Presenting the Ultimate Conspiracy Theory

Tucker Carlson continues to monitor the dogged efforts of the leftists comprising the Biden Administration to provoke a nuclear war over a local conflict that has nothing to do with us:

Why would anyone go out of their way to corner the nation with the world’s largest nuclear arsenal? There could be no sane reason.

As for insane reasons, consider that under Democrat rule, Critical Race Theory is our de facto state religion. A central tenet of liberal doctrine is that Caucasians are inherently evil. They are held responsible for most if not all bad things that happen in the world. Wouldn’t it be wonderful, from a woke point of view, if whites could be wiped off the planet?

In a nuclear war between NATO and Russia, most whites would die. The southern hemisphere would be left to repopulate the planet.

A tinfoil hat theory, to be sure. But experience teaches that it isn’t easy to overestimate the malevolence of moonbats. Less than a generation ago, who would have believed hospitals would sexually mutilate children for the sake of sexual perversion?

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, according to the aphorism, and there is no shortage of stupidity among today’s Democrats. But then, maybe there should be another aphorism: Never let aphorisms do your thinking for you.

On a tip from seaoh.

Hunter Biden Isn’t the Only One Above the Law

Moonbattery is the inversion of morality. The good guys are the bad guys; the bad guys are the good guys. Just ask Will Luna, owner of a retro video arcade in San Bernardino, California:

A crew of thugs from a local homeless encampment robbed and trashed the arcade over the Thanksgiving holiday; someone spotted the loot in the encampment and Luna went to investigate and found some of the stolen merch.

But when he went to the cops, he was told they could not enter or move the tents: “They said, ‘We can’t go inside, but you can,’” per Luna.

The gutsy Luna personally recovered some of his property from the camp full of drug fiends, lunatics, and criminal scumbags. As for the rest of it:

Vanished — including thousands of dollars worth of PlayStation and Nintendo consoles and a vintage X-Men arcade game.

Luna isn’t the only one to suffer:

All the businesses at this retail plaza have suffered break-ins as the camps have grown over recent years.

Bums from the unflushed encampments even masturbate in front of the windows of a neighboring salon.

You can’t expect much help from authorities in the Land of Fruits and Nuts. According to the prevailing ideology, business owners are capitalist oppressors; vagrant scumbags are oppressed.

On a tip from Jack D.

Battle Scenes From War on Christmas in Europe

The War on Christmas rages on in moonbat-occupied Europe.

In Aisne, France, the display of advent calendars in classrooms has been banned:

A fortnight ago, the directors of public schools in a district in the south of the Aisne department received a letter signed by an inspector from the Académie. The letter contained a clear message: Advent calendars are no longer welcome in the department’s schools. Teachers who decorate their classrooms or rely on the calendar celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ will be called to order by their superiors. ‘I have been made aware of the possible presence of Advent calendars in the classrooms,’ reads the letter sent to Valeurs actuelles. ‘I would like to remind you that Advent is a religious custom: Within the framework of neutrality, which secularism prescribes as a fundamental value of the Republic, I call on you to remind school teachers that no pupil may be confronted with an Advent calendar in a school setting.’ After the controversy surrounding nativity scenes in public places, the inspector implies that the Advent calendar violates secularism and de facto puts pupils in trouble.

Speaking of being in trouble,

[T]he inspector even asks to be informed about any calendars that still exist ‘so that [he] can look after the teacher concerned’.

Meanwhile, in Germany:

In the deeply Catholic Upper Palatinate (Bavaria), of all places, a nativity scene is now causing hilarity on social media. The reason: the Holy Family has been replaced by Christmas trees, which have sometimes been ‘creatively’ decorated with flower pots and red Christmas tree baubles as noses.

Celebrating Christmas without smirking is more than an embrace of tradition and an act of worship; it is a gesture of defiance against moonbattery.

Media Buries the Lede in Transgender Shooting

Due to the eagerness of the media to lie to our faces for the sake of advancing the LGBT agenda, you have to read stories carefully to learn what actually happened. Consider Monday’s KKTV story beginning like this:

A woman is facing kidnapping and sexual assault charges following a shooting investigation in a Colorado Springs neighborhood Monday afternoon.

