What Would You Say You Do Here?

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One of the funnier scenes from The Office…

…is not so funny for federal bureauweenies now that it has come to life:

Anybody believe his suggestion that Elon Musk’s minions are doxxing “queer and trans folks”? LGBT status is so advantageous lately that nonperverts probably claim it for the favoritism.

On tips from DCGere and Mr. Freemarket.

Even Late Night Apparatchiks Laugh at Democrats

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It isn’t just CNN. Even late night comedy shows may rediscover a sense of humor, confronted by the ongoing pratfall that is the Democratic Party.

Via Fox News:

Late-night hosts Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and more mocked Sen. Chuck Schumer in the last week or so after the Democratic senator made several attempts to speak out against President Donald Trump’s policies. …

Nobody could take this seriously:

Schumer stood alongside Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., and several other Democrats on Tuesday at a “Nobody Elected Elon” rally. Schumer, while holding Waters’ hand, chanted “we will win, we will win, we will win,” before pausing and saying, “we won’t rest, we won’t rest!”

Given that their party was just trounced by Trump in the election, the scene was cringe-inducing but too humorous for even the unfunniest late night apparatchiks to miss the humor.

On a tip from Chuck A.

Science Museum Calls Legos Heteronormative

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Don’t worry that rescinding science in favor of indigenous wisdom will leave employees of science museums with nothing to do. Staff can occupy themselves sniffing out thoughtcrime. London’s Science Museum even managed to discover homophobia in Legos:

Lego can be anti-gay because some people describe the bricks as having male or female parts which ‘mate’ with each other, Science Museum staff have claimed.

Suggesting however obliquely that male and female parts would be used to mate is described as “heteronormative” — i.e., thoughtcrime.

This was revealed to museum patrons during a tour entitled Seeing Things Queerly.

The tour was devised by a ‘gender and sexuality network’ at the museum which is a group of ‘staff and volunteers committed to creating more visibility and inclusion for the LGBTQ+ community in the Science Museum Group’s museums and collection’.

Seriously, that’s what they do with their time.

Taxpayer money bestowed upon these clowns could not be more shamefully wasted if it were spent by USAID — and yes, the museum is publicly funded.

It comes after Lego pledged in 2011 to remove what it claimed was gender bias in its toys, saying it wanted to tackle the problem of ‘age-old stereotypes that label activities as only being suitable for one specific gender’.

Yet again we see that no amount of corporate pandering to political correctness will ever be enough.

On tips from Steve T and Franco.

CNN Panel Laughs at Democrat Pol Reaction to DOGE

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The liberal establishmentarians dominating CNN unsurprisingly oppose Elon Musk’s DOGE for revealing the staggering waste and corruption that characterize the federal government. But not even they can resist snickering at the pathetic reaction of Democrat politicians.

Via Daily Mail:

A panel of CNN commentators openly mocked a group of Democrats over their protest of Elon Musk.

The network had aired a short clip, which included the likes of Chuck Schumer and Jasmine Crockett protesting outside of the Treasury on Tuesday against Musk.

As part of their quick montage, the outlet cut together short soundbites from the protest, ending with a snip of Schumer holding his arms aloft shouting ‘we will win’.

The scene truly brought the cringe.

Scott Jennings, a vocal supporter of President Trump, could hardly hold back his laughter as the clip ended, giggling as he asked: ‘Can we play it again?’

Host Abby Phillip managed to keep her cool but was clearly amused by the scenes at the protest.

By the time Democrats start to lose CNN, they have lost the country.

On a tip from Chuck A.

Scottish Moonbats Come After Cats

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Having learned nothing from the Black Plague, the moonbats running Britain considered killing all cats as part of their hysterical overreaction to Covid. Having learned nothing from the excesses of Covid tyranny, they are coming after cats again:

Households in Scotland could be prohibited from owning cats as part of new plans aimed at protecting the country’s wildlife.

A report by the Scottish Animal Welfare Commission (SAWC) – ordered by the Scottish Government – states that cats are wreaking havoc on the local population of mammals and birds.

Just as the Ministry of Truth suppresses truth, the Scottish Animal Welfare Commission wants to wage war on cats.

The body estimates about 250,000 bats and 27 million birds in the UK are killed each year by felines.

