. That gives her more cultural significance than Robert E. Lee, according to those rewriting our history.

I wonder who will replace the statues Black Lives Matter rioters have been tearing down of Lee’s fellow Virginians George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Greta Thunberg might be a candidate, if only she were a Schoolgirl of Color.

On a tip from Bluto.

Every aspect of society has become saturated with belligerent wokeness. Yet immersion in moonbattery could become more suffocating still. Progressives will not rest until the whole country is as centered on their ideology as Hotel Zena, which caters noisily to angry feminists — or as Architectural Digest put it last week, “celebrates female empowerment”:

When it opens this week, the new Hotel Zena in Washington, D.C., will make a powerful statement about powerful women. The groundbreaking hotel, part of the Viceroy Hotels & Resorts, has commissioned more than 60 works of art that celebrate female empowerment. Even before they step inside, guests will be greeted by colorful, seven-story-tall murals on the building’s façade, depicting enormous female warriors who keep watch over the hotel and its surrounding Logan Circle neighborhood.

The female warriors are racially and culturally correct:

“Zena” must come from “Xena the Warrior Princess.”

In the hotel lobby, a dramatic portrait gallery honors 11 women who’ve led the fight for gender equality, including Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Rep. Shirley Chisholm—the first Black woman elected to Congress.

Other featured fanatics include teenage envirofascist Greta Thunberg and zillionaire oppressed person Oprah Winfrey. Even the cocktails served in the hotel bar are named after feminists.

The RBG portrait was created out of 20,000 hand-painted tampons. Seriously:

It’s as if they think self-ridicule is a club that they can use to bash everyone into submission.

On a tip from Kate P. Hat tip: Ace of Spades.