Category Archives: Corporate Moonbattery

Matchbox Moonbatmobiles

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To live under totalitarianism means to have the ruling oligarchy’s ideology thrust at you from every conceivable direction. Even Matchbox cars have been politicized:

As part of their Drive Toward A Better Future initiative, all Matchbox die-cast cars, playsets and packaging will use 100% recycled, recyclable or bio-based plastic by 2030.

To highlight the change, the company has unveiled a Tesla Roadster which is their first die-cast vehicle made from 99% recycled materials and certified CarbonNeutral.

Matchbox goes beyond pandering to moonbat parents with the usual greenwashing BS. While kids are playing, they are to be brainwashed into subconsciously embracing the green agenda. Matchbox plans to inflict upon them what the company calls an “eco-friendly themed approach to play.”

This will see Matchbox produce more die-cast models of electric vehicles and add EV chargers to their gas station playsets.

Maybe the cars will come with miniature COEXIST, Black Lives Matter, and Biden 2020 bumper stickers.

On a tip from Varla.

Profiles in Moonbat Hypocrisy: Ben & Jerry’s

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Over the past year, we have come to expect corporations to aggressively, even belligerently promote lunatic left ideology, but Unilever’s Ben & Jerry’s brand was there before the party started, the product having been obnoxiously politicized for years. The official B&J reaction to another lowlife Criminal of Color dying while resisting arrest was predictable:

An accident, probably resulting from poor training and Affirmative Action personnel standards, is proof that we must dismantle police nationwide because “white supremacy.” That #DefundThePolice hashtag will surely put an end to violence on the streets.

One tweeter responded,

This turned out not to be the case:

All woke members of the establishment are hypocrites. The only people who actually mean it when they spout antipolice moonbattery are sociopaths who belong in cages.

Not even Squad kook Rashida Tlaib means it:

When she screeches that she wants to abolish the police, she means that she wants to abolish local police that she cannot directly control from the DC Death Star. With no police at all, who will impose laws to make life miserable for decent people while thieves and maniacs are allowed to run riot?

On tips from Henry, Dragon’s Lair, and Chuck A.

Corporate Converts to the Church of Moonbattery

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Trying to reason with moonbats is pointless largely because their ideology is not a point of view but a religion, supported not by rational arguments but by faith. Gerard Baker describes this Church of Moonbattery:

Penitents line up to be shriven for their white privilege, bending the knee before the altar of justice and equity. They present pendants of the martyred St. George of Minneapolis for blessing from Hollywood prelates and Ivy League divines, solemnly chanting canticles from the Black Lives Matter breviary.

The gelatinous corporate leaders of Major League Baseball, Coca-Cola, and Delta Airlines allowed the Biden Regime to strongarm them into providing propaganda support for its mendacious campaign against even the most tepid constraints on election fraud, under the pretense that honest elections are somehow racist. They are converts to the Church of Moonbattery.

After long careers in which they seemed happy to let their talents propel them to unimaginable wealth, they’ve now discovered that the society that elevated them was founded in evil.

But instead of doing the honorable thing, and stepping down in favor of some less-privileged underling, they demonstrate a commitment to the faith by denouncing others. Here you have the essence of the new faith and morals of the woke classes, the truly privileged people in our society: I’m not to blame, you understand; it’s all those other white folk.

Achieving salvation under Wokism is easy. You don’t have to make sacrifices yourself. You sacrifice others. You might sacrifice your country, by undermining the integrity of its elections.

However, abandoning principle so as to pander to prevailing powers does not always work out as planned. Baker gives the example of Thomas Cranmer:

He was the 16th-century archbishop of Canterbury who rose to prominence as a loyal cleric under Henry VIII. When the king forced him to choose between his faith and his head, he jumped aboard the reformation bandwagon and denounced Rome. Unfortunately for Cranmer and other religious opportunists, their world changed awkwardly when Queen Mary, the vengeful daughter of Henry’s discarded wife, came to the throne and reinstated Catholic primacy. Cranmer, like these modern-day CEOs, quickly pledged his loyalty to the new order.

Mary’s response was to thank him for the recantation, publicly parade it as an important endorsement of her new regime, and proceed to have him burned at the stake anyway.

The woke mob might cancel anyone — even the Alinskyite community organizer who did more than anyone else to set the country on the path to division and self-destruction, the Moonbat Messiah himself. Barack Obama now stands denounced as a deporter who “does not represent the undocumented community.” Do the corporate invertebrates running MLB, Woke-a-Cola, et cetera really think the crocodile will save them for last?

On a tip from Varla.

United Airlines to Recruit Pilots on Affirmative Action Basis

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Air travel may soon become more exciting. United Airlines proclaims that it will recruit pilots on the same basis Biden nominates cabinet officials — namely, identity politics:

United Airlines said on Tuesday it wants women and people of color to make up at least half of the 5,000 pilots it plans to train this decade at its new flight school, a push to diversify a career traditionally dominated by white men.

Most people wouldn’t think twice about seeing a female or minority pilot — unless they have reason to suspect that the pilot has that position not due to being the most qualified for the job, but so as to satisfy a quota. In that case, they would be wise to hesitate before getting on the plane.

