Category Archives: War on Christmas

Portsmouth, UK Council Bans Christmas Wreaths

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Maybe moonbats call themselves “progressives” because they avoid resistance by imposing their agenda in progressive increments. A case in point is the War on Christmas.

From the Daily Mail:

Liberal Democrat-run Portsmouth City Council sparked fury after housing officers wrote to tenants telling them festive decorations were not permitted on the outside of their flats.

Hundreds of letters were sent to residents, warning that wreaths and other decorations must be removed or they could face enforcement action, including potential charges for non-compliance.

Libs manage to make you feel transgressive for saying “Merry Christmas” rather than the vacuously meaningless “happy holidays”; why would they tolerate Christmas wreaths? But at least wreaths can still be displayed privately for the time being.

On a tip from RoCar.

Kwanzaa Crawl

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Christmas is traditionally honored by attending church services, exchanging gifts, sharing festive meals, and singing carols. Its intended replacement Kwanzaa is more appropriately celebrated with bar crawls. Presenting Brooklyn’s Kwanzaa Crawl:

This crawl embodies all 7 principles of Kwanzaa.

Kwanzaa Crawl is about bringing people in the community together, or Umoja (Unity).

A team of Black creatives used the resources available to them in order to make an event of this scale happen. That’s both Kujichagulia (self determination) and Ujima (collective work and responsibility).

Kwanzaa Crawl creates an opportunity for Black people to harness their buying power, and that’s Ujamaa (cooperative economics).

Et cetera, et cetera.

The first kinara (Kwanzaa candleholder) was created when convicted torturer and Kwanzaa founder Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga (a.k.a. Ronald McKinley Everett) broke two branches off a menorah. The tradition of cultural appropriation continues with this nod to Saint Patrick’s Day.

Participating bars will be closed to the public — i.e., to Caucasians. But the pigmentally incorrect are encouraged to show their support by patronizing these establishments at other times — or by making cash donations.

Good thing there aren’t whites only bar crawls. That would be racist.

On a tip from Mike B.

Yuletide LGBT Streaker Fest

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‘Tis the season for the LGBT community to shove itself in everyone else’s face with even more obnoxiousness than usual — especially in Provincetown, MA. For a calendar of yuletide events, visit Holly Folly.

Among today’s activities is the Annual Holly Folly Jingle Bell Fun Run & Brunch Fundraiser:

One-horse-open-slay your way down Commercial Street in as little clothing as you dare for this frosty fun-run! Folks will gather at The Mews (429 Commercial Street) for coffee, strip down, and run through Provincetown to Lopes Square/the Lobster Pot Tree before climbing into their warmest onesie for the Jingle Bell Brunch at Bay Cafe (177 Commercial Street).

Provincetown offers an indication of what the whole country will soon look like if progressives keep progressing. Christmas will no longer be child friendly.

On a tip from Mike B.

Kwanzaa Call to Change the Names of Days of the Week

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Just as moonbats created Juneteenth to compete with and eventually replace the Fourth of July, Kwanzaa was contrived to compete with Christmas. It is based on seven principles shared with the leftist terrorist organization known as the Symbionese Liberation Army. Afro.com has ideas for how to “bring into practice the profound and meaningful 7 Principles of Kwanzaa as Black internal racial policy”:

A good starting point is to rename the days of the week to coincide with the 7 Principles of Kwanzaa. … For example, Sunday would be Umoja (Unity). Monday, Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) and so forth.

It is averred that this will stick it good to Donald Trump, who is not a leftist and therefore is racist.

The idea is not new. The maniacs who created history’s first totalitarian dictatorship during France’s Reign of Terror renamed the days of the week as well as the months of the year, both for ideological purposes. The nightmarish French Revolution continues to inspire moonbats to this day.

On a tip from Mike B.

A Portland Christmas

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Look to moonbattery-addled Portland for the latest updates to the Newspeak Dictionary. Today we learn that the term “Christmas tree” has been deleted. Until Christmas has been abolished completely, such trees will henceforth be referred to simply as “trees”:

As thousands gathered in Pioneer Courthouse Square for the Oregon city’s 41st annual tree-lighting on Friday night, leaders and speakers avoided mentioning “Christmas” at any point — including in the ceremony itself and the event’s ads.

The festive occasion was kicked off with a woman from the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs thanking everyone in the crowd for coming out on Native American Heritage Day.

Now there’s a holiday wokesters will celebrate with enthusiasm, instead of while holding their noses like they do with Christmas.

Draped in a Palestinian flag, [another featured speaker] used her stage time to lead the crowd in a “Free Palestine” chant.

Those who have opened a Bible will note that calling for the eradication of Jews from Israel is to put it mildly not Christian. But where moonbats hold sway, Christmas is not about Christianity; it is about moonbattery.

On a tip from abcanc.

Costly Kwanzaa

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Anyone who doubts that blacks are oppressed is reminded how expensive it can be to celebrate Kwanzaa, the race-based pseudoholiday contrived to compete with Christmas. Worthly lists a few of the ways it can dig celebrants deeper into debt:

• Importing Authentic Kinara* From Overseas
• Hosting Lavish Karamu Feasts With Catered Menus
• Printing Personalized Kwanzaa Greeting Cards In Bulk
• Buying Seven Separate Sets Of Candles For Each Principle**
• Purchasing Imported African Artifacts As “Authentic” Decor
• Commissioning Custom African Attire For One-Time Use
• Buying Exclusive Kwanzaa-Themed Jewelry
• Paying For Custom Kwanzaa-themed Wrapping Paper For Gifts
• Commissioning Oversized Kwanzaa Banners And Billboards
• Hiring Professional Performers For Principal [sic] Readings

Click through for pricey details.

Afrocentric moonbats are reassured that a future Democrat regime will probably discover it is a human right to force other people to pick up your Kwanzaa costs.

*A kinara is a Kwanzaa version of a menorah; the first one was created by breaking holders off a menorah.
**A candle is burned for each of the seven principles listed by Ronald McKinley Everett a.k.a. Maulana Karenga, the Marxist scumbag convicted of torturing women who invented Kwanzaa. As noted previously, these principles are the same as those of the Symbionese Liberation Army, best known for kidnapping and brainwashing Patty Hearst.

On a tip from Mike B.