If a judicial power grab flies, the State of Washington will soon have de facto race-based “justice.” This will be the explicit state of affairs several states away in the birthplace of the Cult of George Floyd.

KARE 11 reports from Minneapolis:

Starting Monday, prosecutors in Hennepin County will be required to consider race when offering plea deals, according to a new policy from County Attorney Mary Moriarty.

This violates the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment, but that only matters if judges say it matters.

The justification, according to Moriarty’s office:

“Racial disparities harm our community, lead to distrust, and have a negative impact on community safety. Prosecutors should be identifying and addressing racial disparities at decision points, as appropriate.”

Racial disparities occur because some racial groups are vastly more likely to commit crimes than others. The liberal solution is to unleash Criminals of Color on the communities they prey upon.

A Hennepin County Attorney’s Office spokesmoonbat confirms that the objective is to inflict racial “equity.” This implies that if blacks are 10 times more likely to commit a crime, they should receive one tenth the punishment.

On a tip from R F.

Good Morning, Moonbattery readers! Wait, strike that. Saying “Good Morning” has been revealed as racist:

By equating oppressed status with self-worth, the white masters of the Democrat plantation have this woman eating out of their hand.

Imagine going through life even half-believing in her outlook. No wonder woke blacks are unassimilable.

On a tip from Wiggins.

A bedrock principle of liberal ideology is that American blacks are oppressed. For an example of how oppressed they are in real life, consider that in Ogden, Utah — far from the woke fever swamps of California and New York — their privileged pigmentation gets them perks like free admission:

The Ogden Nature Center is where folks in Utah like to go birdwatching. Admission is $6 for adults and $4 for kids. But if you are black you can visit the nature center free of charge.

Social engineers must have determined that utopia will require more black birdwatchers — hence Black Birders Week. Evidently there are already enough birdwatchers of the Hispanic, Asian, American Indian or Alaska Native, and Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander persuasions, so these groups have to pay admission.

As for white birdwatchers, there are too many whites in general, according to prevailing doctrine, so they can count themselves lucky they don’t have to pay double.

However, there might be a workaround if you self-identify as a black person.

If you can self-identify as a member of the opposite sex, certainly you should be able to claim membership in any race you please — unless of course the whole ideology is baloney, as some have come to suspect.

On a tip from Jack Bauer.