It used to be that a company selling laundry detergent would want your clothes to come clean. Now, the emphasis is on preaching about the danger cleaning your clothes poses to the allegedly delicate climate. CNN is impressed:

Doing your laundry with cold water can help save the planet, and maybe save you some money along the way.

That’s the message from Tide in a newly launched campaign to decarbonize laundry. The goal is for consumers in North America to do three out of every four loads of laundry with cold water instead of hot by 2030, up from about half today. That would eliminate the power consumption required to heat cold water.

According to liberal dogma, power consumption makes the weather warmer by producing plant-enriching CO2. This is bad because it imperils man-eating polar bears.

Tide is made by Procter & Gamble, the same company whose insufferably woke commercials have promoted perversion, obesity, man hatred, the bogus black oppression narrative, and the literally insane notion that men can menstruate.

Shailesh Jejurikar, CEO of Procter & Gamble’s fabric and home care division, says that if you wash your clothes in cold water, “you’re helping to save the planet.”

Instead of “preaching to people,” the P&G exec described a “fun” marketing campaign that will feature cameos by wrestling legend “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and rapper and actor Ice-T.

Ice-T is best known to moonbattologists as the guy who recorded “Cop Killer,” a song that encourages listeners to murder police officers. A sample of the lyrics:

My adrenaline’s pumpin’
I got my stereo bumpin’
I’m ’bout to kill me somethin’
A pig stopped me for nuthin’

Cop killer, better you than me
Cop killer, f*** police brutality
Cop killer, I know your mama’s grievin’
(F*** her)
Cop killer, but tonight we get even

Die, die, die pig, die
F*** the police, f*** the police
F*** the police, f*** the police
F*** the police, f*** the police
F*** the police, yeah

Only in a world run by liberals could Ice-T be used to virtue signal.

Now back to CNN:

P&G (PG), one of the largest advertisers in the consumer space, plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on the cold water washing campaign in traditional advertising, social media and inside stores.

Like they say about fools and their money. But which are the fools, PC P&G execs or their customers? That depends on the success of the virtue signaling.

On a tip from Steve T.

Until Democrats have finished consolidating power, political repression in the USA is mostly decentralized. An example is Covfefe Coffee, which was crushed for its politically incorrect support of Donald Trump not by Big Government, but by Chase Bank, which it relied on for receiving payments. Chase informed the company that “pending payments will be canceled and you won’t be able to withdraw funds at this time” due to unspecified “violation of the terms of service” — i.e., ideological infractions. But wait, Covfefe Coffee was not crushed after all.

The company was able to keep collecting payments through PayPal. Cheers Not the Bee:

Since Chase’s draconian, cancel-culture move, I’m happy to report that Covfefe Coffee’s revenue has rocketed to the moon, with nearly an 8,000% increase in sales this last month.

Take this, Chase moonbats:

The retailer will be donating some of the proceeds to Chris Rufo of the Discovery Institute, who’s done an amazing job outlining how Marxist racial theory is infiltrating schools, as well as Look Ahead America, which is facing legal action over their reporting on alleged election fraud.

Covfefe Coffee is now collecting payment through Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Unfortunately, there is no guarantee that all of them won’t follow Chase Bank and cancel a coffee company for supporting a former president who over 74 million Americans voted for a few months ago. Buy their coffee while you can.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

If militant moonbats could find a Nazi rune in the layout of the stage at CPAC, it should come as no surprise that they also found Nazism in an Amazon smartphone app logo. The lunatics were of course promptly catered to:

From the New York Post story:

The e-commerce giant introduced the new icon in January to replace the symbol of a shopping cart with one featuring a brown box with a jagged piece of blue tape above the company’s iconic smile-shaped arrow.

But sharp-eyed users noticed the tape disturbingly recalled the Führer’s toothbrush mustache.

Having been caught red-handed revering the Führer, Amazon changed the logo to the image on the right above. But that hardly addresses the underlying menace.

Nazism is everywhere, all around us, requiring drastic action. You just have to be woke to see it.

On a tip from Varla.

The KFC chicken-free chicken sandwich was only the beginning. Fast food behemoths are part of the establishment. The official ideology of the establishment is moonbattery. According to liberal dogma, eating meat makes the weather too warm. So don’t expect McDonald’s to keep serving meat indefinitely.

Via Eat This, Not That:

McDonald’s is expected to launch its first plant-based burger, the McPlant, later this year, and it sounds like this is only the first of many new plant-based options for the chain. Beyond Meat, which is partnering with McDonald’s on the McPlant patty, has announced a three-year global deal with the fast-food giant. According to VegNews, the partnership will result in several innovative protein alternatives for the McDonald’s menu.

In addition to beef,

McDonald’s will explore alternatives to chicken, pork, and eggs…

At other fast food chains, pseudo-food will substitute for pizza and tacos:

Yum Brands, which owns Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC, has penned a similar distribution agreement with Beyond [Meat], that will help them create plant protein-based pizza toppings, chicken alternatives, and possibly taco fillings, according to CNN.

Meat will bring a pretty price on the black market after progressives finish consolidating power. Too bad it is hard to stockpile.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

Bill Gates and other moonbat social engineers will be delighted by a new product KFC is trying out in Malaysia. Via Poultry World:

KFC Malaysia has launched its Zero Chicken Burger, a plant-based and meatless burger that promises the flavour of Colonel’s secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices, but which has no chicken. …

The chicken-free chicken burger has been created in collaboration with meat substitute brand Quorn and carries a halal-certified meat-free patty…

Regrettably, the chicken-free chicken sandwich cannot be certified as 100% politically correct. It does not meet vegetarian much less vegan requirements, because as KFC Malaysia warns, it is “prepared sharing the same cooking equipment as other KFC products.”

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

The eradication of gender is nearly complete. The 70-year-old Mr Potato Head line of toys will now have the more gender-neutral name “Potato Head.”

We have not achieved utopia quite yet, because after the announcement Hasbro clarified that Mr Potato Head himself will still keep the “Mr”:

As noted at National Review,

The brand name change, which will appear on boxes this year, makes the spud the latest toy to undergo changes to conform to diversity and inclusion efforts. Others include the Thomas the Tank Engine line, which now features more female characters, and American Girl, which has begun selling a boy doll.

Let’s hope Mr and Mrs Potato Head remain legal in California, where a new bill would mandate gender-neutral children’s retail departments.

On tips from Wiggins and Varla.