Morning Laugh

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Moonbats are well endowed with deranged self-righteousness, less so with smarts:

An anti-ICE protester in Massachusetts forgot to put her car in park while yelling at agents making an arrest of an illegal alien and her car rolled into a lake and [sank], an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) source tells Fox News.

Watch and laugh as the wokester gets her just reward for haranguing ICE agents defending her country:

On a tip from Wiggins.

Trump Official Assaulted at United Nations

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Considering that leftists have tried multiple times to assassinate Donald Trump, it comes as no surprise that officials in his administration are not safe — even during high security events at the United Nations. On Thursday afternoon,

“An HHS official was followed into a bathroom, recorded, physically assaulted and verbally accosted by a deranged leftist at the UN who somehow entered the venue past multiple layers of security,” White House Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly told Fox News Digital. “Thankfully, the official is safe, and the lunatic was arrested, but this is part of a disturbing and dangerous set of failures by the UN after their sabotage of President Trump ahead of and during his speech.”

Kelly told Fox News Digital that the U.S. Secret Service will investigate “how this violent protester was admitted into a major national security event.”

It could have been the same way the escalator happened to die when Trump and Melanie stepped onto it, as did the teleprompter when Trump started to make a speech.

Echoing the rhetoric of the MSM/Democratic Party, the assailant called the female Trump official a “fascist” and a “Nazi” while screaming in favor of Palestine (i.e., Hamas) and shining a bright light in her face. The attack lasted about 10 minutes. She was charged with assault, aggravated harassment, attempted assault, and criminal possession of a weapon and — New York being a liberal jurisdiction — was released from custody the following day.

On tips from abcanc and Wiggins.

Serena Williams Subjected to Racist Oppression

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No one is favored and fawned over in this country like a black who excels at a sport that is not dominated by blacks. Tiger Woods is an obvious example. Serena Williams is another. Yet the former tennis player who now makes a fortune just by being famous feels oppressed — by a decoration in the hallway of her hotel:

The 43-year-old recorded her walk down the hallway of an undisclosed hotel and spotted a table with a vase of cotton plants.

Williams said in the video, which was posted to her Instagram story: ‘How do we feel about cotton as decoration? Personally, for me, it doesn’t feel great.’

It is possible that many generations ago, her ancestors picked cotton on an involuntary basis. Therefore, there should be no cotton in Queen Serena’s presence. Cotton clothes are still permitted for the time being.

It requires creativity for favored identity groups to find reasons to qualify as oppressed.

On tips from Wiggins, Steve T, and Varla.

Chicago Teachers Union Honors Communist Cop Killer

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Leftists effectively run public education through teachers unions, which maintain power by funneling members’ money into the Democratic Party. They are leftists in the full sense of the term; that is, they are evil:

Rest in peace, Trooper Werner Foerster.

On a tip from Franco.

Aging Bolshevik Hypocrite Tries to Dictate Speech by Political Pressure

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When I saw the headline, I thought it was a zinger from the Babylon Bee:

Bernie Sanders Demands Nexstar Air Jimmy Kimmel While Denouncing ‘Political Pressure’ On TV Stations

But parody cannot keep pace with reality when it comes to moonbats. The story is from Fox News:

Nexstar Media Group announced Wednesday it would continue to preempt late-night host Jimmy Kimmel from its ABC affiliate stations after Disney lifted his suspension following his controversial comments about the Charlie Kirk assassination.

Characteristic of the unrepentent Kimmel, the “controversial comments” consisted of the vile lies that Charlie Kirk was killed by a fellow conservative and that Donald Trump did not grieve his death.

Brace yourself for Grand Canyon-scale cognitive dissonance — or to put it less charitably, hypocrisy:

“Decisions about what Americans watch shouldn’t be dictated by political pressure,” [Bernie] Sanders wrote on X. “Nexstar must immediately restore Jimmy Kimmel to viewers in Vermont and across the U.S. Broadcasters should not cave in to an authoritarian-type president who can’t accept criticism.”

Decisions about what Americans watch should not be dictated by political pressure, so do what the senator tells you and air his leftist ally, even if it is an insult to your audience. Submit to the Marxist-Leninist, or else you are caving in to authoritarianism.

Bernie ought to be careful trying to dictate speech by bullying. What goes around, comes around:

On tips from Jester.

Illegal Alien Who Ran From Law Is Superintendent of Des Moines Public Schools

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No wonder kids are coming out of public schools indoctrinated in hard left ideology and unable to read, write, or do math. Look who we have running them, even in red states in the Heartland:

An Iowa school district superintendent living in the United States illegally who also faces weapons charges was arrested Friday, authorities said.

Ian Andre Roberts, who heads the Des Moines Public Schools—the largest school district in the state—was taken into custody on a fugitive warrant. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents pursued Roberts after he sped away, authorities said.

He abandoned his vehicle and had to be chased down with dogs. Just like slave patrols, Jasmine Crockett must be screeching.

In the car, they found weapons and $3,000 in cash. No word on whether the money was hidden in a hollowed-out copy of Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States.

Roberts entered the U.S. illegally from Guyana, authorities said. He last entered the country through New York on Aug. 30, 1999, on an F-1 student visa to attend St. John’s University in Queens.

Extracurricularly, Roberts serves the community on a race-based basis:

Roberts also served on the board of the Directors Council, a local group comprised of several nonprofits focused on Des Moines’ Black community.

It could be that DEI played a role in his appointment as Superintendent for Des Moines Public Schools.

Roberts was not legally authorized to work in the U.S. after his employment authorization card expired in 2020, authorities said.

That’s okay; look how diverse he is:

Roberts was ordered deported last year. He has held his lofty public schools position since 2023.

At the expense of American taxpayers, this position has paid him well:

His current base salary exceeded $180,000 per year, and district officials were preparing to raise his base pay to $270,000. Over the course of his tenure, that means Roberts could have earned millions of dollars in taxpayer money while residing in the country illegally.

Now you know why your property taxes are so high.

No wonder liberals want to kill ICE agents. They have deprived our schools of an educrat certain to advance their ideology.

On tips from abcanc, WDS 2.0, and David Kight.