But what does public safety matter in comparison to the grand jihad against white men? Speaking of which,

Becoming a pilot can be a long and costly pursuit and the company is offering $1.2 million in academy scholarships.

The airline’s credit card partner, JPMorgan Chase, will fund another $1.2 million for women and people of color accepted to the academy, which expects to enroll 100 students this year.

Discriminating on the basis of race and sex is wrong — unless of course you are discriminating against white men, who serve the same role in liberal establishment ideology that Jews did in Nazi ideology.

In case hiring pilots to fulfill Affirmative Action quotas isn’t woke enough, the airline also denounces election integrity:

United joined Delta Air Lines and American Airlines on Monday in speaking out against voting restrictions following recent legislation in states like Georgia that activist groups say unfairly target Black and other racial minority voters.

By now even liberals inside their propaganda bubble know that Biden’s public relations campaign against the Georgia law is based on blatant lies. Georgia is no more restrictive than many blue states. The point is to demonstrate how severely anyone who puts up resistance to HR1 will be punished if the bill passes, institutionalizing voter fraud and establishing single party Democrat rule. This confirms that cheating is key to the Democrat game plan.

Some enterprising entrepreneur ought to start up Unwoke Airlines, with the stated policies of hiring pilots based on ability and staying out of politics. It would have no problem finding customers. But then, Big Government would crush it with the selective application of regulations and by denying it the subsidies showered upon its competitors.

Hat tips: Maggie’s Farm, Power Line.

Nike Satan Shoes

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Now that the mainstream has embraced Black Lives Matter, associating your brand with a malevolent anti-American lowlife like Colin Kaepernick isn’t cutting edge any more. So Nike upped the ante with a new sneaker honoring to the Prince of Darkness.

This is on the level:

Rapper Lil Nas X unveiled a limited edition of “satan shoes” that contain human blood and are limited to 666 pairs.

The “Old Town Road” singer is expected to release the pair of shoes on March 29 as a collaboration with Nike.

The satanic sneakers start at $1,018. Eternal damnation doesn’t come cheap, now that Nike has learned how to make a buck off it.

The timing of the shoe’s release coincides with the release of Nas’s latest video, “Montero (Call Me By Your Name),” which was released Thursday. The music video shows him dancing on a stripper pole on his way down to hell as well as giving Satan a lap dance, according to the New York Post.

On top of the worship of evil, we are treated to LGBT BS. The rapper says the song “will open doors for many other queer people to simply exist.”

The effect of moonbattery on what was once a thriving, healthy culture has been devastating. At this point, it may be irreversible.

On tips from Stormfax, Dragon’s Lair, and Chris Neilson.

Harry’s: As Bad as Gillette?

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Most countermoonbats would agree that it would be nice to avoid buying anything from the obnoxiously woke Procter & Gamble. But who to buy from instead? For toothpaste and dish soap, alternatives to Crest and Joy are offered by Colgate-Palmolive — which like P&G promotes transsexualizing children. For shaving products, in place of man-hating Gillette, there is Harry’s — which has joined the leftist cancel culture lynch mob, as Michael Knowles reveals:

The entire corporate establishment is rotted through with extreme moonbattery. German communist Rudi Dutschke called for a “Long March Through the Institutions.” At this point, there are few if any institutions left to be marched through. Normal people are now the underground.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Pantene Ad Features Lesbians Converting Boy Into Girl

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It seemed that Procter & Gamble had reached the last limits of moonbattery with the woke commercials it has been ramming down our throats. But progressives always progress to another previously unimaginable extreme.

After already having promoted the transsexualization of children, as well as obesity, man hatred, the false and divisive black oppression narrative, and the bizarre lie that men can menstruate, P&G continues to push the envelope.

The many P&G brands include Pantene haircare products, which are intended for liberal use only to judge by a commercial featuring two lesbians converting a boy into a pseudogirl on behalf of their grotesque ideology.

Behold the price innocent kids pay as liberals press their advantage in the Culture War:

The vast majority of children who have been convinced they have gender dysphoria grow out of it. But they will never grow out of the damage inflicted on their bodies and their minds by moonbats who try to physically convert them into the opposite sex.

Woke corporations have reached the depth of exploiting child abuse as a marketing ploy.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC. Hat tip: Not the Bee.

Rite Aid Apologizes for Denying Illegals COVID Vaccine

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Brace yourself for unseemly groveling. Rite Aid confesses to denying free (i.e., paid for by you) ChiCom virus vaccines to not one but two people who are in the country illegally.

Via Fox Business:

The company told FOX Business that these two mistakes were “isolated incidents” and is seeking out opportunities to improve.

Both illegals have now been given their first shot.

Rite Aid is also “conducting a thorough investigation regarding this incident,” the company said.

No doubt heads will roll. Maybe Rite Aid can expiate its sin against political correctness by offering a special discount to illegal aliens.

The company had better stock up on vaccine. On Biden’s invitation, vast numbers of illegal aliens are pouring across the undefended border. According to the National Sheriffs’ Association, up to half of them carry COVID-19.

On a tip from Wiggins.