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Nov 09 2019

Creepy Giant Mural of Greta Thunberg

In the weird religion spawned by the global warming hoax, Greta Thunberg has achieved the status of a prophet or a saint. San Francisco is putting the finishing touches on a creepy giant mural of the autistic teenager that looms 10 stories up on a building near Union Square so that she may be revered.

The artist should have painted a cartoon balloon coming out of her mouth with her immortal words, “HOW DARE YOU?”

NOQ Report remarks:

[T]hose of us who recognize the risks of climate change hysteria realize the absurdity of a movement taking cues from a teenager who doesn’t understand the science or consequences of her actions.

But the global warming hoax is about control, not about science. Erecting giant portraits of Greta Thunberg is as likely to stop the climate from continuing to fluctuate as any of the supposedly scientific measures alarmists have proposed.

Totalitarians do love their icons. China gets giant pictures of Mao, Cuba gets Che Guevara, Venezuela gets Hugo Chavez. We get Greta Thunberg.

On a tip from Kate P.

Oct 31 2019

Greta Thunberg Calls for Social Media Censorship

Radical environmentalism is a totalitarian ideology, so no one should be surprised to read that the world’s most sinister 16-year-old, progressive demigoddess Greta Thunberg, is not a fan of free speech. In this Facebook post, she calls on the moonbat masses to rise up and impose censorship on social media:

I am, like many others, questioning whether I should keep using Facebook or not. Allowing hate speech, the lack of fact checking and of course the issues of interfering with democracy…are among many, many other things that are very upsetting. The constant lies and conspiracy theories about me and countless of others of course result in hate, death threats and ultimately violence. This could easily be stopped if Facebook wanted to.

All Zuckerberg would have to do is post a new rule: No saying anything Greta doesn’t like.

I find the lack of taking responsibility very disturbing. But I’m sure that if they are challenged and if enough of us demand change – then change will come.

More disturbing is the reflexive demand that other people’s freedom be curtailed. If she doesn’t like what people are saying on Facebook, then she should follow her own suggestion and stop using it.

On a tip from Stormfax. Hat tip: Big League Politics.

Sep 29 2019

Greta Thunberg Death Metal

At this point in its history, Sweden is best known for two things: death metal and Greta Thunberg. To get the full Swedish experience, combine them into Greta Thunberg death metal:

When the global warming hoax peters out, Greta should consider fronting a band.

By John Mollusk, via NoTricksZone. Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

Sep 28 2019

Media Reaction to Covington Kids vs Greta Thunberg

Let’s compare the liberal establishment media reaction to the innocently ambushed Covington Catholic kids with its obsequious kowtowing to hectoring teenage climate crone Greta Thunberg. Featuring moonbat propagandists S.E. Cupp and David Gergen, both of whom probably pass for right of center at CNN:

Whether they are children or adults, all the characters we are presented with by the news media play one of two parts. Either we are supposed to hate them in the name of leftist ideology, or we are supposed to love them in the name of leftist ideology.

On a tip from robbanks.

Sep 26 2019

Greta Thunberg Wins Alternative Nobel Prize

For helping to reinforce their alternative to reality, liberals have awarded neurodiverse child climate warrior Greta Thunberg an alternative Nobel Prize.

From Roto-Reuters:

Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg was named on Wednesday as one of four winners of the 2019 Right Livelihood Award, known as Sweden’s alternative Nobel Prize.

Thunberg won the award “for inspiring and amplifying political demands for urgent climate action reflecting scientific facts,” the Right Livelihood Foundation said in a statement.

The scientific facts reflected by Greta include, “the world is going to end and plus I will hold my breath until I turn blue if all you grownups don’t comply with the radical left’s wish list immediately.”

It isn’t only in Tinseltown that awards tend to be granted primarily on the basis of moonbattery.

Considering that fiends, charlatans, failures, and communist dictators like Yasser Arafat, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, and Mikhail Gorbachev have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize itself, Greta can expect to receive one too as soon as the antihuman rhetoric she parrots causes enough misery. Already she has done as much to deserve one as Obama had when he got his.

