The Story of the Century if Only…

This story would have been so big that the media would still be too busy covering it next year to mention the election or even climate change — except the races are wrong, so it doesn’t support the Narrative. Besides, who is interested in a dog bites man story?

You won’t hear about this from the mainstream media, so here are the details:

A retired police chief was bicycling when he was run over by a car in Las Vegas. The 64-year-old man later died from his injuries. Police in Nevada suspect that the fatal hit-and-run was intentional after viewing a video that the teens recorded of the deadly collision.

Police say an appalling video uploaded to social media is the smoking gun in a fatal hit-and-run on Aug. 14 that took the life of Andreas Probst.

The shocking video features two teens in a car – which police say was stolen.

If only the media could use deep fake technology to reverse the races…

On tips from Lyle, Wiggins, Chris Neilson, and KirklesWorth.

Shelter Is Racist

Thanks to the indefatigable efforts of the Experts, ever more aspects of life that were once widely accepted have been revealed as ideologically unconscionable. Dr Scott Miller-Pearlman, author of the book Blinded by the White, reveals that the very concept of shelter is racist:

Definitely an improvement on the pretentious propaganda platform 60 Minutes.

As for real life, let’s apply Dr Miller-Pearlman’s theories to the Islamic conquest of Sweden through mass immigration:

The racists didn’t even offer to hold the ladder for him.

On tips from Varla and Wiggins.

Genuine American Culture at Starbucks Japan

This Starbucks Japan features genuine American culture of the current age, complete with an oppressed person. Here’s what happens when you ask him to stop driving customers away with his noise (language alert):

The term “ugly American” is taking on a whole new meaning as our society succumbs to moonbattery.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Bicycles Revealed as Racist

Examined through the proper lens, everything imaginable is proof of black oppression — even bicycles.

Pay people enough, give them enough time with nothing productive to do, and they can provide statistics to prove whatever you like:

According to a Harvard and Boston University study assessing racial disparities and traffic fatalities, for every mile walked, Black people are twice as likely to be killed by cars compared to white pedestrians.

Capitalization as in original.

According to Smart Growth America, black bicycle riders are even more oppressed:

For every mile ridden, Black cyclists are 4.5 times more likely to be killed than white cyclists.

Here’s how the racism is implemented:

Higher death rates among Black and Hispanic cyclists and pedestrians in low-income communities can be partially attributed to historical neighborhood designs.

Consequently, all neighborhoods must be redesigned so as to achieve equity. Pete Buttigieg will get on it next time he shows up for work.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Liberals Have Instilled Hesitation That Could Kill

The liberal establishment has created a situation in which white police officers are terrified to use force against black criminals. They know no one will have their back, and they could end up serving a long prison term for doing their job. The resulting hesitation gives the bad guys the advantage and can get officers killed. An example from Connecticut:

The Middletown Police Department said that on Saturday, August 12 at 6:33 p.m., authorities received a complaint about noise and breaking glass on a residential street.

Detective Karli Travis, who runs the Middletown Police Cadet Program and serves in the patrol division, was the first officer who responded to the call.

She approached the resident on foot and police said that she immediately noticed that the suspect, 52-year-old Winston Tate, was wielding a blunt object.

This was a hammer. She asked him nicely to put it down. Sometimes asking nicely doesn’t work. So she radioed for backup. Meanwhile, Tate charged her with the hammer, as can be seen in the hair-raising bodycam footage below.

Chief [Eric] McCallister said that the detective attempted to distance herself from her attacker and continued telling the suspect to put the hammer down.

Instead, he beat her with it. Luckily, he didn’t get in a solid blow to the skull before it dawned on the officer that it is better to be judged by 12 than carried by six. She opened fire, regrettably not killing Tate but at least forcing him to retreat.

An investigation into the shooting is ongoing by the inspector general’s office.

Thankfully this didn’t happen in Minneapolis. Travis would probably be brought up on attempted murder charges and thrown into the cell next to Derek Chauvin’s.

On tips from Wiggins and Occam’s Stubble.

Oppressed American Black Escapes to North Korea

American blacks whose lived experience is to feel put upon by the obsequious favoritism they receive will be relieved to learn there are alternatives to living in the land of their oppression. For those who shun their ancestral homeland because Africa has barely emerged from the Stone Age, North Korea provides a more modern alternative:

North Korea finally confirmed Tuesday that US soldier Travis King is being detained in the country — nearly a month after he bolted across the border.

