Category Archives: Corporate Moonbattery

Aunt Jemima Replaced by Pearl Milling Company

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In their desperation to find racism against favored blacks, the PC police have proclaimed that brand name icons like Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and the Cream of Wheat chef are somehow offensive. All have been canceled. Now Quaker Oats/PepsiCo has announced the replacement name for Aunt Jemima: Pearl Milling Company.

What could be whiter than a pearl?

From the moonbats at CBS News:

Last June, when the [probably fentanyl-caused death] of George Floyd gave rise to protests against racial injustice, PepsiCo was one of many brands and people to face backlash over identities seen as problematic. As the likes of Lady Antebellum and the Washington Redskins football team changed their names — to Lady A and the Washington Football Team, respectively — the food, snack and beverage corporation also pledged to do better.

That is, they pledged to obey social justice bullies, no matter how unreasonable their demands.

Quacks Kristin Kroepfl, vice president and chief marketing officer of Quaker Foods North America,

“As we work to make progress toward racial equality through several initiatives, we also must take a hard look at our portfolio of brands and ensure they reflect our values and [quack quack quack].”

Racial equality has been reified:

Kneeling is nice, but warriors against inequity do not live by servile deference alone. They like money:

The brand also pledged $5 million to support the Black community.

In the past, shakedown artists like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have gotten rich off such racial payoffs. Nowadays, corporations frantic to demonstrate their wokeness have been throwing so much money around, it is hard to say where it actually goes. Maybe Black Lives Matter will be equipped with $5 million worth of gasoline for setting fire to police stations.

On a tip from Lyle. Hat tip: Not the Bee.

Airbnb Bans Guests for Political Reasons

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In the future, you won’t be able to rent lodging unless Big Tech certifies that you are not an incorrect person. Airbnb brings that future closer:

Airbnb announced on Monday that it would be reviewing reservations in the Washington DC area ahead of the presidential inauguration and will ban any guests it believes are associated with “hate groups” or violent activity.

The term “hate group” can be applied to any group the liberal establishment hates.

If this had anything to do with preventing violence, Airbnb would blacklist people suspected of taking part in the hundreds of devastating Black Lives Matter/Antifa riots that have destroyed property, businesses, and lives over the past year.

The ban extends into the future, and is not limited to people found guilty of taking part in illegal activities.

Intolerance for dissidents is not new at Airbnb:

Airbnb has had a policy of removing guests that are confirmed to be members of hate groups since 2017 after the company blocked guests who were traveling to a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia.

That alleged “white supremacist rally” was largely attended to people who objected to a Robert E. Lee statue being removed as part of a campaign to erase prominent figures from history. This campaign soon went after the Founding Fathers, as had been predicted.

The company offers a hotline so that people can rat out guests they suspect of violating Airbnb policies. It is unclear whether having voting Republican counts as a violation.

Communist China’s social credit system is taking shape in the USA. If you think the discrimination is bad now, wait until Biden’s handlers take control.

On a tip from Henry.

Bank Threatens to Withdraw Accounts for Mask Noncompliance

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Big Government doesn’t need to be everywhere. It gets plenty of help repressing the population from the liberal establishment. Militant progressives control everything — not only the media, entertainment, schools, and pro sports, but the major corporations, including banks.

From Britain:

HSBC … said customers who break the law could forfeit their bank account.

Government guidelines mandate wearing a face mask at the bank.

Those who refuse to comply will be refused service and could have their bank accounts withdrawn.

Let’s hope customers who come in without a mask at least get to keep their money, even if they can’t keep it at the bank.

If UK banks can close your account for mask noncompliance, it shouldn’t be long before stateside banks start closing the accounts of those suspected of being deplorables. We already read this:

PayPal says it has ended its relationship with Christian crowdfunding site GiveSendGo after PayPal asked the site to take down campaigns raising money for supporters of President Donald Trump arrested during last week’s riot at the United States Capitol.

To continue working with PayPal, GiveSendGo would have had to censor campaigns at PayPal’s discretion.

When hooligans were arrested in left-wing riots, Kamala Harris raised funds to bail them out so they could get back to burning down Minneapolis. No word on when PayPal will cancel de facto President-elect Harris.

After utopia has been imposed, inmates of the UK and USA will have social credit scores like in China. Countermoonbats with low scores will have to keep their money under the mattress — until cash is abolished, at which point they will be reduced to barter.