Greta’s alternative Nobel is nothing to sneer at though; it comes with a $103,000 cash payout. She can buy every Ariana Grande song ever recorded hundreds of times over and still have enough left for a lifetime subscription to Tiger Beat magazine.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair, Lyle, and Kate P.

Sep 24 2019

Greta Thunberg Gives Trump the Evil Eye

The Greta Thunberg spectacle has escalated from mildly creepy to horror movie material. Watch her give Trump the evil eye:

They sure have taught her how to hate. But then, no one who works in theater likes being upstaged.

They also taught her how to spew hysterical demagoguery:

The radical leftists who are using her as a ramrod to force the global warming hoax down people’s throats ought to face child abuse charges for what they are doing to this autistic little girl.

What they are trying to do to society in general is more shameful still. Having lost the argument when it comes to scientific data, Greta’s puppeteers now advance their hoax with shameless emotional manipulation. The suffering they would inflict under the absurd pretense that there is something wrong with the climate and they can fix it through authoritarianism is unimaginable.

Many millions will die ugly deaths if the lights go out on behalf of the polar bears. Stalin was a Boy Scout compared to this crowd.

On tips from Kate P.

Sep 03 2019

Climate Crusader Greta Thunberg on Illness

Attacking a child for having autism is as outrageous as exploiting one for political purposes. It does not denigrate Greta Thunberg, the heavily hyped teenage climate crusader who is on the spectrum, to point out that autism is not a good thing. To pretend that an impairment is a blessing is sheer moonbattery.

From the moonbats at The Guardian:

Greta Thunberg has spoken about her Asperger’s syndrome diagnosis after she was criticised over the condition, saying it makes her a “different”, but that she considers it a “superpower”.

Thunberg, the public face of the school climate strike movement said on Twitter that before she started her climate action campaign she had “no energy, no friends and I didn’t speak to anyone. I just sat alone at home, with an eating disorder.”

She said she had not been open about her diagnosis of being on the autism spectrum in order to “hide” behind it, but because she knew “many ignorant people still see it as an ‘illness’, or something negative”.

Kudos to Greta for not letting her disability lower her opinion of herself. However, to truly come to grips with it, she will eventually have to admit that it is not ignorant to see an illness as an illness. The goal is to overcome it, not to embrace it. But then, try telling that to people who suffer from psychosexual illnesses.

On a tip from Kate P.

Aug 21 2019

Paul Joseph Watson on the Greta Thunberg Spectacle

Godawful GQ has degenerated so far into sanctimonious moonbattery as to feature the scolding teenage tool Greta Thunberg on its cover. Paul Joseph Watson lifts the curtain on this farce:

An “emotionally manipulative Stepford child marionette being fed lines by her neurotic parents” about sums up the Greta Thunberg phenomenon. Normally, exploiting autistic children for political purposes is not nice — but any tactic is acceptable so long as you inflict it while bleating self-righteous rhetoric about the planet.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.


Compliments of StephaneDumas, the video was switched to BitChute after YouTube killed it.

Dec 03 2019

Greta: Climate Crisis Is About “Colonial, Racist, and Patriarchal Systems of Oppression”

We heard it from former AOC puppeteer Saikat Chakrabarti. Now we have it from Saint Greta herself. Climate change isn’t about changing the way the climate fluctuates. It is about changing us. It is about using the weather as a pretext to impose totalitarian moonbattery.

From a recent public statement that lists Greta Thunberg as the first author:

[T]he climate crisis is not just about the environment. It is a crisis of human rights, of justice, and of political will. Colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression have created and fueled it. We need to dismantle them all.

Our history, economic system, family structure, and demographic makeup all have to go. Greta says so. Only a total transformation of human society entailing the eradication of liberty can perfect the weather.

Ignoring climate crapola is not an option:

Everyone must participate in “climate resistance.” If past attempts to coercively reengineer society into a leftist utopia are any guide, camps will be established for those who fail to take part with sufficient enthusiasm.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.

Nov 04 2019

How to Get Greta Back to Europe

World famous truant and climate militant Greta Thunberg is asking for suggestions on how she can get back across the Atlantic without contributing to harmless but politically incorrect CO2 emissions.

