Jim Acosta Applies Moonbattery to Necromancy

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Only one moonbat could drag journalism to a more disgraceful depth than Jim Acosta during his stint as CNN’s White House correspondent — namely, Jim Acosta:

Acosta was slammed on social media after he posted a clip of his “interview” with an artificially animated avatar of deceased teenager Joaquin Oliver to promote a gun control message on Monday.

The teenage Joaquin Oliver was killed in the Parkland shootings 7 years ago. But his memory lives on in the form of an avatar programmed to spew moonbattery in support of leftist ideology.

Even the libs on BlueSky are disgusted. Feedback for Acosta includes comments like:

“Wow. It’s hard to accept that no one around you suggested that this was probably in the worst possible taste.”

“‘I’ll have a one-of-a-kind interview with Joaquin Oliver’ no you won’t, you’re talking to a glorified answering machine message you dingbat.”

“The bar is in hell, and you still managed to trip on it.”

Acosta’s ghoulish farce of an interview was aptly characterized as a “grotesque puppet show.”

The deluge of contempt might have washed even Acosta’s ego away, but he took protective measures:

On X, Acosta disabled users that weren’t followed by him from commenting on his posts, which some users on the social media site linked to the backlash he was receiving from the “interview” with Oliver.

There may be a lower lifeform than left-wing journalists, but science has yet to discover it.

State of the art moonbat journalism.

On a tip from Varla.

Rep Delia Ramirez Professes Allegiance to Guatemala

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Somali colonists like Ilhan Omar, Omar Fateh, Deqa Dhalac, and Mana Abdi are not the only US politicians to openly proclaim their loyalty to a foreign country rather than the United States. Introducing Rep Delia Ramirez (D-IL):

“I’m a proud Guatemalan before I’m an American,” she declared in Spanish. The congresswoman also accused the U.S. of prioritizing “imperialism, militarization, conquest, control, competition in its attempt at domination.”

This was at the second annual Panamerican Congress in Mexico City, which also featured her colleagues Ayanna Presley (D-Taxachusetts), Ilhan Omar (D-Somalia), and Rashida Tlaib (D-Gaza). America was roundly denounced.

On her website, Ramirez, the child of immigrant parents, said her husband is in the country illegally and that she is the only congressional lawmaker “in a mixed-status marriage, and fights for the rights of DREAMers like her husband, Boris, and for comprehensive immigration reform.”

“Comprehensive immigration reform” is Liberalese for amnesty + open borders. She is not loyal to this country; why would she respect the laws that protect it from foreign invasion?

The summit was organized by the leader of Progressive International, a radical left-wing group that describes capitalism as a “virus” that must be “eradicated” — in partnership with Morena, Mexico’s ruling left-wing party, the Daily Caller News Foundation reported.

Like Ilhan Omar, Ramirez represents people who are not American in any meaningful sense:

Ramirez is a member of the 35-person Congressional Hispanic Caucus. She represents a Chicago district in Illinois, where at least 46 percent of the residents are Hispanic.

Numbers like this put assimilation out of the question. This is foreign conquest.

Loose translation: To hell with America.

On tips from Tlabia Majora, abcanc, and taxpayer22.

Alan Dershowitz Denied Service

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Alan Dershowitz was long a pillar of the liberal establishment. Then he failed to succumb to Trump derangement syndrome. After 70 years as a Democrat, he left the party last year to become an independent, alarmed at its direction. Now he has been canceled.

In the liberal elite enclave of Martha’s Vineyard, he cannot so much as buy pirogis:

Like their Muslim allies, ever so tolerant Democrats do not tolerate apostates.

