Scientific American Jumps Another Shark

There are left-wing publications, there are goofy-left publications, then — out there in the farthest reaches of the moonbat fever swamps — there is Scientific American.

SciAm made a good case for Trump with its out-of-touch endorsement of Kamala Harris. Otherwise, it would be hard to find much use for a supposedly science-oriented publication that issues absurd Newspeak Dictionary updates, gins up hysteria over the weather, informs us that we like climate radicalism, hypes drag queens, racializes NFL injuries, equates failing to subject children to sex change procedures to Nazism, and even proclaims that sex organs are merely a social construct.

It will take more than dumping hebephrenically liberal Editor-in-Chief Laura Helmuth to restore credibility after this:

If beneficial CO2 emissions can create their imaginary climate catastrophe, why can’t feminist ideology cure it?

The apparent objective is to push moonbattery to the last extreme of absurdity. So don’t expect any scientific rigor or even basic logic:

As water, fuel and nutritious food are harder to come by and the health care needs of family members increase, women and girls have to spend more time on unpaid care work.

So,

We need to move away from economies based on extraction and pollution, towards ones that are based on regeneration and care for one another and for the environment.

By “economies based on extraction and pollution,” they mean advanced capitalist countries like the USA. As a country to emulate, they point to miserably poor Bangladesh, where women toil wretchedly to the point of exhaustion but do so with culturally rich “traditional rural cooking methods.”

It doesn’t matter whether moonbats ride the global warming hoax, feminism, or whatever other woke hobbyhorse. In the end, moonbattery boils down to moonbattery — prominently featuring hatred of Western Civilization. Thus an article on how feminism can improve the weather features includes this:

[W]e must repair the impacts of environmental degradation—acknowledging that the Global North bears the largest share of responsibility for historical emissions—and guarantee not to repeat those harms.

For a while, liberals will keep reading Scientific American to affirm their crumbling worldview. A few countermoonbats will read it for laughs. Readership will dwindle until the oldest continuously published magazine in America is discontinued due to lack of interest. Degradation into farce followed by extinction is the fate of any institution that succumbs to moonbattery.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

A New York Fad That Will Not Catch On in Florida

The fad of punching random women in the face must have run its course. New York City has moved on to something new. Just 5 days after illegal immigrant Sebastin Zapeta killed a woman by setting her on fire on a subway train, we read this:

A homeless man was injured after he reportedly caught on fire inside Manhattan’s Penn Station on Friday night and investigators are probing the cause of the blaze, authorities and sources said.

He is fortunately in stable condition.

The man told police he believes somebody set him ablaze, claiming he was sleeping and woke up on fire, law enforcement sources said.

Although it is unclear what actually happened, readers are advised to avoid NYC subways and NYC in general until civilization has been restored.

Such fads won’t follow those escaping New York for Florida. Here’s why:

Criminals learn to be less bold when their potential victims can fight back.

Government can’t get much bigger than it is in Democrat-dominated New York. Yet New Yorkers cannot expect even a minimal level of safety. From this, we can conclude that Big Government does not make us safe.

On tips from WDS 2.0.

Moonbattery Erodes Anglican Church

Christianity has survived another year of the ongoing War on Christmas — without help from the Church of England, which censors Christmas carols on the grounds that they are Christian:

Christian hymns such as O Come, O Come, Emmanuel have been singled out for depicting other faiths as being ‘outside of God’s grace’. …

Also targeted was Lo, He Comes With Clouds Descending, a favourite of Queen Victoria. Clergy have been sent a link to research that suggests the second verse contains ‘problematic words’ by stating Jesus is the ‘true Messiah’.

Birmingham clergy were instructed to avoid such language.

[D]iocesan officials in the ‘presence and engagement team’ claim the hymns have a ‘strong emphasis of supersessionism’ – a doctrine which holds that Christianity is the one true religion.

Speaking of problematic doctrine, I wonder what Church of England chin-pullers make of John 14:6:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

In other Anglican news,

The Bible is pro-transgender, according to guidance promoted by an Anglican campaign group. …

The guidance is contained in resources hosted on the website LGBT Faith UK. A link to the document states: “The Bible affirms trans, intersex and queer people.”

They support this blasphemy by pointing to the existence of eunuchs back in the day.

On the same site it is stated that the Bible “affirms gays and lesbians” and “affirms bisexuals”.

Actually, the Bible explicitly does not.

