Stephen King Shows What a Louse He Is — Again

Since Stephen King is a moonbat who tells outlandish stories for a living, it should come as no surprise that he will push any lie, no matter how preposterous, to push his repugnant ideology. Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination, he piled on by accusing Kirk of advocating death by stoning for homosexuals. Now he barks this:

The fabricated screen shot is such obvious parody that only someone who has been cognitively disabled by end stage TDS could fail to see through it:

“WE WILL BE INVESTIGATING THE UN AMERICAN BLUE JAYS WHO ARE ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR BELOVED WORLD SERIES,” reads a screenshot of what appears to be a post by Trump on his Truth Social account. “THEY WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE.”

King’s cartoonish eagerness to seize on anything that would reflect poorly on the president shows once again that he is a louse.

On a tip from David Kight.

Jay Jones Story Makes Mockery of Justice

The candidacy of Jay Jones for Attorney General of Virginia is even more appalling than some realize. Most know that he taunted Republican House Delegate Carrie Coyner with his desire to shoot Republicans in the head and wants their children to die for being “little fascists.” There is more scandal:

Jones was clocked going 116 mph in a 70 mph stretch of highway and charged with reckless driving. While other defendants facing the same charge as he faced — with the “same initial hearing date as Jones” — reportedly got jail sentences, Jones got away with a fine and 1,000 hours of community service.

While slower speeders were thrown in jail, Jones evidently evaded even the community service wrist slap.

Supposedly, Jones did that community service in 2023 — 500 hours at “Meet Our Moment” and 500 hours at the Virginia chapter of the NAACP.

That is, Jones was ordered to work for himself, doing what he would have done anyway to advance moonbattery.

Meet Our Moment is Jones’ own political action committee, founded to train Democrats to run for office.

As for the militantly leftist NAACP,

In 2023, Jones was a senior associate at the massive law firm known as Hogan Lovells. While there, he was involved in a high-profile lawsuit against the Youngkin administration regarding a dispute over public records pertaining to voting restoration practices for previously convicted felons.

The client Jones and Hogan represented in that case? None other than the Virginia NAACP.

The skids are greased for some people — usually people who are left-wing and identify as “oppressed.”

Did Jones’ 500 hours of “community service” for the Virginia NAACP include time spent on the case he worked on at Hogan? Was Jones paid handsomely to engage in his court-ordered community service? That it was “community service” suing Youngkin on a question of voting rights would just be icing on the cake in terms of the brazenness of it.

Meanwhile, this lowlife is endorsed by Abigail “Let Your Rage Fuel You” Spanberger, for whom Barack Obama has been doing ads. The liberal establishment is rotten top to bottom.

On a tip from abcanc.

Moonbat Mob Demands Marxism in New York

Zohran Mamdani + Kathy Hochul = communism. If you doubt it, listen to their supporters scream, “Tax the rich!”

By tax, they mean “loot out of existence.” By rich, they mean anyone with more money than they have.

The end goal of mass Third World immigration is to do to the whole country what Democrats have done to New York, where the Islamocommunist Mamdani is losing among Americans born in this country but almost certain to win the election, thanks to the alliance of foreign moochers and moonbats.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Moonbattery, Madness, and Bad Dentition

Looks like this moonbat is too busy harassing the National Guard troops Trump deployed to restore public safety in DC to visit the orthodontist (leave alone work):

The teeth on this witch would give a dentist PTSD as she warns us about possible nuclear strikes from ICE (LANGUAGE WARNING):

The connection between moonbattery and mental illness is obvious. If there is also a correlation with bad teeth, this could alert us to the presence of moonbats who go undercover by bathing and not dying their hair blue.

On tips from Wiggins.

Siege of Portland ICE Facility Finally Lifted

It took far too long, but public order just reasserted itself at the Portland ICE facility to which Antifa scum has laid siege at least since June. Off goes their garbage to the town dump:

They might need to call in a hazmat team for a more thorough cleaning.

Now on to the rest of the country, which ICE must be allowed to defend from foreign invasion without interference from domestic enemies.

Kamala Harris: I Am Not Done

No matter how decisively Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers are destroyed, they always come back for another lame sequel. Kamala Harris’s 2020 race for the White House collapsed by the end of 2019. In 2024, she was clobbered by 86 electoral votes, losing every swing state to a guy who had been relentlessly demonized by the media for nearly a decade. Here she comes again:

Cackala: “I am not done.” If your Thanksgiving feast comes out of the oven as done as this turkey, you may have to fall back on leftovers.

BBC: “You write very powerfully.” With this, I could rest my case against this cartoonishly left-wing, coercively funded propaganda platform. Yet even the Beeb understands the unelectably unlikeable Commiela would lose once again.

Yet again, Cackles is framed as the woman candidate, as if only misogyny could explain voting against this conspicuously incompetent radical leftist. Sticking with the tired out tactic of bullying voters with DEI arguments makes about as much sense as a Harris 2028 campaign.

Five Reasons You Are a Racist

Only a white woman with a nose ring is qualified to explain why you are racist and therefore deplorable. This specimen provides five reasons:

To recap:

1. “My family did not own slaves.”

Never mind that portraying slavery as specific to one race is racist. Not many of the Americans whom the US Marines prevented from being enslaved by Arabs on the Shores of Tripoli under President Jefferson were black.

2. “I voted for Obama.”

This is unlikely to apply to many Moonbattery.com readers, but be advised that not even voting for a black punk running on fundamentally transforming America into some different country can redeem you for being a racist as all white people are.

3. “Not to play Devil’s advocate, but…”

If words that could be used to express noncompliant observations have not been eliminated from your vocabulary, you are a racist.

4. “Black on black crime.”

This an example of a noncompliant observation that must not be made or else you are a racist. It is a distraction from “systemic violence” — i.e., violence that is not violent and does not even exist.

5. “Why can’t we all just get along?”

This famous quote proves that even Rodney King — who set off the LA Riots by attacking police officers while in a drug-induced state of psychosis — has internalized racism. It serves to “protect white comfort” and therefore should be abolished, since only a racist would permit Caucasians to be comfortable.

On a tip from Wiggins.