King told investigators that he had decided to enter North Korea because he “harbored ill feelings against inhuman mistreatment and racial discrimination within the US Army,” officials said.

One problem with Critical Race Theory is that those fool enough to believe in it are egged on in their foolishness. Looks like King wanted to defect.

The 23-year-old also expressed his willingness to seek refuge in North Korea or a third country, saying he “was disillusioned at the unequal American society,” the North Korean official news agency, KCN, said in a statement.

Nothing unequal about Marxist North Korea. Progressive utopia has been achieved. Everyone is equal beneath the heel of its rulers.

By now King is likely homesick. Too bad he doesn’t play for the WNBA. Biden would offer North Korea the moon and the stars to bring him back.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Racist Cow Kicked Out of State Fair

Blacks are so oppressed that here’s what happens when a cow in a state fair has a name they object to:

On Thursday, David Blake of Pewaukee, Wisconsin, near Waukesha, joined tens of thousands of others at the Wisconsin State Fair, an annual event dating back all the way to 1851. While Blake was wandering about the bovine area, he saw a cow name that apparently stopped him dead in his tracks.

He took a picture of the nameplate, presumably to inspire a lynch mob on social media. It didn’t take long.

Vaun Mayes, who describes himself as “Milwaukee’s Malcolm X,” then shared the image on Facebook.

The Malcolm X wannabe accompanied the picture with the usual imperious crybullying. Hats off to him for managing to find some racist oppression, which isn’t easy these days.

The cow’s name was promptly changed to Puzzle on the official list of awardees. But that wasn’t enough. The offending cow was ejected from the fair.

A statement was issued to placate the mob:

“The exhibitor who showed this animal was part of our junior show and is also no longer at State Fair Park.”

Junior show. Looks like the cow-namer was a child.

That’s the slippery slope for you. Just the other day, they were canceling Robert E. Lee’s horse. Already they are going after kids and their cows.

The statement continued:

“We plan to review the entry process and discuss ways to prevent this type of situation in the future.”

Future cow names will probably have to pass political review. Good thing there are plenty of recent college graduates with expensive degrees in Victim Studies who are qualified not only to pour coffee at Starbucks but also to staff the Wisconsin State Fair Cow Name Monitoring Committee.

The Blaze does not dare publish the cow’s forbidden name, but hints that it is “Jigaboo.” Maybe the owner mixed up the word with “bug-a-boo,” like Robert Griffin III.

Catherine O’Leary’s was the last cow to cause such a hullabaloo. We’ll see whether the Department of Justice is too busy concocting Trump indictments to take up the case.

On tips from Varla and Wiggins.

Black Professor Paid $1 Million for Not Taking Job

Being black beats working for a living. It pays better:

Texas A&M University reached a $1 million settlement Thursday with a Black journalism professor whose hiring was sabotaged by backlash over her past work promoting diversity.

The lucky victim of oppression is Kathleen McElroy.

Texas A&M was going to hire her to a coveted tenure track position, but there was “internal pushback from then-unidentified individuals over her past work to improve diversity and inclusion in newsrooms,” as AP describes her focus on antiwhite discrimination.

According to investigation documents released Thursday, those individuals included at least six board of regents members who began “asking questions and raising concerns about McElroy’s hiring” after Texas Scorecard, a right-leaning website, highlighted her past diversity, equity and inclusion work.

Sometimes pushback works. They managed to scuttle a potentially disastrous hire, which would have saddled the department with Affirmation Action hires.

They reduced the tenure track to a 1-year appointment from which she could be fired. Not good enough, she sniffed, and decided to stay put at ultraleft UT-Austin.

Then she collected her jackpot justice. No worries; Texas A&M is a public university, so it has bottomless pockets.

The outrageous story is not an aberration. In New York, those of privileged pigmentation have been paid $2 million for not getting hired because they flunked the teachers’ exam and $11.25 million for getting fired for being late 47 times. No wonder so many strive to be marginalized and oppressed.

Professor McElroy radiates the joy of oppression.

On a tip from Franco.