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Dec 15 2023

Open Thread

Compliments of Chuck A.

Dec 14 2023

At the White House While Dark Clouds Gather

Over the southern border the largest invasion in human history continues to pour. The ChiComs are preparing to assert dominance over the entire pacific region after driving out the USA with a sneak attack that would dwarf Pearl Harbor. South America is becoming unstable, with our enemies on the march. The national debt is spiraling out of control, making fiscal collapse increasingly likely. Law and order were so attenuated by the Black Lives Matter riots and basic liberties by Covid tyranny that the next pretext for racial unrest or engineered Chinese virus could result in civil war. Americans have come to doubt the validity of elections. Dark clouds gather in all directions.

Meanwhile, here’s what’s going on in the White House:

That is the culture of our ruling class. If we can’t scrape these people off, we deserve what’s coming.

On tips from WDS 2.0, Anonymous, and seaoh.

Dec 14 2023

Human Breathing Offends Climate

So-called greenhouse gases are a byproduct of literally all human activity. Consequently, evil ecclesiastics of the global warming cult suppress even agriculture. It was only a matter of time until the Experts got around to stressing that every time we breathe, we offend the climate:

Methane and nitrous oxide in the air we exhale makes up to 0.1 per cent of the UK’s greenhouse gas emissions, scientists say.

That’s on top of the CO2 we exhale, which is unholy in the moonbat religion but at least is absorbed by plants, which need it to live.

And that’s not even accounting for the gas we release from burps and farts, or emissions that come from our skin without us noticing.

Big Government might force us to buy offsets for burps and farts, like Canada wants to do with cows. But this may not suffice to prevent us from breathing.

No worries; our globalist moonbat overlords have a solution. Uncoincidentally, it corresponds with the TOE that explains all aspects of the liberal agenda:

On tips from Ed McAninch, KirklesWorth, and Dr. Kufi Tutite.

Dec 14 2023

Facebook DEI Queen Embezzles $4 Million

Contrived diversity inevitably means lower standards. This applies not only to competence but to moral standards, enhancing the appeal of DEI for leftists and putting people like this in trusted positions:

Barbara Furlow-Smiles, 38, served as Lead Strategist, Global Head of Employee Resource Groups and Diversity Engagement at Facebook from about January 2017 to September 2021.

As you can guess from the hyphenated name, Barbara herself was a diversity hire.

During that time, lawyers from the US Attorney’s Office in the Northern District of Georgia said she cheated and defraud the company out of over $4 million.

She charged Facebook fraudulent invoices, then received kickbacks and used the money to live a luxury lifestyle in California and Georgia.

US Attorney Ryan K. Buchanan denounces her for “undermining the importance of her DEI mission.” Actually, Ms. Furlow-Smiles deserves credit for drawing attention to the perniciousness of her mission.

On tips from Ed McAninch, Jack D, cZwonderpig, Heckrules, and Jack D.

Dec 14 2023

Open Thread

Democracy, which began by liberating man politically, has developed a dangerous tendency to enslave him through the tyranny of majorities and the deadly power of their opinion. - Ludwig Lewisohn

Dec 13 2023

Muslims Assault Santa Claus in Germany

Some traditions still survive. Rainer B. was hired to appear as Saint Nicholas in Kassel, Germany. But on his way there…

…five to six youths approached him from the other side of the street. They were around 15 years old and had a migrant background, according to Rainer B. They insulted him as a “son of a bitch” and a “fat bastard” and asked him to take off his Father Christmas costume. The young people had said that they were Muslims and that this was their country. They also pulled on his costume. The costume was torn in the process. …

Several people on Untere Königsstraße witnessed the attack on him, reports Rainer B. But many just laughed, some even applauded. Nobody came to his aid.

If diversity is our strength, imagine how weak we would be without it.

Dec 13 2023

Michelle Wu Botches Electeds of Color Invitation

The twin pillars of the liberal religion are the global warming hoax and hatred of America’s core population. No one personifies the latter better than Boston’s moonbat mayor Michelle Wu. She sent to police an enemies list of business owners who have complained about her discrimination against the majority white population. Now she has sent out to all Boston city councilors an invitation to a Christmas “holiday” party that only “Electeds of Color” are allowed to attend:

Denise DosSantos, the mayor’s director of City Council relations, told the body’s “honorable members” that, “on behalf of Mayor Michelle Wu,” she was cordially inviting each of them “and a guest to the Electeds of Color Holiday Party on Wednesday, Dec. 13 at 5:30 p.m. at the Parkman House, 33 Beacon St.”

Approximately 15 minutes later, however, DosSantos sent out a follow-up email to city councilors, apologizing for the prior email, which was apparently only meant for those who were invited. The body includes seven white councilors and six of color.

“I wanted to apologize for my previous email regarding a Holiday Party for tomorrow,” DosSantos, a Cape Verdean Black woman, wrote. “I did send that to everyone by accident, and I apologize if my email may have offended or came across as so.”

The first casualty of contrived diversity is competence.

Even as their hatred of regular Americans is exposed, not all the Electeds of Color running Boston are contrite:

Councilor Brian Worrell, who is Black and was vying for the Council presidency before tentatively agreeing to become the body’s vice president next term, defended the invite, however, saying that the holiday party is simply another example of reflecting “all kinds of specific groups” in city government.

Try to imagine a government party where only whites are invited.

