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Kicked Out of MLS Game for Wearing MAGA Hat

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Season ticket-holder Michael Weitzel was kicked out of a St Louis City SC professional soccer game yesterday for wearing a hat expressing his support for the president of the USA:

This is after Trump decisively won the election. Imagine how his supporters would be treated had he lost.

Technically, Weitzel was in violation of the official Major League Soccer Fan Code of Conduct handbook, which forbids:

Displaying signs, symbols or images for commercial purposes or for electioneering, campaigning or advocating for or against any candidate, political party, legislative issue, or government action

However, flags promoting sexual depravity as a political issue were much more conspicuous than Weitzel’s hat. No one gets kicked out of a professional sports event for blocking people’s view with a Pride Progress flag.

That’s why anarchotyrants aka liberals love to have so many rules and regulations. They are selectively enforced.

On tips from WDS 2.0 and Tlabia Majora.

WNBA Player Paid What She Is Owed

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“Pay us what you owe us!” shriek the militantly lesbian barnacles clinging to the hull of the NBA. One player got what she is owed when her ridiculous wig fell off — namely, laughter.

Naturally, security was called in:

A WNBA game was stopped on Sunday after a player was mocked by a fan for her wig getting knocked off her head.

Phoenix Mercury star Kahleah Copper experienced the unfortunate mishap in the third quarter against the Washington Mystics as she went around a screen, and quickly exited to the locker room to fix the issue.

But the game remained paused afterwards (following a timeout) as referee Amy Bonner spoke with security about an alleged comment that the Mercury bench had heard about the situation.

The wisecracking fan was reportedly ejected. Don’t let security catch you laughing:

Note that the announcers would not even mention what happened. They must have been afraid someone would sic security on them.

Gatorade/WNBA Accidentally Embrace Tradwifery

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Nothing could be more stridently feminist in the worst sense of the word than the repressively lesbian WNBA. Yet it teamed up with Gatorade to launch an ad campaign suggesting that the players would be more useful in the kitchen:

Sniggers Darleen Click at Victory Girls:

Obviously, someone in the advertising department bullpen was looking for a pithy phrase that would fit on a billboard crowded with images of sweaty women, but didn’t think through other implications. …

I personally find Gatorade undrinkable and the WNBA boring, but today I’m very entertained. So “Let Her Cook” isn’t a complete failure.

The moonbattery-addled advertising industry usually has a pernicious effect on society, but maybe this time will be different. From Andrea Widburg at American Thinker:

Before feminism took over America, women routinely reported a high level of happiness in their marriages, their homes, and their communities. And then they started coming “a long way, baby,” and their happiness quotient dropped. While women were generally happier than men in the 1950s, today, women report being significantly less happy than men. …

WNBA women—bitter, race-obsessed, often man-hating—might have been a whole lot happier were they “cooking” for a family in [a] 1950s kitchen.

To sum up,

On a tip from Heckrules.

Ravens Coach Pushes Back Against Goonish Reporter

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The leftism infesting professional sports has driven some of us to find other uses for our time. But it’s nice to know there are still countermoonbats in the NFL — like Baltimore Ravens Head Coach John Harbaugh.

A reporter presented this as a question regarding his visit to the White House:

“It’s obviously a divisive political time. In the past, Donald Trump has said denigrating things about Baltimore. As a prominent representative of Baltimore, what were your thoughts on making that visit?”

Harbaugh’s masterful response:

The question was asked by Kyle Goon of the Baltimore Banner. Seriously, that’s his name. Merriam-Webster defines goon as “a stupid person.”

Outkick reports:

Goon didn’t ask Harbaugh a follow-up and neither did anyone else.

No doubt Goon and his colleagues slunk away to sulk.

A true moonbat, Goon recently denounced Trump as “racist” for wanting the Washington Redskins to go back to their proper name even though it offends clownish liberals like himself.

She-Males Displace Women From Disc Golf

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Where progressives prevail, progress keeps progressing:

At least five men who claim to be transgender competed in the US Pro Disc Golf Association (PDGA) Women’s Championships, which took place June 19 to 22, securing nearly $5,000 in prize money intended for female athletes.

A first-place finisher implied that cancelation could be in store for those who aren’t happy about it:

Trans-identified male athlete James “Nova” Politte took first place in the Women’s 55+ Pro division, securing a national championship title and was awarded a $2,050 prize. During the registration period just prior to the championships, Politte took to social media and announced that he was monitoring the names of the women who switched divisions or dropped out of the competition after he officially entered – suggesting they were doing so due to a lack of “trans acceptance.”

You don’t want to end up on a list of transphobes, do you?

Politte’s romantic partner, Salvatore “Kimberly” Giannola took second place at the Women’s Championships, and a $1,100 prize, in the Women’s 50+ division. Since the start of this year, Giannola has competed in six women’s events, and has received $2,076 in total.

The PDGA put up some resistance by changing the rules so that only people who had been subjected to horrific sex change procedures prior to puberty could compete as members of the opposite sex. But the threat of expensive lawfare forced them to back down to the trans bullies.

When we achieve liberal utopia, only males who aren’t good enough to compete with other males will participate in female sports.

On a tip from abcanc.

No Pork for Islamized German Soccer Team

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One size fits all under moonbat rule. In Islamized Germany, that will mean no pork. Already it is off the menu for Germany’s soccer team:

According to [team cook Andre] Göldner, the decision not to serve pork schnitzel, roast pork and similar dishes is not only a question of nutrition, but also a conscious consideration of the composition of the young team.

That is, the largely Muslim composition.

As goes pork, so will go beer. Oktoberfest won’t be quite the same after it has been culturally enriched.

Profiles in Propaganda: Amol Rajan

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Journalists are supposed to ask questions, not spout lies. Yet watch what happens when tennis legend Martina Navratilova attempts to explain basic fairness and biology to Amol Rajan of the odiously woke BBC.

Transgender freakazoids perch at the apex of the cultural Marxist pyramid of artificial oppression — ranking high above women, as confirmed by left-wing support for cross-dressing men in women’s sports. They are the most favored of favored groups.

Yet A-hole states as if it were a self-evident fact that people who make a show of pretending to be members of the opposite sex are “already terribly persecuted” and proposes that they will be persecuted more if they are not allowed to make a farce of women’s athletics. Then he sanctimoniously scolds Navratilova for not being “sympathetic” to jerks who would destroy her sport out of perverted narcissism.

Mets Present Moonbat Flag During National Anthem

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The media says Clayton Kershaw is divisive for mildly pushing back against decay like this:

Just before their game against the Tampa Bay Rays, as fans stood for the playing of the national anthem, spectators expecting to see the Stars & Stripes on the jumbotron were instead shown the Pride flag.

Actually, it was the Progress Pride Flag, which augments devotion to depraved debauchery with extra colors representing transsexual sickness and Critical Race Theory (i.e., anti-white race hate).

If it were up to the sort of liberal establishmentarians who run every MLB team except the Texas Rangers, this is what we would salute in place of Old Glory:

To rub extra salt in the wound, this was inflicted on Flag Day.

On tips from WDS 2.0, DCGere, and Wiggins.