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Apr 24 2021

Parenting Advice From Greta Thunberg

Greta Thunberg, primary oracle of the Church of Enviromoonbattery, can provide wisdom on any topic, including parenting. In the video below, a moonbat requests advice regarding the affective disorder she has induced in her daughter through leftist brainwashing. Saint Greta’s solution: take climate action!

Note that Greta first emphasizes collective action. Imposing oligarchical collectivist tyranny is the objective of the global warming hoax. One reason Greta is top moonbat when it comes to global warming is that she keeps her eyes on the prize.

Scarier even than Greta the teenage totalitarian is that the woman supplicating her for guidance has the power to ruin the lives not only of her children. As a member of Congress, Katie Porter (D-CA) can inflict her gloomy delusions on all of us on a coercive basis.

The Democratic Party has weaponized insanity.

On tips from Henry and Varla.

Nov 16 2020

Greta Thunberg Unscripted

One of the most prominent voices on the Left is a child. When not reading from a script, holy prophet of climate totalitarianism Greta Thunberg is barely more eloquent than Joe Biden:

She’s a little kid, what do you expect? If what they have been doing with Biden is elder abuse, this must be child abuse.

Everything leftists present to us is a sham.

On a tip from FrancesJohn. Hat tip: Independent Sentinel.

Dec 22 2020

Robert E. Lee Replaced by Obscure Schoolgirl

As the social engineers erase our heritage and replace it with their Cultural Marxist narrative, the giants of American history will be replaced by relatively insignificant people we never heard of before.

Regardless of what you think of the Confederacy, no reasonable person can deny that Robert E. Lee was a great and noble man and a key historical figure. He is being erased because of his association with the South. If you recognize the name of his replacement at the US Capitol, you should be on Jeopardy.

Via NBC News:

A statue of Confederate general Robert E. Lee has been removed from the United States Capitol, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam announced Monday.

Atta boy, Northam. You’ll make up for that blackface/KKK photo yet.

For 111 years, the statue stood alongside that of the nation’s first president, George Washington, as the state of Virginia’s contribution to the National Statuary Hall. Each state is allowed two statues in the collection.

Virginia plans to replace the statue of Lee with one of civil rights icon Barbara Johns.

Barbara Johns is said to have led a student strike at Robert Russa Moton High School in Farmville, Virginia in 1951. That gives her more cultural significance than Robert E. Lee, according to those rewriting our history.

I wonder who will replace the statues Black Lives Matter rioters have been tearing down of Lee’s fellow Virginians George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Greta Thunberg might be a candidate, if only she were a Schoolgirl of Color.

On a tip from Bluto.

Oct 14 2020

Feminist Hotel Features RBG Portrait Made Out of Tampons

Every aspect of society has become saturated with belligerent wokeness. Yet immersion in moonbattery could become more suffocating still. Progressives will not rest until the whole country is as centered on their ideology as Hotel Zena, which caters noisily to angry feminists — or as Architectural Digest put it last week, “celebrates female empowerment”:

When it opens this week, the new Hotel Zena in Washington, D.C., will make a powerful statement about powerful women. The groundbreaking hotel, part of the Viceroy Hotels & Resorts, has commissioned more than 60 works of art that celebrate female empowerment. Even before they step inside, guests will be greeted by colorful, seven-story-tall murals on the building’s façade, depicting enormous female warriors who keep watch over the hotel and its surrounding Logan Circle neighborhood.

The female warriors are racially and culturally correct:

“Zena” must come from “Xena the Warrior Princess.”

In the hotel lobby, a dramatic portrait gallery honors 11 women who’ve led the fight for gender equality, including Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Rep. Shirley Chisholm—the first Black woman elected to Congress.

Other featured fanatics include teenage envirofascist Greta Thunberg and zillionaire oppressed person Oprah Winfrey. Even the cocktails served in the hotel bar are named after feminists.

The RBG portrait was created out of 20,000 hand-painted tampons. Seriously:

It’s as if they think self-ridicule is a club that they can use to bash everyone into submission.

On a tip from Kate P. Hat tip: Ace of Spades.

Oct 11 2020

The Child Has Spoken

Enviroleftist child oracle Greta Thunberg has spoken. The only way we can prevent bad weather is to elect the corrupt and senile child-groper:

Looks like Greta has been lucky enough to escape Biden’s paws. I doubt if any of the girls in the video above would endorse him.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

May 07 2021

New Ant Gets Woke Name

No one escapes from woke totalitarianism — not even insects. Here is how the authorities impose their bizarre gender ideology on ants:

A newly discovered ant is now the first animal species to be given a scientific name ending in “they” to honor gender diversity.

Some might go into the sciences as a way to escape from moonbattery. But there is no escape anywhere. Leftists impose their outlook on everything conceivable.

Researchers named the miniature trap-jaw ant from the luscious tropical forests of Ecuador “Strumigenys ayersthey.”

Typically, when species are named after people, the scientific name ends with -ae (after females) and -i (after males), but this group of researchers wanted to celebrate nonbinary people.

The “ayers” part of the name made me wonder if the ant was named after communist terrorist and Barack Obama mentor Bill Ayers. Actually, it was named after “activist and artist Jeremy Ayers”:

Ayers, who passed away in 2016, was a gay human rights activist who fought for underrepresented communities and nonbinary individuals.

Maybe they will keep Bill Ayers in mind for the next time they find a new species of cockroach.

On tips from Wiggins and Lyle.

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