Councilor Tania Fernandes Anderson, who describes herself as an African immigrant and Muslim-American woman, was more candid, saying that there is “no need for apologies at all.”

Invest in Zyklon B. There will be a big market for it when Joe Biden achieves his stated objective of making whites a minority.

On a tip from Jack D.

Dec 13 2023

Canadian Offset Credits for Burping Cows

Don’t worry about the incipient collapse of civilization into Third World squalor ruled over by totalitarian degenerates. We have bigger problems — like cows that according to leftist doctrine offend the climate by burping. The Canadian government is on the case:

Environment and Climate Change Canada … is proposing financial incentives for farmers in the form of offset credits they can sell…

As FDR taught us while prolonging the Great Depression, only through Big Government can the agriculture sector make more money by producing less food — or in this case, producing it less efficiently in obeisance to leftist ideology.

ECCC published a draft protocol Sunday to “encourage beef cattle farms to reduce enteric methane emissions by improving animal diets, management, and other strategies that support more efficient animal growth.”

How it is more efficient to drive up the price of food with special diets that prevent cattle from digesting their food normally is not explained.

Each credit represents one tonne of emission reductions, and the credits can be sold to facilities to help them meet emissions reduction requirements or to other businesses to meet their climate commitments, the government said.

If Canada starts being cold in the winter and not all that warm in the summer either, citizens will know they can thank their government for spending their money to stop animals from burping, thereby perfecting the weather.

On a tip from R F.

Dec 13 2023

Open Thread

Compliments of Chuck A.

Dec 12 2023

Tampons in All Canadian Military Men’s Rooms

Those planning to impose their will on another country are advised to pick one where the military has been reduced to a social engineering laboratory by moonbats:

All Canadian military bases will soon be required to have menstruation products in the men’s restroom to align with the federal government directive issued by Employment and Social Development Canada to promote “inclusivity,” with the initiative expected to kick off on Dec. 15.

Major Soomin Kim from the Department of National Defence confirmed the policy.

The purpose of mandating tampons in military men’s rooms, per the Canadian government:

Unrestricted access to menstrual products better protects menstruating employees and makes sure that they feel safe to use the toilet room that best reflects their gender.

Unsurprisingly, the number of volunteers for the Canadian Armed Forces is in a nosedive.

If by some miracle Western Civilization survives long enough to eradicate moonbattery, it will take a thousand years to live down this generation.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Dec 12 2023

Student Fails Quiz by Giving Objectively Correct Answers

In schools run by moonbats, students fail unless they give the wrong answer:

A 10th grade Ethnic Studies World History teacher at Chief Sealth International High School in Seattle gave students a quiz titled, “Understanding Gender vs. Sex.” …

Question 4 was a true or false question with the statement, “All men have penises.”

A student marked this true. This was marked as wrong by the teacher.

Maybe it was a trick question. After all, some men have experienced horrific accidents or worse yet have undergone “gender-affirming care.”

This one was more straightforward:

Question 7 was a true or false question with the statement, “Only women can get pregnant.” Again, the student marked the statement “true” because only women can get pregnant. Again, the teacher penalized the student, insisting the answer is false.

The student, who is remaining anonymous in hopes of avoiding retribution, failed the quiz.

This is the exact equivalent of failing a math quiz for insisting that 2 + 2 = 4. Welcome to 1984 as enacted by sexually deranged degenerates.

Under progressivism, students are not graded on their mastery of material so much as on their willingness to debase themselves by telling lies in obeisance to a sick ideology.

On a tip from Steve D.

Dec 12 2023

Open Thread

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

Dec 11 2023

Climate Crisis in the Late 1970s

Before global warming, they tried global cooling. But people just laughed:

However, other TV programs took a more serious tone:

Needless to say, if the climate change ideology Democrats are exploiting as a pretext to deny us access to electricity and transportation had any validity, we would have noticed that the world was getting warmer not colder prior to the late 1970s.

On a tip from Lyle.

Dec 11 2023

Homicidal Transsexual Hooker Leion Butler Is Oppressed

To the list of reasons to shun prostitution, we can now add homicidal transsexual hookers:

A prostitute is facing second-degree murder charges after a man was found dead near Crissy Field in San Francisco, California, on November 12.

Officials arrested and charged 20-year-old Leion Butler on November 22, SFist reported Saturday.

Butler claims he shot 32-year-old Hamza Walupupu in self-defense during a dispute. The victim apparently had discovered the suspect was transgender and wanted his money refunded.

Butler appears to be a liberal. Not only does he dress in women’s clothes and perform homosexual acts, he went and got his mom to help him clean up the murder scene.

The real victim of the story is the oppressed transsexual, who was insensitively incarcerated with other men in flagrant disregard for his special identity, evoking squeals of outrage.

Let’s add Leion Butler to the representative list:

Jason Lee Willie
Audrey Hale
Kimbrady Carriker
Maya McKinney
Snochia Moseley
Anderson Lee Aldrich
Moses Lopez
William Whitworth
Shanu Varma
A guy calling himself Lara
Zion William Teasley
Jason Michael Hann
Cali Anderson
Dana Rivers
Vivian Ginger-Rain Shemansky
Linnea Pugmire
Mark Campbell
Paul S.

Psychotic people are potentially dangerous; that’s why they used to be kept in mental institutions. Those who believe themselves to be members of the opposite sex are psychotic.

On a tip from Barry A.

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