Arrest Warrants Issued for Runaway Texas Democrats

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In the name of defending the People from alleged threats to democracy, Democrats have been holding democracy hostage by fleeing Texas to prevent a vote they don’t like regarding redistricting. When votes don’t go their way, they will stoop to any tactic to impose their will. This necessitates playing hardball:

In a bold move to uphold the rule of law and ensure democratic processes aren’t hijacked by partisan theatrics, the Texas House has passed a motion to issue arrest warrants for the runaway Democrats who fled to Illinois. These lawmakers abandoned their posts in a desperate attempt to block the adoption of constitutionally redrawn U.S. House maps — maps supported by President Donald Trump and designed to reflect the will of Texas voters. Rather than engage in the legislative process, these Democrats chose to obstruct it, and now face the consequences of their dereliction of duty.

Democrats don’t like it that they will lose a few seats in redistricting, so they left Texas to hide out in blue states like Illinois:

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker said at Sunday’s press conference that he would do whatever he could to help Texas lawmakers while they were on the lam.

Check out the map of Illinois congressional districts. The state is infamous for over the top gerrymandering, earning an F for failure ranking on Princeton’s Redistricting Report Card.

Despite the pearl-clutching when Republicans do it, gerrymandering has been a feature of American democracy from the beginning:

Elbridge Gerry, from whom the word “gerrymander” is derived, was the Vice President of the United States who served under President James Madison from 1813 until his death in 1814.

In more recent history, Texas Demorrhoids pulled the same quorum-breaking stunt in 2021 to block a vote on election reform:

They went to Washington, D.C., and started releasing photos of themselves eating salads and talking about what absolute heroes they were.

The arrest warrants may only be a gesture…

The order is not enforceable outside of Texas, so it will likely have little effect, as most Democrats fled to Illinois, New York, and Massachusetts.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has directed the Texas Department of Public Safety to assist in the effort to return the rogue lawmakers to the state Capitol. No civil or criminal charges will be attached to the arrest warrants.

…but then again:

The governor also said that the rogue Democrats may be exposed to felony bribery charges after they requested donations to pay for their plan to flee the state. He added that the Democrats, in crippling the state’s ability to conduct legislative business, have left the government unable to pass legislation to help the victims of severe flooding in central Texas earlier this year.

With luck, Democrats will pay a political price for their underhanded obstruction tactics.

On tips from Jester, abcanc, Tlabia Majora, and Lyle.

Tips for Assimilating Into the Onrushing Britain

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Britons who don’t want to incur the wrath of their liberal rulers by pushing back also have the adoption of embracing political correctness and adjusting themselves to the new Britain planned for them. The Babylon Bee offers helpful tips on how to avoid harmfully stereotyping a Muslim immigrant who is assaulting you:

These tips will come in all the handier as Britain evolves into 1980s Lebanon and from there into 2020s Syria as demographics are shifted.

On a tip from Jester.

Christian Love Toys

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As the Episcopal Church, Anglican Church, and United Church of Christ illustrate, a veneer of Christianity can be sprayed on anything. It has even been applied to sex toys:

“Christian” Sex Toys?! We ignite intimacy for married lovers by providing a safe, curated, enjoyable Christian sex toy & marital aid shopping experience.

No worries; Christian Love Toys has guidelines:

1. For Heterosexual Married Couples, NOT Singles or Dating Couples
2. Your Motivation Matters: Sacrificial Love & Service of Your Spouse
3. There IS Such a Thing as Inappropriate Sex in Marriage
4. Enjoy Toys WITH Your Beloved, Not Alone
5. NEVER Coerce, Pressure or Manipulate Your Spouse [to “Try Something New”]
6. Pray & Communicate Openly With Your Spouse
7. HAVE FUN & LOTS of Orgasms!

Here’s a guideline: Leave the sex toys to degenerates.

On a tip from Mike B.

Alex Stein Makes the Transgender Case

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Testifying on the Texas Senate floor yesterday, Alex Stein made thoughtful arguments in favor of the transsexual agenda, including men in women’s sports and transsexuals in the military. But even a guy as open-minded as Stein has to draw the line somewhere…

The Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors provides documentation in support of Stein’s observations regarding the transgender proclivity for bloodshed.