Stock Tanks for De-Americanized Cracker Barrel

You hear it again and again: Get woke, go broke. Yet corporations keep stepping on the same rake:

Cracker Barrel lost $94 million in a day after a disastrous rebrand sparked outrage among President Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” base.

No doubt on the advice of marketing moonbats of the type who thought Dylan Mulvaney was a suitable spokesman for Bud Light, the chain sterilized both the logo and decor of their restaurants, eradicating all trace of the Americana that was the whole point of Cracker Barrel.

The effect on Cracker Barrel stock should have been predictable:

It finished Thursday at $54.80 a share, down about 7.15 percent on the day. … CBS News’ Money Watch reported in the early afternoon Cracker Barrel had lost nearly $200 million but it was able to make up some ground before the closing bell.

Then it went back to losing ground yesterday.

Another cliché corporations should familiarize themselves with: If it’s not broken, don’t fix it.

On a tip from Anonymous.

Fat Church

Maybe people who embrace obesity as their identity really are oppressed. We dedicate an entire month to celebrating pride and disordered lust. Why not gluttony? After all, it too is among the Seven Deadly Sins.

Fat Church strives to correct the disparity:

Fatness is not a sin. Nor is it a failing of willpower or a moral evil.

Fatness is simply a much-maligned, naturally-occurring body type that’s scapegoated in a society that values thin, white, and abled bodies over all others.

Oppression tends to be intersectional. Here, it is inflicted by those who are not only nonobese but also white and nondisabled.

Fat Church is a movement inviting Christians to examine their own biases against fatness, hold them to the light of the gospel of God’s freedom and abundance, and imagine a society where all bodies are liberated from anti-fat oppression.

The intersectionality goes further:

If you are a person of faith and want to know how anti-fatness fits in with the other oppressions in our society (racism, white supremacy, homophobia, patriarchy), come on in.

The list of vices and unsavory eccentricities presented as Christian continues to expand. We already had the following:

Drag queen exhibitionism
Furry fandom
Homosexuality
More homosexuality
Nudism
Polyamory
Recreational drug use
Sadomasochism
Sex toys
Still more homosexuality
Swinger debauchery
Transvestitism
Veganism
Witchcraft

On a tip from Mike B.

Moonbat Forest Management

Come to Democrat-dominated Olympia, Washington to see what America will look like if leftists succeed in reducing it to a homeless encampment:

DEI Applied to Education

Where moonbattery prevails, everything else is crowded out. Before long, there will be no standards at all in academia except moonbattery. Students will be accepted to college who cannot even read and write, so long as they check correct identity group boxes. University of Connecticut is already there:

Fat Studies Versus Health

Cultural Marxism calls for arraying oppressed classes against the core population so as to undermine society. Since no one is really oppressed in this country, classes of artificial victims must be created. The newest one consists of people whose self-images center on being obese — I mean fat:

In the world of fat activism, the “O-words”—overweight and obesity—are expressly verboten. That’s because advocates and “fat studies” scholars want to destigmatize and accommodate fatness—their preferred term—and push back against the view that overweight or obese people are somehow abnormal or diseased.

To be obese is by definition abnormal. Obesity is recognized as a disease by the American Medical Association. It is associated with many other diseases, including coronary heart disease, hypertension, high cholesterol, dyslipidemia, heart attacks, heart failure, stroke, diabetes, osteoarthritis, gallstones, liver problems, endometrial cancer, postmenopausal breast cancer, prostate cancer, colorectal cancer, kidney disease, apnea, asthma, psoriasis, reflux, mood disorders, and incontinence. Consequently, it is correlated with reduced life expectancy.

Now a third problematic O-word has emerged: Ozempic.

Fat activists do not like Ozempic because it helps people lose weight, which from their perspective is counterproductive.

Meanwhile,

The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services recently estimated that obesity is associated with approximately $385 billion in health spending in 2024. According to a recent paper in JAMA, employees with obesity have seven times the medical claims costs and 11 times the indemnity claims costs of those with a healthy weight. They file twice as many worker compensation claims. …

According to a 2023 paper in the journal Nature, roughly 8% of all medical expenditures in the U.S. are associated with the treatment of obesity.

But to acknowledge all this is to commit stigmatization, which academia regards as thoughtcrime.

Fat studies, an interdisciplinary field that arose in the 1990s, focuses on what it calls “weight-based oppression”…

No wonder some people want Democrats to force others to pay off their student loans. It can’t be easy to secure gainful employment with a degree in fat studies.

Like ethnic studies and queer studies, fat studies was inspired by activism and organized around identity, incorporating aspects of social sciences, the arts and the humanities. In the language of fat studies, to “fatten” an issue means to examine it through the lens of the fat justice movement.

There is no shortage of moonbats whose heads have undergone fattening.

On a tip from Varla.

Even More Blasphemous Anti-Christian Musical

A recent Jesus Christ Superstar production featured a lesbian as Jesus. Moonbats who find it insufficiently tasteless and blasphemous are referred to the new musical Jeezus!

The Guardian loves it:

The image of Jesus has been used by some to shame and subjugate queer people across the Christian world, but Alpaqa theatre collective dare to ask: what if Jesus was queer himself? In this cheeky musical comedy … we meet young Jesús (Sergio Antonio Maggiolo), son of Maria and Jose, who is getting ready to make his first holy communion.

The setting is 1990s Peru. Jose is a member of the armed forces under right-wing president Alberto Fijimori.

The sycophancy of his supporters is explored with a sexy romp of a song: “We will suck your massive dic … tatorship.”

That’s what passes for high culture among moonbats these days.

At home, Jose rules with religion and homophobia, leaving little Jesús fearing the feelings stirred when he sees presentations of semi-naked Jesus…

Jeezus! lightly explores the grip of religious patriarchy and the potential salvation of embracing love with no limits, in a sweet and smutty hour of uplifting musical comedy. As the pair sing at the close: “If love is a mortal sin, let’s burn in hell.”

They just might.

On a tip from abcanc.