On tips from Lyle and ABC of the ANC.

Colgate Encourages Children to Be “Nonbinary”

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If you have been buying Colgate toothpaste because Crest is made by Procter & Gamble of the unendurably woke commercials that promote perversion, obesity, man hatred, the bogus black oppression narrative, and the bizarre lie that men can menstruate, don’t bother having a preference in the future:

I just want toothpaste. I don’t want to help screw up sexually confused teenagers.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.

Change the Whirled: The Ultimate Moonbat Product

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Waging war against America, white people, and the concept of law and order has never been easier. All you have to do is pack on a little extra weight by indulging in a carton of Ben & Jerry’s “Change the Whirled” vegan nondairy pseudo–ice cream:

The belligerently leftist Ben & Jerry’s has been bought out by a monolithic globalist corporation based in Europe that shares its political stance, Unilever.

If one moonbat personifies hatred of the USA, it is the washed-up athlete who went on to become a zillionaire anti-American activist, Colin Kaepernick. Why do major corporations pay $millions to be identified with a character who is intensely hated by a significant percentage of the population? Power Line lays some of the blame on the practice of pandering to communist China:

Unilever United States has sales of $3.83 billion. On the other hand, Unilever’s sales in China are exploding, expected to grow by 400% in the current decade, to RMB50bn, which translates to $7.9 billion.

Unilever, like so many companies–Nike and the NBA are obvious examples, but there are a great many others–doesn’t mind sponsoring anti-Americanism when their real money lies in China. Especially since the Chinese Communists, unlike us Americans, actually pay attention to the political stances of the companies that do business there.

If patriotic Americans categorically refused to buy anything from corporations with an aggressively leftist public stance, this nauseating nonsense would stop. But in the age of Black Lives Matter, it is getting hard to find anyone else to buy from.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

The “Socially Responsible” Scam

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Corporate America’s woke ESG posturing has jumped the shark into self-parody. Major corporations lavishly support the conspicuously evil race-rioting Marxists of Black Lives Matter and praise the potentially ruinous global warming hoax.

Extreme foolishness doesn’t explain this seeming lunacy; the people running these companies can’t be dopes. What they are is swindlers; the woke posturing is a scam. John Stossel debunks its application on Wall Street:

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Macy’s Commits Racism

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Despite its servile pandering to Black Lives Matter, Macy’s may be in for more looting. It has committed a racist thought crime:

Macy’s is under fire after calling the Zeta Phi Beta Centennial Steppers a “diverse dance group” in a Thanksgiving Day tweet.

The Steppers performed in this year’s scarcely attended one-block-long Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was founded at nearly all-black Howard University.

“What’s that sound, you ask? Why it’s the diverse dance group, Zeta Phi Beta Steppers!” Macy’s exclaimed in a now-deleted tweet.

MSNBC thought cop Joy Reid ignited the Twitter mob by offendedly shrieking that the Steppers are not a dance group. Others quickly piled on:

“I’m tired of businesses using Black entities (including Historically Black Sororities and Fraternities) as a means to look more ‘diverse’ and accepting,” added @_AwesomeKid. “It’s clear how performative this attempt was, due to your lack of research for your own parade performers.”

Don’t include blacks, you are racist. Include them, you are still racist. That’s the genius of Cultural Marxism.

“Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc. ain’t exist for 100 years just for Macy’s to call them a “diverse dance group,” said @TevonBlair.

We’ve come a long way since 2007, when you had to say something like “nappy-headed hos” to get yourself canceled.

Scurrying to comply with the command that it not call the Steppers a “diverse dance group,” Macy’s replaced the original tweet with this:

On a tip from Steve T.

Red Skins Candy Renamed After Serial Killer

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Nestlé had to rename its “Red Skins” candies for the same reason Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, the Land O’ Lakes Indian maiden, and the Cream of Wheat chef were abolished. So as to be less offensive, they named the candies after serial killer Andrei Chikatilo instead:

Chikatilo confessed to 56 murders and was tried for 53 of these killings in April 1992. He was convicted and sentenced to death for 52 of these murders in October 1992…

Chikatilo is remembered as the Red Ripper because he was an ardent communist. Put “Red Ripper” into your favorite search engine and learn all about him.

Enjoy your Red Ripper candies, secure in the knowledge that the name meets with the approval of the thought police.

On tips from R F and Dragon’s Lair.