Bats are close relatives of moonbats, as confirmed by the similar shudder they induce when you find yourself surrounded by them. Small surprise if bureauweenies resent cats.

Their concern about birds is less sincere. Otherwise, they would ban wind turbines, which kill the most majestic of birds and which unlike cats have no redeeming value, as they are not an efficient means to generate electricity.

The SAWC also said that domestic cats’ impact goes beyond just killing – the pets often torture their prey for fun…

Cats do not have long snouts like canines. They have to be mindful that their prey does not scratch out their eyes. Consequently, they often stun the prey with their paws before delivering the death blow with their jaws. This has been attributed to sadism by the sort of people who used to kill cats for being witches’ familiars and thereby helped rat-borne fleas to spread the plague.

On a tip from Wiggins. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.

More Revelations on Looting Spree That Is USAID

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When Elon Musk turned over the rock labeled “USAID,” creepy-crawlies scuttled out in a torrent. It seems no cause is too pernicious to have been surreptitiously bankrolled through this Deep State money-laundering operation. Our taxes were used to promote sexual perversion in places like Sri Lanka; to fund leftist propaganda platforms like Politico, the New York Times, and Associated Press; to enrich the sinister World Economic Forum; and even to attack Moonbattery.com. Our money was flushed down patently insane projects like the “Climate Gender Equity Fund” and bought the opinions of rats like Bill Kristol. More comes to light faster than reports can be confirmed.

The thousands of riots and $billions in property damage inflicted by Black Lives Matter were financially egged on not only by “virtue”-signaling corporations and donations from fools but by taxpayers on a coercive basis, after laundering by the Tides Center and USAID:

You might think Chelsea Clinton doesn’t need your money. USAID bureauweenies beg to differ:

Chelsea Clinton receives annual funding from USAID for her Foundation, which provides afternoon meals to children in Africa, India, and Bangladesh. However, the reported number of meals served stands at 11,886, implying an astonishing cost of $1,410 per meal.

Looks like Kristol isn’t the only liberal establishmentarian posing as a conservative to receive financial compensation. Word has it that David French’s Redeeming Babel took in $308,000 from the USAID-funded Rockefeller Foundation.

Prominent among the most ham-fistedly left-wing propaganda platforms on the planet is the BBC. It is funded by force by British taxpayers — and by American taxpayers:

No wonder Chuck Todd regards Musk as a “five-alarm fire.”

This goes well beyond the flagrant waste we expect of Democrats. USAID takes corruption to levels no functional society would tolerate. The Democrat strategy has been not to pretend they didn’t know but to demonize Elon Musk for exposing it — even invoking violent rhetoric.

Because we are no longer reliant on people like Chuck Todd for information, they will never get this toothpaste back in the tube.

On tips from WDS 2.0, Bluto, and Wiggins.

Rescinding Science in Favor of Indigenous Wisdom

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There is no blessing bestowed by European civilization upon the world that leftists do not want to rescind. This includes science.

Check this out:

Indigenous Peoples’ expertise has been excluded from settler-colonial and Western systems of scientific inquiry practices, land classification, and relations to the data about Indigenous homelands in digital environments. The United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (UNDRIP) reaffirms Indigenous Peoples’ collective rights to self-determination in the application of their political, economic, social, and cultural knowledge, but settler colonial institutions have largely failed to uphold these rights as they apply in digital environments and Earth science research.

The extract above did not appear in a college newspaper editorial written by a clueless freshman. It was published in the prestigious journal Nature Communications. The peer-reviewed article argues that Earth Sciences should be conducted from the viewpoint of Stone Age savages because “historical injustices”:

As climate and biodiversity crises intensify, Earth Science institutions and researchers globally are racing to collect more data in an attempt to support research on drivers and responses to environmental change that can inform responses, risk communications, and adaptations. However, continuing this work from the same settler colonial framework that led to the current conditions will only perpetuate historical injustices and extractive practices.

Note the predictable reference to the nonexistent climate crisis that is blamed on settler colonialists (a.k.a. white people) and that leftists have been using as a wrecking ball against economic freedom and our standard of living.

This is moonbattery, not science. It is motivated out of an urge not to understand but to destroy.

If current trends prevail, “science” in the future will be conducted by shamans waving feathers and chanting incantations. Anyone unhappy with the results will be denounced as a racist and punished.

On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: National Review.