Michelle Obama Gripes That Being First Lady Was Confining

The miseries of the put-upon Michelle Obama do not stop at racist white people oppressing her hair or an America that has “a lot of growing up to do” not letting her be president because it is misogynistic. Serving as First Lady was “confining” — because despite Obama’s celebrated status as the first DEI president, blacks are victims of racism:

You might think it would be worth the sacrifice so as to for the first time in her adult life be proud of her country. But no, having to undergo being treated like a queen for 8 years was too hard.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Michelle Obama Denounces Caucasians for Oppressing Her Hair

The wife of our Historic First Black President will never forgive whites for handing her fame and fortune on an Affirmative Action basis. She still festers with hostility, even accusing Caucasians of oppressing her hair:

[Michelle Obama] said she felt obligated to keep her hair straight during her tenure in the White House in a conversation with actress Tracee Ellis Ross. She blamed white people for the “exhausting” beauty standards she felt she had to upkeep while she was in the spotlight.

Prepare to be educated:

“Let me explain something to white people!” Obama said.

“Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern, so when we’re straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness!” she claimed.

Because of whites, blacks cannot swim or go to the gym:

“And we run away from the water — people won’t go to the gym, because we’re trying to keep our hair straight for y’all. It is exhausting, and it’s so expensive and it takes up so much time!” she whined.

Obama went on to suggest it was in the best interests of white people to allow black women [to] abandon these alleged beauty expectations.

Okay Michelle. You have my permission.

No wait, she is a Democrat, so it has to be done coercively:

“Braids are for y’all so we can work harder and focus on the work, so why do we need an act — an act of law to tell white folks to get out of our hair,” she said.

She referred to the insane CROWN Act, which would establish special legal privileges for blacks on the basis of their hairstyles. This actually passed in the House but was stopped by filibuster in the Senate.

Snarled the victim of pilar oppression:

“Don’t tell me how to wear my hair, don’t wonder about it, don’t touch it — just don’t!”

Be sure to oppress any urges to touch Michelle Obama’s hair.

On a tip from abcanc.

Picture Sums Up Moonbat Attitude on Race

Remember when Chick-fil-A’s Dan Cathy theatrically cleaned the sneakers of some rap guy while bleating contemptibly about racial injustice? The self-abasement continues:

Ultraleft congresscretin Jasmine Crockett is well known for her vociferous hatred of Caucasians. If one picture could sum up the liberal attitude on race, this would be it.

On tips from R F and abcanc.

Blacks-Only Classes in Minneapolis Public Schools

Moonbats will tell you that America is a rotten country because there used to be racial segregation, which is bad — unless it is applied by moonbats:

South High School, a part of the Minneapolis public school system, held two elective courses titled “HS BLACK Culture – Building Lives and Acquiring Knowledge” during the 2024-25 school year.

The classes focused on the “lived reality” of black men and women in the US — and appeared to be open only to black students, a syllabus obtained by the education watchdog group Defending Education and first reported by the Daily Mail showed.

“Open to: All black male students,” the listing of one class read, while the other read, “Open to: All black female students.”

Brown v. Board of Education (1954) and Title VI of the 1964 Civil Right Act bar segregation in public schools. Maybe this only applies to keeping blacks out, whereas keeping whites out is racial justice.

It isn’t a matter of blacks being a minority, because according to the school district’s Office of Black Student Achievement, they comprise the largest demographic in Minneapolis Public Schools. The congressional representative is an African from Somalia named Ilhan Omar. All the same, blacks get special treatment, because they are oppressed and always will be.

On a tip from Jack D.

Inapt Pupil

Congratulations to Janet Neron-Nyangoro on having black children despite being white. Given her ideological orientation, this must make her very proud. She has tried with apparently limited success to teach them how to play the race card:

An Oregon mother whose black daughter was caught selling drugs to other students has accused school officials of racism after they expelled her over the offense.

Janet Neron-Nyangoro claims her child was unfairly targeted because she was one of a handful of black pupils at Sunset High School in Beaverton in 2019.

In accordance with school policy, the girl was offered the options of coming back a year later and of attending Bridges Academy, which Neron-Nyangoro denounces as a “segregation school” because it is not so white as Sunset High School.

An official described the academy as being ‘designed to support students who had been expelled from their comprehensive schools’ and is intended to re-integrate students back to schools after their expulsion.

The daughter admitted that she had been hanging out with a bad crowd and using illicit drugs.

She said she enjoyed Bridges Academy because it gave her one-on-one teaching.

‘It was one-on-one, helping kids so they can actually succeed,’ she said.

Asked whether she was bothered by the higher percentage of students of color, she said she ‘didn’t care’.

They must not offer lessons in crybullying at Bridges Academy, or she would be echoing her moonbat mommy’s shrieks of “RACISM!”

On a tip from 100 Bravo.

University of Missouri Menaced by Black Erasure

“Antiracism” means “racism in favor of blacks.” The University of Missouri Students Association spells it out:

The University of Missouri Students Association earlier this month passed a resolution supporting the Legion of Black Collegians’ racially exclusive monikers for events that it organizes.

The vote in favor of black racism I mean antiracism wasn’t close:

Bill 65-02 passed by a vote of 24-1 in favor and “condemns the University of Missouri for ‘contributing to a hostile and inhospitable learning and living environment for Black students,’” The Maneater reports.

Here’s what they mean by “a hostile environment for Black students”:

Mizzou President Mun Choi had “suggested” that the name of the LBC’s annual “Black 2 Class Block Party” was “exclusiv[e] based on race,” which ultimately led its cancellation last month.

From this, moonbats can only conclude that Mun Choi is a racist who wants to erase blacks:

The LBC responded on its Instagram account, calling the school’s decision a “deliberate act of erasure” …

If blacks can’t erase everyone else, that means they are being erased.

Compounding the racist horror, last year the school made LBC change the name of its “Welcome Black BBQ.”

If anyone tried to hold a barbeque explicitly for Caucasians, rioting savages would burn down the school.

On a tip from R F.

Serena Williams Subjected to Racist Oppression

No one is favored and fawned over in this country like a black who excels at a sport that is not dominated by blacks. Tiger Woods is an obvious example. Serena Williams is another. Yet the former tennis player who now makes a fortune just by being famous feels oppressed — by a decoration in the hallway of her hotel:

The 43-year-old recorded her walk down the hallway of an undisclosed hotel and spotted a table with a vase of cotton plants.

Williams said in the video, which was posted to her Instagram story: ‘How do we feel about cotton as decoration? Personally, for me, it doesn’t feel great.’

It is possible that many generations ago, her ancestors picked cotton on an involuntary basis. Therefore, there should be no cotton in Queen Serena’s presence. Cotton clothes are still permitted for the time being.

It requires creativity for favored identity groups to find reasons to qualify as oppressed.

On tips from Wiggins, Steve T, and Varla.