Christopher Columbus Replaced With Toilet

Moonbats are not shy about expressing their hatred of American heritage and their eagerness to erase it. The war on statues waged during the liberal establishment-endorsed Black Lives Matter riots continues in ultra-diverse Baltimore.

The New York Post reports:

Italian-American community leaders in Baltimore are livid after vandals plunked a toilet down on the site of a Christopher Columbus statue that was hurled into the Inner Harbor by protesters in 2020.

Though his staunchest defenders are those who share his Italian background, Columbus has been revered for centuries by everyone who appreciates the benefits of this heroic adventurer spreading civilization to the previously savage Western Hemisphere, making America possible.

Officials were tipped off about the “inappropriate” display last week, when passersby reported that the pedestal that once held the discoverer’s likeness was now topped by a white porcelain toilet, the Little Italy Neighborhood Association of Baltimore said on Facebook.

This is appropriate, considering that down the toilet is where leftists will flush American history and civilization along with it.

On a tip from abcanc.

Moonbats Running Providence Shut Down Iryna Zarutska Tribute

Iryna Zarutska was from Ukraine, but she came to personify innocent Americans who are killed for being Caucasian by violent sociopaths unleased at our throats by the liberal establishment — which won’t even allow us to commemorate our dead.

Via Fox News:

The mayor of Rhode Island’s capital city is calling for a mural reportedly backed by Elon Musk to honor Iryna Zarutska —the Ukrainian woman whose brutal murder while riding a North Carolina train prompted calls for harsher punishment for career criminals — to be taken down.

Artist Ian Gaudreau said he did not intend the tribute to be political. But moonbattery is a totalitarian ideology; all things must either advance it or be suppressed.

Providence Mayor Brett Smiley squeaks that “the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like this across the country is divisive and does not represent Providence.”

Smiley is getting his way. Via WJAR:

The owners of The Dark Lady, the downtown gay club where the mural is located, released a statement to the community apologizing for the controversy:

“We are deeply and sincerely sorry for everything that has taken place over the past week. After reflecting and learning, we have made the decision to discontinue this project and will move forward with removal as soon as possible. We remain committed to fostering unity, safety, and care for all members of our community, and we will continue to listen, learn, and act with those values at the forefront.”

More from WJAR:

If they succeed in vaporizing Iryna Zaruska, all the more innocent victims will share her fate.

In contrast, they want us to remember a career criminal who died of a fentanyl overdose while resisting arrest. The city even painted a noisy and deliberately divisive Black Lives Matter mural on Washington Street:

On tips from Barry A and abcanc.

Churchill to Be Erased From British Banknotes

Winston Churchill was arguably the greatest figure of the 20th century. The moonbats who have been systematically destroying his country so resent him for this that they may replace him on the £5 note with a hedgehog.

Via Modernity:

In a stunning betrayal, the Bank of England has announced plans to scrub Winston Churchill and other iconic British figures from the nation’s banknotes, ludicrously swapping them out for images of wildlife like hedgehogs, badgers, and otters. …

Conservatives and history defenders are fuming, labeling the decision a cowardly capitulation to woke sensitivities that deem giants like Churchill too “divisive.” As globalist forces push to rewrite the past, this shift reeks of an agenda to erase the very leaders who built and defended the free world—forwarding a relentless pattern.

After they are through demonizing Churchill and vandalizing his statues, they will vaporize him altogether.

The song was wrong. There won’t always be an England – not if moonbattery prevails. But at least there may always be hedgehogs.

Rafe Heydel-Mankoo is not amused:

Progressives always progress. What could be next after replacing Winston Churchill with a hedgehog? Maybe this:

On tips from Franco and RoCar.

Shakespeare Transitioned to a Jewish African Woman

Excellent news. Liberals will not find it necessary to cancel William Shakespeare and cast him down the memory hole after all. Turns out the Bard was not a hated white male after all but a Jewish woman of sacred African descent.

College Fix reports:

[Irene] Coslet’s upcoming book “The Real Shakespeare: Emilia Bassano Willoughby” asserts the real playwright — Bassano — was “of Moroccan descent,” “covertly Jewish,” and the daughter of a Venetian Court musician.

Sadly, Coslet could not come up with this lie on her own. She got it from a British guy:

Shakespeare scholar John Hudson first proposed the theory of Shakespeare’s alleged real identity years ago.

According to a 2010 Globe and Mail article, Hudson claimed Bassano “wrote the sonnets about herself” and used “Shakespeare” as a “front” to “hide her identity.”

University of Birmingham Shakespeare Institute Director Kate McLuskie at least admits this is a load of crap, but gushes that it is “a beautiful story that is not less beautiful for being entirely false.”

Within a generation, the cultural curators of academia will decree that anyone who doesn’t believe Shakespeare was an African woman is a racist/sexist fiend.

Let’s hope that after that they discover Mozart to be a transsexual from Zimbabwe, so that he too can escape cancelation.

On tips from R F and Franco.

Robert E. Lee Replaced by Barbara Rose Johns

The Black Lives Matter riots are behind us for now, but the statues that preserve our culture continue to come down. Robert E. Lee was a titan of American history. Being a Virginian, he was caught on the losing side in the Civil War. So he has to be erased. He is to be replaced by relative nonentities chosen to recast American history in accordance with leftist ideology.

Anyone ever heard of Barbara Rose Johns?

Via NBC4 Washington:

The U.S. Capitol on Tuesday began displaying a statue of a teenaged Barbara Rose Johns as she protested poor conditions at her segregated Virginia high school, a pointed replacement for a statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee that was removed several years ago. …

Johns was 16 years old in 1951 when she led a student strike for equal education at R.R. Moton High School in Farmville, Virginia.

She grew up to work as a librarian.

The Johns piece is part of the National Statuary Hall Collection at the Capitol, in which each state can contribute two statues. The other statue representing Virginia is of George Washington.

James Madison was primary architect of the US Constitution. Thomas Jefferson was primary author of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe helped expand America’s size and influence. But these Virginians pale in historical significance compared to Barbara Rose Johns.

Despite the DEI basis for her selection, you would never know she was black from the statue:

We were able to heal from the Civil War to the extent we did because the victors afforded some grace. That grace has given way to the ruthless intolerance of the moonbat martinets who call themselves “liberals” — as the war on Southern history demonstrates.

If progressives prevail, slave-owning white guy George Washington will follow Robert E. Lee into oblivion.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Economic History Lesson From a Moonbat

To grasp why anyone would consider it sane policy to inundate the country with unassimilable volumes of unskilled labor from the Third World, it helps to have a lesson in economic history from a moonbat:

Thanks to the leftists who run our schools, this is the thanks our ancestors get for busting their tails for centuries to build the wealthiest country in the world out of wilderness.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Mozart and Beethoven Get a Race Change

Here’s something to be thankful for. Mozart and Beethoven will not have to be erased along with the rest of European culture. They can be decolonialized through the magic of transracial historical revisionism:

If you can swallow that blacks built the pyramids — as Hakeem Jeffries’s uncle Leonard tells us — it shouldn’t be hard to believe that the great composers were Africans.

On a tip from abcanc.