Witnesses called 911 at 1:30 p.m. after hearing gunshots coming from a home on Kingsley Drive. Two contractors working in the area told 11 News they then saw a wounded person staggering out of the house.

The contractors…

…said they followed the injured woman to nearby Twain Park. …

According to Colorado Springs Police Department spokesperson Caitlin Ford, the shooting victim was still at the park when officers reached the scene minutes later. They also found a second injured woman at the original scene…

Looks like one woman attacked another and was shot in self-defense:

CSPD told 11 News Tuesday that the person who was shot is the one facing charges in the case. They have been identified as Hannah Viramontes and will be taken into custody once they are released from the hospital.

They? What do they mean “they”?

To get the actual story, you have to watch the accompanying video, in which Caitlin Ford repeatedly refers to the shooter as male.

Evidently, the wounded woman is not a woman but a transsexual. That would mean KKTV explicitly lies to its readers throughout the story, starting with the first word of the headline.

That’s how deeply the media will bury the lede on behalf of LGBTism.

Please welcome suspect Hannah Viramontes to the Transsexual Violence Hall of Horrors.

Book a Black Santa

Truly pious moonbats who are planning Christmas events don’t just book a Santa. They book a black Santa — because everyone woke knows that a Dutch character based on a 4th century Greek saint ought to be black.

To book a black Santa, go to the Black Santa Association:

With Black Santa, we’re creating spaces where cultural pride and family traditions thrive. Whether you’re booking a virtual visit or shopping our one-of-a-kind holiday decor, you’re contributing to a movement where #RepresentationMatters.

To judge by pictures on the site, representation does not matter when it comes to booking a black Santa. Same goes for the products for sale.

Now try to imagine a White Santa Association for those fed up with the black Santa nonsense.

On a tip from Mike B.

Last Minute Looting Spree Continues

They only have until January 20 to finish looting the USA into oblivion. Fortunately for Democrats, Africa is a deep hole down which any amount of other people’s money can be thrown:

This follows on the heels of the Biden Regime’s unhelpfulness to Americans following Hurricanes Helene and Milton. Two months after Helene, hundreds of Americans spent Thanksgiving in tents in western North Carolina, lacking food, water, and electricity.

Flushing our money down Angola in the name of disaster relief isn’t just theft; it is a middle finger thrust in America’s face in response to Democrats being soundly turned out of office.

On tips from Tlabia Majora and Varla.

Profiles in Moonbat Bigotry: Amanda Calhoun

The leftist bigots featured on MSNBC and who infest the Ivy League compliments of DEI sure don’t like white people, to judge from the chief resident of Yale’s prestigious Albert J. Solnit Integrated Adult/Child Psychiatry program, Amanda Calhoun.

As mentioned earlier, Dr. Calhoun advises her fellow moonbats to cut ties with family members who voted for Trump. Despite her vehemently racist attitudes, she is married to a white guy. He is presumably of the gelatinous White Dudes for Harris type, content to subsist under her heel:

In a 2022 X thread, she said she and her husband “left our hometown” because “white neighbors would meet my husband and I together, and then straight up ignore me when I greeted them if I was alone.” As a result, Calhoun wrote, she requires her husband’s white acquaintances to meet her first before befriending them.

“My husband dropped a lot of white friends and acquaintances. He doesn’t befriend white folks now unless they meet me first and respect me.”

Calhoun screeches that white therapists are not qualified to treat Black patients (capitalization per her usage).

Calhoun’s chief resident status at Yale—home to one of the highest-ranking psychiatry programs in the world—reflects the proliferation of left-wing activism within America’s top medical schools.

Needless to say, neither Yale nor MSNBC nor any other establishment institution would tolerate Calhoun’s brand of over-the-top bigotry were the races reversed. This fact alone debunks their ideology, which is founded upon the imaginary oppression of blacks and privilege of whites.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.