A big global warming circle jerk planned for Chile in December has been canceled due to political unrest. Via Breitbart:

The COP25 summit will now be held in Spain and she is pleading for public help to make the 6000-mile trip through carbon-free modes of transportation.

Greta tweets from Los Angeles:

Flying is out of the question. Air travel will be among the first things to be eradicated when envirocommies achieve sufficient control to impose a Green New Deal.

One carbon-neutral mode of transportation is the trebuchet. It might not work for such a long trip, but it wouldn’t warm the planet to try.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.

Oct 22 2019

What Is Really Happening in Sweden, Greta?

Despite the militant hysteria personified by Greta Thunberg, Sweden is not threatened by climate change. It does have its problems though — very serious problems.

Jellybean Gen brings us up to date on the real issues faced by the Canary in the Coalmine of Moonbattery, aka Sweden:

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

Sep 30 2019


It isn’t only death metal performers who find musical inspiration in the Greta Thunberg spectacle. A little something for AC/DC fans:

On a tip from ScrewyPuppy.

Sep 29 2019

Greta at the UN: The Prequel

The Greta Thunberg spectacle at the United Nations was menacing but not very original. In 1992, the UN produced a remarkably similar performance by Severn Cullis-Suzuki, 12-year-old daughter of environmentalist David Suzuki.

Via Zero Hedge:

On a tip from R F.

Sep 26 2019

Go Home Greta

Jason Siler observes that righteously raging Greta Thunberg is mad at the wrong people and about the wrong things. She ought to take his advice and go home:

On a tip from MAS.

Dec 12 2019

Time’s Person of the Year Chosen to Advance Agenda

Since Time Magazine sometimes chooses groups for its Person of the Year, this year there was an obvious choice: the people of Hong Kong. They have been making history by bravely standing up to leftist tyranny. An online poll overwhelmingly chose them over other candidates. But I’m forgetting; awards are granted purely on the basis of moonbattery now. So just as the obnoxious Megan Rapinoe — the personification of poor sportsmanship — was a shoo-in for the Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year, pint-sized anticapitalist envirotyrant Greta Thunberg surprised no one by getting the Person of the Year accolade from Time.

Granting the award to a child who has been diagnosed with various psychiatric conditions (including autism and obsessive–compulsive disorder) for parroting radical environmentalist propaganda was explicitly political:

TIME’s editor-in-chief, Edward Felsenthal, unveiled this year’s winner on NBC’s Today Show, describing Thunberg as the “biggest voice on the biggest issue facing the planet.”

That these people want you to believe the increasingly farcical global warming hoax is “the biggest issue facing the planet” tells you all you need to know about the credibility of Time Magazine.

More like the power of poppycock.

On tips from Varla, Chuck A, and Stormfax.

Dec 02 2019

New Improved Global Warming Terminology: Now With More Hysteria!

In the fable “The Boy Who Cried Wolf,” a shepherd boy keeps crying “Wolf!” to watch the townspeople come running. They figure out that there isn’t any wolf and stop reacting. He should have switched to crying “Tyrannosaurus rex!” instead. At least, that is the strategy a global warming hoaxer proposes.

First, they changed “global warming” to “climate change,” because as the decades passed, people began to notice that it is not perceptibly warmer, despite their cataclysmic predictions. Now, people have started to realize that the climate always changes, regardless of whether we submit to leftist power grabs. So it’s time for another revision to the Newspeak Dictionary.

Via Breitbart:

Writing for AdAge this week, Aaron Hall argues that in order to get people to “take action” against climate change, “rebranding” is crucial, since people have gotten too used to the idea that climate is changing and need to be shocked into the notion that the world as we know it is ending.

Hall suggests using the terms “global meltdown,” “climate collapse,” and “scorched Earth.”

The prevailing theory is that hyperbolic hysteria will cause people to take the hoax more seriously. Failure is an indication that you must double down with still more excessive exaggerations and fabrications.

The strategy has worked marvelously on children like Greta Thunberg and Ben Pickles.

On a tip from Stormfax.

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