The website LGBTQ Faith UK supports the lobby group Changing Attitude. …

The pressure group was founded by Colin Coward, a retired Anglican priest, and wants to bring about a “radical transformation of the patriarchal, heteronormative, white, western privileged culture of the Church of England”.

In other words, he wants to subvert the church by replacing Christianity with moonbattery so as to defile and destroy it. This is why moonbattery must never be allowed to get its foot in the door of a church.

On tips from ABC of the ANC, Franco, and Steve T.

New York Launches Global Warming Looting Spree

Truth will out. Despite the influence purchased by government grants, scientists acknowledge that CO2 emissions are not harmful; on the contrary, they are beneficial. Yet even as the global warming hoax unravels, insatiably greedy Democrats exploit it as a pretext to loot:

New York state will fine fossil fuel companies a total of $75 billion over the next 25 years to pay for damage caused to the climate under a bill Governor Kathy Hochul signed into law on Thursday.

Fossil fuels companies make our comfortable lives possible. Without them, we would be unable to sustain our current population; many of us would starve. In contrast, Democrats like Hochul do nothing but confiscate our money and make our lives worse. Yet the latter have the whip hand.

If this flies, it will spread:

“New York has fired a shot that will be heard round the world: The companies most responsible for the climate crisis will be held accountable,” New York Senator Liz Krueger, a Democrat who co-sponsored the bill, said in a statement.

In contrast to fair laws, this one will be imposed retroactively:

Fossil fuel companies will be fined based on the amount of greenhouse gases they released into the atmosphere between 2000 and 2018…

Vermont has already passed a similar law.

All human activity produces CO2, which according to liberal ideology is infinitely harmful because it is a threat to life on earth. So Democrats may as well cut to the chase and confiscate everything from everyone. The name for that is Marxism, which is what climate ideology has been about from the beginning.

On tips from Wiggins and ABC of the ANC.

Attempted Abortion of 1-Month-Old Baby

The moral decay that characterizes moonbattery is more than a cosmetic issue of being immersed in a popular culture that can make the stomach turn. People get hurt — often the most vulnerable people:

Deputies say that they arrested 42-year-old Jarvis Sims and 33-year-old Christina Thurman after they were called out to 7490 Pecos Street in the heart of downtown Denver, for a one-month-old baby boy, who was left in the median wearing only a diaper and sitting in a car seat/carrier.

This happened on Christmas morning. The baby got lucky and was rescued in time with no injuries reported.

If you would abort a viable baby at 9 months — and many moonbats would — why wouldn’t you leave an infant to perish of exposure at an intersection? How is this worse than the practice in liberal strongholds like Minnesota of leaving children who survive attempted abortions unattended to die — in accordance with Democrat preference?

Once innocent life has been devalued, the slippery slope down to savagery is steep.

On a tip from MrRightWingDave.

Happy Festivus, Tax Slaves

If Swamp bureaucrats merrily chirp, “Happy Holidays,” they are not referring primarily to Christmas, Kwanzaa, or even KuchuQwanzaa, but to the most delightful of all holidays for our federal overlords, Festivus. Countermoonbat Senator Rand Paul marks the occasion with his annual Festivus report:

“This year, I am highlighting a whopping $1,008,313,329,626.12,” Paul, R-Ky., wrote in the report. “That’s over $1 trillion in government waste, including things like ice-skating drag queens, a $12 million Las Vegas pickleball complex, $4,840,082 on Ukrainian influencers, and more!”

Even as Americans in North Carolina remain homeless 3 months after Helene, a firehose sprays our money at other countries:

The State Department spent $500,000 to expand the U.S. Embassy in Ethiopia’s #USInvestsInEthiopians social media campaign to a larger national public relations campaign, according to the report. The State Department also sent $253,653 to Bosnia to fight “misinformation,” spent $2.1 million for Paraguayan border security, and spent $3 million for “girl-centered climate action” in Brazil, the report says.

At least our moonbat rulers are advancing The Science:

The Department of Health and Human Services spent $419,470 to determine if lonely rats seek cocaine more than happy rats, the report states.

The National Science Foundation spent $288,563 to ensure bird-watching groups have safe spaces, also known as “affinity groups,” according to the report.

Don’t pay federal taxes? If you hold US currency, you’re on the hook for this anyway, compliments of inflation. The federal debt has skyrocketed past $36 trillion. Greedy as they are, not even DC bureaucrats can confiscate our money as fast as they waste it. So they print more.

On a tip from Varla.